Consider the sad state of our unloveable losers, the Kansas City Royals…
With pundits as far afield as Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly taking off-the-cuff potshots – telling Alan Colmes recently that further deficit spending would be "like telling the Kansas City Royals to lose more games" – its time to take a look at how the Royal’s ownship ranks in the scheme of things.
It’s not pretty…
Zen College Life, a "leading source for college and degree information online," offers an interesting array of Top 10 lists ranging from the "10 Most Effective & Essential Self Defense Techniques" to the "10 Celebrities Whose Deaths Were Tragically Predictable."
As might be suspected, Royals owner David Glass rates quite highly on Zen’s "10 Worst MLB Owners of All Time."
"For the first time in a long, long time, baseball may be the healthiest sport in America," Zen begins. "It’s been 17 years since the 1994 season — and more significantly, the 1994 World Series — was canceled, and not a single game has been stricken from the schedule due to labor strife since the 1995 season. Meanwhile, the NFL has just resolved its lockout, and the NBA is currently embroiled in one that could kill its 2011-12 season."
That’s the boilerplate…
"However, not everything in baseball is perfect, as a few bad owners have drawn negative attention to their franchises" Zen continues." Rangers owner Tom Hicks, who previously gave A-Rod a record $250 million contract and signed Chan Ho Park to an absurd $65 million contract, had to borrow money from MLB to meet the team’s payroll and eventually filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Dodgers owner Frank McCourt, who tainted the good name shared by the Pulitzer Prize-winning writer who authored Angela’s Ashes, has run the team into the ground amid his much-publicized divorce to former team CEO Jamie McCourt. Baseball has seen some bad owners through the years, the worst of which are listed below. Each one did his, her or its best to become a villain to their team’s fans and players, blemishing a piece of America’s pastime."
Glass hits the skids at a disrespectable No. 2 on Zen’s Worst Owner Shit List.
That’s right, the second worst Major League Baseball owner in history. Read it and weep.
"Notoriously cheap, Glass’s first accomplishment as CEO in 1993 was slashing the team’s payroll from $41 million to $19 million. During the strike in 1994-95, he was a staunch advocate of implementing a salary cap and endorsed the use of replacement players. He became the club’s sole owner in 2000, and it has since lost 100 or more games on four occasions, only once finishing above .500. Glass has shamelessly benefited from baseball’s revenue sharing system, focusing primarily on profit like he did as the CEO of WalMart. Currently, the Royals have baseball’s lowest payroll, dishing out just more than $36 million for the 2011 season."
In fairness, the Star‘s Sam Mellinger laid some pretty serious pipe to Glass this past April. But as Craig might say, Sam needs to keep spanking him. Once every year or two, with several dozen ‘comme ce, comme ces’ in between doesn’t get it.
The second worst owner of all time in MLB deserves better…