Hearne: WHB, Kietzman Retake High Ground in July Ratings, KMBZ Slips Again

How appropriate that the battle for sports radio supremacy in KC would be a see-saw affair…

In June, 610 Sports upstart Nick Wright nosed out  WHB strongman Kevin Kietzman by a tenth of a share point in men, 25 to 54, from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. It was a monumental victory, that somehow or another WHB made sure – via microscopic ratings adjustments for Royals game overlaps – proved to be short-lived.

But make no mistake; the days of WHB putting clown suits on Wright and 610 appear to be in the rearview mirror.

In June Wright came in fourth with a 6.8 share to Kietzman’s 6.7. That was then.

The latest?

Kietzman and WHB came in third in the July radio ratings with a 6.9 share. While Wright and 610 slipped to fifth place with a 5.3 share.

So there you have it. For now.

On the news/talk front, KMBZ‘s Shanin & Parks Show continued its downward slide, coming in 8th with a 3.6 share in that same demo. That’s down from a 5 share last month and includes listeners from both its new FM and old AM broadcast bands. Not a good sign. Especially with the plethora of huge news stories that have been ricocheting about in recent months.

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Today: Travel Channel Brings Royal Gorge Vote to Westport Flea Market Today

Plainly put, the Travel Channel wants to transport a cult  experience to the hallowed Westport Flea Market.

Got that?

The Travel Channel, for crying out loud!

Somehow – don’t ask – the cable channel that wants to spirit us off to exotic, restful, amazingly beautiful locations – has determined its devotees have somehow become enamored with people who eat ridiculously large portions of food in ridiculously short periods of time.

Make sense to you? Me neither.

Nonetheless, that’s the Travel Channel’s game plan. Now it’s up to us to make sure they come here. To Kansas City. To perform their gauche ritual at the Flea Market. To that end, we all must go – today – onto the Travel Channel’s Facebook page, throw caution to the wind and vote for a St. Louis dude named Randy Santel who intends to eat 55 ounces of Westport Flea Market burger, plus buns, 15 strips of bacon, a half pound of American cheese and two pounds of fries in 30 minutes.

Yum!

But that’s Randy’s problem. Our problem is to flood Man versus Food’s Facebook page with votes for KC, so we can all go down and fantasize about what it would be like to wolf down Flea owner Joe Zwillenberg‘s rolling Westport Flea Market Burger out front.

The biggest thing Santel has ever competitive eaten to date?

"The biggest thing I’ve eaten is five pounds of Pig Wings," Santel says. "And three pounds of fried corn nuggets. And I did 144 ounces of milkshake. I did the first five shakes in 4.5 seconds, then it took ’em 10 minutes to make the 6th one and I drank that for dessert."

Why the Flea? For starters because he likes it and "because it’s not a crazy amount of food," Santel says.
"And I wouldn’t take the challenge if I thought I was going to lose on national TV."

Santel familiarized himself with "regular" Flea burgers when he worked here as a construction estimator for J.E. Dunn.

As for the chances of say, me or Zwillenberg choking down a Flea Market Challenge, those would be slim.

"The average person can’t eat six pounds of food in 30 minutes," Santel says. "The average person can eat about 2 1/2 pounds usually on challenges. I see people get to the two  pound, two and one-half pound mark, then they’re basically done."

As for that caution people get on Facebook when voting, not to worry, Santel says.

"It’s no big deal," he says.

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Hearne: Slacker & KCFX Widen Lead Over The Rock & Johnny Dare in July

Let’s narrow down one of the more hotly contested local radio ratings contests, shall we?

Here’s one that raised more than a few eyebrows in the June rankings. Men, ages 25 to 54 in morning drive between 6 a.m. and 10 a.m., Monday through Friday. Remember? KCFX FM’s Slacker nosed out Rock 98.9 FM force-to-be-reckoned with Johnny Dare for the top slot.

A ratings fluke? Apparently not.

KCFX and Slacker stayed on top for July with a 12.4 share to Dare and The Rock’s 9.8 share.

While that’s a very big deal, The Rock nosed out KCFX in the same time slot in "adults" 25 to 54 with a 9.0 to KCFX’s 8.3.  Based largely on the fact that Dare remains strong with women listeners with a 7.9 share to KCFX’s 2.6.

Dare and The Rock tied with Mix 93.3 FM‘s Rocket & Teresa morning show in the above demo with a pair of 7.9 shares

Just how good is Johnny D with the ladies? Very. The Rock’s Numero Uno status with women falls off by over two points in the midday 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. slot, to a 5.5 share.

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Donnelly: Kanrocksas 2011 Wrap Up

So what’s my takeaway from the inaugural Kanrocksas festival at the Kansas Speedway?

First, I have a question:

What was the actual attendance? No, wait, even better:

How many tickets were really sold?

I’d like to know.

If you can answer that you win half of a happy hour cocktail and 30 minutes of meaningful conversation with none other than KCC godfather Hearne Christopher, Jr.

On to the observations…

For starters, the sound engineering and stage set up was excellent. At every stage, the sound was loud and clear, sometimes too much so, as at times there was a bit of bleed- through to other stages. That was probably more a product of the angles all the stages were set at than anything the techs could correct. Next time it’ll be a non-issue. 

The physical plant was huge, much bigger than I envisioned, though I have never been on the infield of a racetrack before.  And though everyone has complained about the long walks, once you were inside the venue, the walks were really nothing. The hike was from the parking lot to the venue.  Maybe next year they could do something about that – it definitely seemed like they had plenty of open space nearer the venue that even we elitist media guys weren’t allowed to take advantage of. 

Twenty-something, new KCC photographer, Katie Grogan, was feeling it as we hiked back to the parking lot Saturday night.  She spent basically all day both days out in the sweaty mess.  And she’s born and bred in KCK, so you know she’s legit. Katie spent the weekend schmoozing clueless security dudes and working her way onstage after the Brit-rock Arctic Monkeys took a liking to her.    
 
She gave me the real real lowdown on the seedy underbelly of Kanrocksas.  But be careful, it’s super seedy.  Here’s what she said: 

"Having this new festival at the Speedway was a fantastic idea, it’s a massive area and the overall atmosphere was awesome. It almost felt like I wasn’t at home because it’s something that never happens in Kansas but I’m super proud of KCK and I hope they continue to put on Kanrocksas every summer.

The worst thing was because it was the first year, it was very unorganized. The entrances and ticket pick-ups were confusing and asking for help was pointless because it seemed like no one knew where anything was. So hopefully if we have another one next year, it’ll be more organized.

My favorite act of the weekend was probably The Flaming Lips. Their set was so wacky and fun. The giant bubble, tons of confetti, giant hands and awesome lighting. It was very exciting."

If I had never seen the Lips before, I would probably feel the same way.  They’re memorable, different, and kind of getting a little played out.  Maybe they’re relying on this new wave of festivals and festival goers that still sees their act as a novelty.

And who can blame the Lips if the checks keep coming. Certainly not me.

Katie continues, "The vibe of the crowd was the usual for most shows – lots of drunk people. And despite the hot weather people were still dancing and rocking out like it was nothing. I love that vibe at concerts; it’s like everyone’s happy for the few hours that they last and no one has a care in the world.

I can’t say much on the food vendors because it was too expensive. No way I was buying 1 slice of pizza for $6 and a soda for $4. I actually gave in and bought a pretzel on Saturday night and it was cold and gross. Worst $4 I’ve ever spent.

I’ll agree with everyone else and say that the walk between stages was pretty far, but it wasn’t TOO bad. It was actually kind of confusing getting to the two stages that were on the other side of the Speedway. The sound was really good for the most part. Some of the acts had too much bass but maybe that’s because I was right next to the speakers.

Like I said before, I really hope that this becomes an annual thing because this is a huge deal for Kansas."

But despite some of the other issues, the biggest deal to me at live music shows is always the live music.  For my taste, the Kanrocksas lineup was simply uninteresting.  Not that that means anything. My taste is my taste, and I very likely could be WRONG.

I was most excited to see Muse, a band that is renowned for their live performances.  And they put on a hell of a show musically and visually.  But, here’s the thing: during the middle of their set, I could easily walk to the front of the stage. Know what I mean? I shouldn’t be able to do that. Not for one of the headliners. But I could, and the same for the Eminem set Friday night. 

At other big festivals I’ve been to you can’t get close to the stage unless you stake it out an hour or two early.  Normally, if you show up just before the headliner goes on, you’re talking 200 yards back. But that wasn’t the case at all this past weekend at the Speedway. No, you couldn’t get front and center, but pretty close – as close as you wanted on the edges. 

I also was pumped to see Eminem, Ween, the Black Keys, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, Girl Talk, and Kid Cudi.  Other than that, nothing jumped out at me, especially considering the cost of the festival – $100 for one day, and $179, I believe, for the two. 

That’s just too much. 

I’ve had a lot of people tell me they might have been interested if the price was more in the $50 per day range, but for that lineup $100 per day was just too much.

Now, throw in Radiohead and maybe we have a different ballgame.  And the Foo Fighters.

Then we can talk.     
 

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Donnelly: Muse@Kanrocksas Day 2, August 6, 2011

Day two of Kanrocksas boasted what I considered the better lineup of the two days – Muse, The Black Keys, Grace Potter & The Nocturnals, Cage the Elephant, and a bunch of others.

If you can’t tell, I’m more into the rock than the electronic and hip hop stuff.

Saturday night’s headliner was the band I was most looking forward to, English prog-rockers, Muse. I mean, how can you go wrong with the band that Queen’s Brian May called "probably the greatest live act in the world today"?

You can’t .

Muse emerged to warning sirens blaring, right on time at 11 p.m. – just like nearly every other act of the weekend, the on time part, not the sirens – and they were coming hard right off the bat, with one of their biggest hits, “Uprising.”

Too bad the crowd was probably half that of the previous night for Eminem

But that didn’t seem to faze lead singer and guitarist Matthew Bellamy, who was decked out in hot pink pants and sunglasses with flashing lights.  He strutted around the stage as any good British rock star would, with the confidence of a made man. And he belted out the ridiculously grand lyrics without even a hint of self aware irony, and why shouldn’t he?  He’s earned the right to proclaim that, "They will not control us/ We will be victorious…" Bass player Christopher Wolstenholme thumped away, laying a thick foundation of Muse’s trademark fuzz bass to support the heavy drums and guitar lines. 

The first thing that hit me was how tight these guys are.  Their songs sounded virtually as clean as their studio cuts, but with a little extra dose of energy thrown in for good measure.

Almost too clean. Were these guys faking it?  No. 

Another thing I was a little surprised by is how many hits Muse have.  I mean, I know they have sold a shit ton of records, but nearly every other song they played was a radio single at some point.  The third song of the night, "Supermassive Black Hole," took the energy even higher.  Bellamy’s clear vocals were spot on, his guitar chops ample as well, as he segued the end of the song into a Jimi-like version of the Star Spangled Banner – then segued that again into a ripping version of "Hysteria," another radio hit. 

For those scoring at home, that’s three big time hits out of the first four songs. 

Muse’s setup was visually interesting, too, with honeycombed projection screens backing the band, while laser lights reached their futuristic tentacles into the audience. 

Towards the end of the show, giant eyeball-looking balloons were released into the crowd and exploded like piñatas with confetti for all

One drawback?  After awhile a lot of Muse’s songs start to sound somewhat similar.  You know, buzzing guitars, super tremolo vocals, buzzing bass, generally rhythmic guitar riffs to end the songs.  So if there’s a drawback, that’s it.

That being said, Muse did mix it up a bit with a few slower numbers that saw Bellamy switch over to the grand piano on stage right.  At times the softer stuff evoked a Queen type vibe, and at other times I could hear the Pink Floyd coming through. 

As Muse’s hour and a half wound down, the laser show intensified, and Bellamy went to work on his guitar, snuggling up to his amp to get some freaky feedback and squealing. Then he slumped into the metal-covered box as if he might lay his head down on it for a nap, but then took a vicious swipe and booted the amp into the back of the stage. 

Next, in the quintessential rock star move, Bellamy unstrapped his axe and swung it around and around before releasing it in a high arc over the drum set.  It crashed through the cymbals and shattered on the stage, but he wasn’t done yet. 

(Side note: It has to feel better the more expensive the guitar is, right?) 

He thrashed the remaining guitar bits sledge hammer style straight down on the stage. 

Whereupon the tech promptly brought out another multi-thousand dollar guitar and Muse finished the night with "Knights of Cydonia," which featured a harmonica intro that was strangely fitting considering the band’s usual electronica sound. 

But probably the biggest response of the night came for the song "Starlight," as thousands joined in on the choruses:

"Our hopes and expectations/ Black holes and revelations…"

For a moment, it seemed the audience realized that we were all part of something kinda unique, a show that won’t be forgotten for a long time – and one that probably will never be duplicated considering the circumstances:

A beautiful night with one of the world’s biggest bands, in what would have to be considered an intimate setting. 

I really doubt Muse ever plays another show with less than 10,000 people in attendance.

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Today: New Local Radio Ratings Champ & The July 2011 Top 20

Buckle up radio ratings junkies, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride…

The July digits are in, so let’s take a quick look and we can make some closer examinations later. To that end, here are the Top 20 KC Radio Stations for July in adults 25 to 54, Monday through Friday from 6 a.m. to midnight.

I know, I know, they don’t include the high dollar infomercials, Royals games and weekend filler. But this is where 90 percent of station’s revenues come from and where they suit up their best and their brightest, the personalities you love and/or love to hate.

 

So here we go….

  1. KCFX The Fox with a 9.1 share
  2. The Rock, 98.9 FM with a 7.5 share
  3. The Buzz with a 6.2 share
  4. Q104 FM, KPRS FM and K-LOVE (Christian) with 5.5 shares (tie)
  5. KCMO FM with a 5.3 share
  6. Mix 93.3 FM with a 4.7 share
  7. Jack FM with a 4.5 share
  8. Alice FM with a 4.1 share
  9. The Vibe with a 3.9 share
  10. The Point with a 3.7 share
  11. KFKF FM with a 3.3 share
  12. Funny 102.5 FM with a 3.1 share
  13. WDAF FM with a 3.0 share
  14. 610 Sports with a 2.9 share
  15. KMJK Magic FM with a 2.6 share
  16. WHB with a 2.6 share
  17. KMBZ AM & FM with a 2.5 share
  18. KCUR FM with a 2.4 share

Worth noting: KCFX, The Fox took over the No. 1 slot from The Rock for the first time this year. And 610 Sports continues to hold a narrow lead over WHB (although count on WHB to be leaking the exact number of Royals night and weekend games skewed those ratings).

Oh and KMBZ isn’t exactly tearing things up now that it’s on two broadcast bands.

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Glazer: All That Glitters is Not Golden When it Comes to Trading Gold

There’s Gold in them there hills, was the battle cry in the mid 1800’s for people to go to California, pick up some nuggets, get rich and end all of their problems…

At that time gold was under 20 bucks an ounce, now its $1,700 an ounce.

And with what looks like stock market crash number three of the decade – and who knows how bad this one gets? – once again, it’s all about gold.

Hearne ADVISED ME NOT TO DAY TRADE GOLD TWO YEARS AGO.

I didn’t listen. I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. I just knew gold and oil at that time were the plays. Gold was jumping between $880 and $1,000. I was in LA and day trading while working on a sports film. Oh yeah, with my big $15,000 dollar investment I was up 13 grand in two days. How dumb was Hearne?

Well, two years and change later, I’ve lost about 40 grand. HOW CAN YOU LOSE MONEY ON GOLD WHEN IT’S NEARLY DOUBLED IN THAT TIME FRAME?

Because I day traded.

And that means its covering all those ups and downs.

So how do YOU TRADE GOLD? Well, to me the safe way is go to Precious Metals on Metcalf and buy some ounces or a bar at the market price (he will you charge something over market for a profit but not too much).

That is the safe, smart way. And yes you should buy gold if you can afford it.

Likely gold is on the way to $2,500 before Xmas. And maybe $3,000 to $5,000 an ounce in two years. It sure looks possible. Even investment guru Jim Cramer thinks so – he says over $2,000 an ounce for sure and soon.

Doing futures is where the big money is.

How much is a gold contract? First you have to open an account with a solid company. There are several, ask a good broker who he likes. You just have to have enough margin money in your account to cover the downside of your buys.

It works like this; you buy one contract of gold (100 ounces) for the market price of $1,770 and it earns you $100 a point if it goes up. Or costs you if it goes the other way. So if it climbs to $1,780 on paper you made $1,000 dollars.

However there’s a down side – and boy did I find that out way too often.

It can go down 100 points as well. So if you have say two contracts at $1,770 and you put a STOP LOSS ORDER in at say $1,750 per contract (meaning if gold falls 20 points even momentarily), you lose that 20 points or $2,000.

That’s why trading futures is dangerous. But it pays so well when things go your way.

You need a lot of money to back you up, like say $30,000 per contract in your account. Thirty G’s gives you 300 points to play with. Can you imagine having five contracts the last month going up almost daily? You’d have made well over $100,000. Unless you’d guessed wrong and thought the market had topped. Then you’d be facing a $100,000 loss.

So my philosophy is, just buy and hold. Don’t day trade, sit on it. Or as Hearne told me, just buy the gold and put it in your bank box.

Good hunting.

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘THE HELP’ is This Summer’s Knockout Oscar Contender!

When you see as many marginal movies like critics have to, it’s easy to become a bit jaded.

So when something very special comes along we tend to go overboard and want to tell everyone about it. And that’s the case with THE HELP, the superb screen adaptation of Kathryn Stockett’s # 1 best selling novel.

Set in 1960’s Jackson, Mississippi during the height of the civil rights movement, THE HELP tells of southern society girl Skeeter (played by Emma Stone). She’s returning from Ole Miss, becoming a writer for the local newspaper, but begins to turn the town upside-down when she decides to interview many of the black women who’ve spent their lives as maids, taking care of prominent white southern families. Almost single handedly raising their own kids yet having to use separate bathrooms in their houses.

"They carry different diseases, you know."

Changes begin – with a whisper – to overcome the old stereotypes and misconceptions—ultimately turning the maid’s inner pain of racial injustice into a best selling book called THE HELP.

What makes this very moving, yet often funny and poignant motion picture work so well has to be credited to its director Tate Taylor. Taylor not only perfectly cast the movie but got the best out of every individual performance.

Three Oscar worthy performances in THE HELP include those of Viola Davis as the wise Aibileen. Also for consideration should be Octavia Spencer‘s sassy portrayal of Minnie. And the big surprise here has to be Stone who’s at the top of her game in the lead as Skeeter.

Other standouts include Bryce Dallas Howard as the bitchy Hilly Holbrook, Chris Lowell, Jessica Chastain, Sissy Spacek and Cicely Tyson.

"Why am I black? I drank too much coffee."

So how does the movie compare to the book? I can’t tell you since I haven’t read it. But following the loud and long applause after our recent screening, several people who had read the book told me it definitely compares favorably. Apparently only Skeeter’s romance doesn’t quite get the exposure on screen as it did in the book.

Some would suggest that THE HELP is strictly a chick flick. And its cast could give that impression.

Let me assure you, it’s much more than that.

You may recall BRIDESMAIDS early this summer and how men didn’t want anything to do with it—until they saw it and loved it. (It’s now the # 1 ‘sleeper hit’ of the entire summer and still playing on a handful of local screens.)

Such is the case with THE HELP, which will be appreciated by both sexes, all demographics and should play well past Labor Day. It’s one of the finest films you’ll see this year dealing with the inner pain felt while forging unlikely friendships as a new sisterhood emerges. And as unwittingly and unwillingly the participants get caught up in the changing times.

"Courage sometimes skips a generation. Thank you for bringing it back."

THE HELP, rated PG-13, is about as good as it gets. I’m raising 4-1/2 out of 5 Oscar-bound fingers.

 

JACK GOES TO THE MOVIES Friday’s on Radio: NewsRadio KMBZ AM & FM / 1160-Radio Bach / and the new 99.7-The Point.
Also anytime on Time Warner Cable’s K.C. ON DEMAND, Channel 411.

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Today: Westport Party Czar High Fives P&L District’s Cover Charge Controversy

There are those who say the Power & Light District’s credit card-only cover charge policy is racist…

That locals should boycott the downtown entertainment district because of it. Not Bill Nigro. Funny thing about it is, Nigro has every reason to look for excuses to bag on the P&L. As a businessman who owns and/or has owned any number of nightclubs and/or restaurants in Westport – Kansas City’s former leading entertainment district – Nigro felt former KC Mayor Kay Barnes screwed Westport by granting all those tax breaks to the P&L.

He’s got a point and he’s not alone in that thinking….

But what’s done is done and aside from leveling the playing field, Nigro (and Partner Bill George) want to connect all of KC’s entertainment districts via their KC Strip trolley shuttles for the betterment of partykind.

And that’s hard to accomplish when you have to devote money and resourses to dealing with sprawling, unruly crowds of errant urban youth who gather on hot summer weekend nights causing disturbances and scaring off paying customers.

This summer, those crowds have shifted for the most part to the P&L District and grown in size.

It’s not like the P&L didn’t see this coming from the get-go. They didn’t wall that baby in by accident, and there’s been no shortage of criticism over its dress code policy from Day One.

Bringing us to the controversial $10 (buys two drinks), credit card-only cover. The rub being kids, especially poor, urban ones won’t have the plastic and thus be unable to gain entry.

Nigro’s take on the new P&L policy? Two thumbs up!

"Just like in Westport, because of the gang violence, they have to do some creative things to keep ’em out," Nigro says. "You know, the gangs come in all races – white, black, Hispanic and Asian – and we just don’t want them. We don’t want any violent types, period.

"Do we get creative with credit card cover charges and dress codes? Yes, we do. Because we’re trying to protect our customers. We’re trying to show them a good time. And we’re sorry if we offended anyone, but it’s all about good behavior. People who misbehave are not welcome in our neighborhoods. It’s not about race, it’s about misbehavior and gangs.

"They’re trying to make it like the P&L District’s doing something wrong. They’re not doing anything wrong and I applaud them."

As for last weekend’s P&L youth gatherings, "There were a couple hundred kids," Nigro says. "But when you spread them out over the perimeter of the P&L District, it wasn’t that crowded."

And the boycott? Non issue, Nigro says.

"Friday was a little slow with Eminem and everything but Saturday was busy," Nigro says.

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Glazer: How the Comedy Club Biz Works & Why The Comics Hate Me

It’s been clear to me for years the young comics you promote at your local club will end up hating your guts.

Not always, but usually.

We started doing comedy at Stanford’s in 1980. Stanfords in Westport opened in 1975, but my brother Jeff and I didn’t start doing comedy until later. David Naster came to us with an idea of doing it on a regular basis. I’d been to LA and at the Comedy Store. Originally I thought my father Stan and I would perform as well.

So we started it on Sunday nights in our waiting area bar called THE TREE HOUSE.

Then we added an open mic night on Mondays to find new young and local comics. We did too. From Kansas City’s Sinbad to Louie Anderson. Later even Lewis Black and tons more. Why? They had nowhere else to play. There were few clubs back then and those who had them, mostly LA, New York and Chicago, wanted name stars like Jimmie Walker to headline. Not unknowns. It’s hard to get a crowd to come see someone they never heard of before.

As time marched on we established a brand nationally, so we could use many of our local guys to headline, feature or open shows. One out of maybe 50 became pros and one out of a thousand became stars, got a TV show or movie work. Like Eddie Griffin, a waiter/busboy that started at Stanford’s. HOWEVER, Eddie moved to LA where he got his big break, not here.

In those days, back in the 80’s, we had scouts come to the club from TV shows like  Star Search, who found Sinbad and Naster. Later even The Tonight Show and big agencies like William Morris. Those days are gone. The comics now have to move to LA at some point, maybe New York. Those are the feeder cities. Hollywood is lazy and never wants to travel.

I had to call every agent I knew out there to get ONE to come see Dan Whitney. You know him as Larry The Cable Guy. My current agent Matt Blake came, Larry did a show in LA and the rest is history.

Like many of the guys who went on to big careers, they soon forget you for the most part.

They don’t want to be reminded of "how it all began." And they only want to do theaters or TV/film, not a comedy club. They feel that’s a step down. Even if it’s a rare appearance.

But not everyone.

This weekend we have Tommy Chong from Cheech and Chong. He’s a good pal and is doing this as a favor. Lewis Black did our opening at Legends in 2007 for a fraction of his going rate. Neither of these guys do clubs now. Recently we had Carlos Mencia. That’s what sets us apart. We have long term relationships with big name people. Even then, it’s tough to get them in because there’s not much in it for them.

So I understand why our local guys kinda end up not liking me much.

I CAN’T make them stars. They have to start here and leave the nest. It’s not easy to move to LA or New York, when you don’t know anybody and have no money. Sure, I’ll call agents for them, send tapes or email them clips.

I did that for my pal Steve Kramer, who got a TV series in 2000 called Hype on the WB . But that’s rare. Just getting an agent is very hard now, one that matters.

There are more comics out there now than ever. More TV shows than ever, due to Reality TV and 800 channels. Yes. we still do open mic night and it’s a big draw. I use the top guys from that for MC work and later feature work. In some rare occasions even a headline night or two.

But in the end, they have to go create their own careers outside of KC.

Let’s face it, this is not a city on the radar of Hollywood much. So getting lots of laughs here when you are unknown is just a way to tell the comic, it’s ttime to spread your wings and fly to LA. It takes years to make it, an average of 8 to just be a name headliner.

Money is just OK then at $1,000 to $2,000 a week, but you are traveling all over hell and back every week. If you can get the work. It takes a national anchor to make the big money. Jim Jeffries did it recently with two HBO specials, but Jim still needs movies or TV to hit a long homer.

So in the end, the guys you help the most, dislike you the most because they call for work and don’t understand why you have booked, say, Mo Mandel instead of them. "Hey we know each other, Glazer."

And we do. But it’s a business and times are much different now.

The local media does not like putting on unknowns. I have done that with guys like Chris Porter, who immediately turned on us. People look out for their own ass, not yours.

Dig this, I have advanced and loaned (almost never get it back) over $100,000 to comics over the years.

Usually because they’re broke. The local guys. Then the second you can’t help them, you’re an asshole who never paid enough, drives an expensive car, lives better than they do and on and on. You’re a real jerk.

Hey we are the ones who gave them shot, after shot, after shot. This is how it is everywhere, not just in KC. The club owners in the end are the bad guys because we "can’t make you famous" only you can do that for YOU.

I noticed many of our past comics comment and many to the negative. Many have stories of not getting paid enough or not getting enough work and so on. All that said, why do they want to still work for us? Stanford’s is a top, top name in this business. And maybe, just maybe, No 1 overall.

We enjoy finding new talent. We just can’t make everyone a star. I wish we could.

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Star Search: Frink Alert; Dallas Shuts Down Its Version of INK Magazine

One journalist’s nightmare can be another’s dream-come-true…

Take the ongoing battle for survival between Ink and venerable local alt weekly the Pitch. Light as Ink‘s content’s been (and continues to be), the Pitch has been having the rougher go. It was, until very recently, for sale for years by its now-former out-of-town owner. Its longtime editor bailed for the paycheck-friendly seas of the healthcare industry. Its top journo took a powder this past spring. Its page and ad counts are at levels that caused its former owner to audibly wince.

Then there’s Ink….

It’s hard to imagine the content of the weekly Tony likes to refer to as an "ad rag," being any more inconsequential. Outside of its ads, of course – and there is something to be said for that. But now that the Pitch is cleaning up its act under new owners a possible new variable has reared its head.

Might Ink‘s parent, the Kansas City Star close it down?

At first blush that might appear unthinkable. Think again…

Last week the Dallas Morning News announced it was killing off its entertainment tabloid Quick.

The similarities between Quick and Ink are many. The two entertainment weeklies were born in 2008 with similar missions. Reach out to younger, hipper readers and lose the geezers from the daily. Quick started as a "quick take" daily paper in 2003 before getting Frinked in 2008.

It’s no small fry either. With 90,000 copies a week, Quick has about the same footprint as Ink and the Pitch combined.

"We could not attract enough revenue to match up to the expense of the business model we had to make it sustainably profitable," said a company spokesman, adding that Quick had been a break even proposition the last three years. The extent to which – if any – Ink is bottom line profitable remains an unknown.

Serving to remind, when it comes to print publications, it’s a jungle out there.

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Hearne: Kanrocksas 2011, The Gnarly, the Obnoxious & the Excellent

Here’s the deal on Kanrocksas….

Forget the official accounts from newspaper reporters who went for free, get majorly schmoozed and aren’t about to bite anything resembling the hands that feed them. I think readers can smell something funny when they read headlines with expressions like "top notch" and "world class" and are unable to locate a single critical comment in the coverage.

Please…

Let’s take it a small step further. It doesn’t take a genius to pour over the attendee comments on Kanrocksas’ Facebook and Web site pages to get a truer picture. Having done that and spoken with attendees who both paid and got in free, I can tell you this.

By most people’s measure Kanrocksas was indeed a smash success.

Music fans had a good time, saw some excellent bands and other than the dude who died, lived to tell the story.

Was it perfect? Of course not.

Bright lights all night long in the camping area made some folks feel safer but mostly annoyed folks who wanted to sleep or party in peace. The KCK cops may have been a bit aloof and heavy handed. No big surprise there. But that’s something that should be addressable if the fest returns next year. Beer vendors wandering through the crowd hawking their wares while bands were performing was annoying to some.

Speaking of the beer dudes, Facebooker Nicole Fields had this to say:

"Wonderful!! Beer guy in concessions saved me and gave me a Guinness & H2O even though I was a quarter short. Beer guy on the field during Muse who stopped in front of me to smoke weed and make out with some skank…not so cool."

The VIP area – for which some paid a healthy premium – was a disappointment.

"The VIP could have been something very nice – instead it was a total waste of money," attendee Mike wrote on Kanrocksas Web site. " ‘Premium food & beverage purchase options’ – If by premium you mean one single Vienna Beef Hot dog truck…

" ‘Preferred main stage views’ – I do not consider a raised platform in the far back to be preferred views.  An area in front of the stage for a limited number of VIP guests would have been worth the money.

" ‘Access near the media center that will serve as the hub for band interviews and possible autographs’ – If this happened there would be no way to know it.  A concierge to help coordinate times when bands might be available to meet or sign autographs would make this a selling point.

"In the end I feel like the promoters failed to deliver much more than a clean air conditioned bathroom (thank you), closer camping location, and a bag, coozie, T-shirt, and lanyard (maybe worth $30.)  For this I paid $180 extra for each ticket.  

Had you delivered on your promises I would have been happy to pay it, as it turned out I had several hundred dollars basically scammed from me by the organizers."

The flip side of that gripe:
"VIP at a music festival is NEVER a good bargain," writes BigBoyJay.  "Why would you choose to pay more to be seperated from everyone else?  You basically paid to be taken out of the party. You paid to have a lesser experience than everyone else.  Common sense should tell you that purchasing VIP to a music festival is a dumb choice."
Apart from all that, most attendees, like Andria, who didn’t opt for VIP had a blast.
"Amazing!" she writes. "I had the time of my life.  I hope to go every year!  The lineup was great; it had some rock, some alternative, some rap…just the right mix for all different kinds of music tastes."

Which brings us to the 40-something KC Confidential staffer who paid full boat for his Kanrocksas experience…

 "I went Friday night, and spent most of the day and all of the evening Saturday and it was dandy," he reports. "Yes, it was hot – August in Kansas is like that. But people showed up anyway. Yes, it was expensive. Too expensive, for both days, if you really want to know. And this is coming from someone who has money. The beer was Kauffman Stadium-priced ($7) and while you’d think that might be a bit much, it didn’t seem to be for a lot of people, like usual."

The music was excellent, he reports.

"Crowd makeup: 98% white. 90% under 30. And it wasn’t a ‘where white met trash’ kinda crowd either. Pretty well-behaved. We saw more than a few people who didn’t sensibly approach being out in the heat, though. Also when did girls get so short? My friend was 5’6" and she was taller than 90% of the girls out there.

I gotta take exception to anyone who says Kansas Speedway is a poor venue. it was a pretty great venue. Clean, efficient, really safe. The (stages) were in a pretty compact area, so anyone complaining about how far they had to walk must be lazy or wearing long pants. No problems acoustically. Many ways to stay in the shade and stay cool. The ‘no cans, no bottles, no coolers, no dogs’ rules were all enforced, but a lot of people apparently snuck their skunky-smelling Kansas roadside weed in without any problems.

"And face it, the heat could have been a lot worse. It was actually pretty tolerable Friday, and Saturday, a stiff breeze out of the north showed up as we left, which was a blessing.

"The ‘activities – ferris wheel, for example – went mostly unused. People just weren’t interested. But they certainly liked the music. Eminem put on an enthusiastic, energetic show; Flogging Molly, fresh from Chicago’s Lollapalooza, did a great set, and both performers and fans seemed to appreciate each other at every set I was at.

"I’d say the promoters would have to be pretty pleased with the results. Hope they made a little money."

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Donnelly: Sporting Shattered By Heartbreaking Loss At LIVESTRONG

What an atmosphere Saturday night at LIVESTRONG Sporting Park.

The 17,000-plus in attendance was the most energetic crowd of the season thus far. A packed Cauldron kept the place loud with chants taunting Seattle Sounders’ keeper Kasey Keller all game long.

Sporting’s play was gutty and inspired, especially so when they went down to 10 men after Omar Bravo was shown a red card early in the second half.

Before the red card, SKC dominated possession and created multiple dangerous chances mostly off crosses. Winger Kei Kamara played an inspired 80 minutes, and put KC on top in the 20th minute with a nice header off Matt Besler’s long throw-in (which is becoming quite a weapon).

For 90 minutes of regulation KC battled and scrapped, putting together what I thought was one of their best performances of the season, holding onto that one goal lead all game.

Then with mere moments left in the game, and a scrappy victory seemingly in hand, everything went to shit…

In the 90th minute, Seattle tallied the tying goal, reducing SKC’s hard-earned three points down to just one, and deflating the raucous crowd.  Then, 60 seconds later, the Sounders ripped Sporting’s heart out when they put the ball past Jimmy Nielsen again.

Moments later, the referee signaled full time, leaving many heads hanging, wondering how Seattle had stolen another one right out of the SKC win column.

All was lost, including the record setting unbeaten streak at LIVESTRONG.

After the game, KC coach Peter Vermes took the opportunity to call out the officials, taking issue with the decision to show Bravo the straight red for his dangerous tackle, and repeating something that most everyone who follows MLS is in agreement on: MLS officials are bad.

And he’s right – MLS officials are generally sub-standard.  But on this particular play the zebras got it right, and the only one to blame is Omar Bravo himself. 

Bravo left the ground and came in high with a two-footed, straight leg tackle, studs up.  Yes, he contacted some of the ball, but he also took Seattle’s Pat Noonan down hard. 
 
That’s how legs get broken.  And that’s an easy call for any ref to make.   

The referee immediately showed the red card, which led to a skirmish as Noonan got in Bravo’s face and several other players ran in.  As the two stood toe to toe, Bravo faked that he had been hit with a head butt and he went down in a heap holding his face.  However, replays clearly show there was no contact.   

Punk move, Omar, that’s about all I can say.  

But despite the red card, Sporting still fought admirably the rest of the game – save the last two minutes.  Kei Kamara stepped his game up to another level, taking on Seattle defenders on the right flank, and looking like he could do whatever he wanted with the ball at his feet.  He destroyed Sounders left back Tyson Wahl repeatedly with both his speed and cunning dribbling, then sent in several decent crosses that resulted in excellent scoring chances.

But that elusive second goal never came.

Just before Seattle got the tying goal, substitute Teal Bunbury had a two on one breakaway with a streaking Chance Myers to his right.  Instead of making the correct play, though, and dishing the ball to his teammate, Teal unleashed a long 25 yard bomb that went just wide of the far post. 

Pass the ball!

I know it’s only one play, but on the next sequence Seattle scored the tying goal.  If Teal had played Chance through, he certainly would’ve gotten a decent shot on goal.  And maybe things would’ve ended differently.

After the game, SKC players were in shock over the three points that slipped through their fingers so quickly. 

“I’m still kind of playing the plays back through my head and I just don’t think we did a great job managing the game in the last few minutes,” said defender Michael Harrington.  “There were some decisions that we made that weren’t good decisions and it ended up biting us and those goals that were scored were a bit unlucky with balls going through guys legs and deflecting, but that’s no excuse. It’s a heartbreaker to not get any points.”

Goalkeeper Jimmy Nielsen, who was celebrating his 34th birthday that day, was equally stunned.

“Right now at the moment, it’s very painful to lose a game like we did today,” said Nielsen.  “I think we deserve better. I think we did a great job today.”

On the positive side, Sporting now has a week and a half break until their next game to get healthy and put this horrific loss behind them. 

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Glazer: The King of Sting Flashes Back

My partner, Don Woodbeck, drove up to the campus at Arizona State in Tempe…

I remember it as being damn hot out, fall and I was not yet 20 years-old. It was the early 70’s. I had just cut my hair kinda short. Remember, those were the days of long hair. I did that to look older, more like a cop. Woodbeck said to me, "Are you ready kid?" 

Don wanted me to fly to Chicago with him the next day, to set up our first STING.

It was a weekday, "Don, I have classes all week."  "Really? Then skip them if you want to do this, or forget the whole thing." 

I sat by Don on the flight. We had two suitcases with a few bricks of weed in them as samples. We would need those for the sting. We also placed our guns and badges in the suitcases. In those days there were rarely any bag checks and no metal detectors. We baby powdered the weed covers to cover any odor.

Don told me we had to do a test run before we came after J.D. and his Arizona crew. J.D. and his guys were the ones who had robbed me and my friends and beat the shit out of us my freshman year in college. Woodbeck had worked for him but JD tried to off Don when he refused to fly heroin into the states from Mexico.

So Don said we would meet a guy he kinda worked for in Chicago. And he would set up the sting team for us in Boston a day or two later.

A limo picked us up at the airport in Chicago. In the back seat with me and Don was the man who owned the car. I’ll just call him George (he had an Italian last name). George was movie star handsome, which was important because he’d moved to LA before us, met and dated the blonde star of the hit TV show THE BIG VALLEY and latter married Vanna White.

Not bad.

At this time he was a crew chief in Chicago, running the weed biz. He also was working with Penthouse magazine. Later he started his own, but after a few months it failed. Naturally Don and I invested in that deal – great.

George looked at me, then back at Don. Don had delivered loads of weed to George over the years from Arizona. "Who is this fucking lobster?" George barked, referring to me. Meaning a newbie, wet behind the ears and too young.

Woodbeck told George that the entire cop sting thing was my idea and he liked it. George explained his brother Tom, had been ripped off by these guys in Boston at gunpoint and Tom had been wounded. George wanted them burned and his money back, around $100,000 (a ton in those days). Don said, "We’ll get the dough. We aren’t hitters and we won’t kill ’em unless it’s self defense."

George said, OK, and told us he wanted half the take for setting it up. He would have a couple pros there to help us. I was sweating so much in that limo( first one I’d ever been in) that my hair was wet like from a shower.

How the fuck did I end up in this spot?

When Don and I landed in Boston, a guy picked us up. He was kinda fat, about 40 and introduced himself as a working dentist. "Huh?"  He said we were going back to his offices in Cambridge. It was a wing of his home, where he lived with his wife and two kids. Dr. Zep (I’ll call him) then explained that HE WAS THE BACKUP. Oh great, I thought, we’ll likely get shot. Me, Don and some middle-aged dentist to take down some shooters and dope dealers. Nice.

(to be continued)

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New Jack City: Airlines Play Fast & Loose with Controversial FAA Tax Money

You purchased an airline ticket in early June for your great vacation getaway in late July. Then Congress didn’t see fit to extend FAA funding before they went on recess last week, which stopped the agency from collecting federal ticket taxes.

You’re familiar with the controversy.

So were you in luck?

It sure looked that way because if you’d paid for your ticket before July 23, 2011 for flights after that date you were surely due the tax refund.You remember all the cable news stations moaning about the tax revenue being lost.

Not so fast!

Say you paid $300 for your ticket, of which roughly $30 was the federal tax, the friendly skies guys simply increased the price of of that ticket by the same $30.

A quiet—if not deceptive—increase in my book.

Granted, it didn’t cost you any more but since you had actually pre-paid the tax when initially purchasing the ticket in June, shouldn’t you be entitled to a refund?

Sure looked that way until late last week when all signs pointed to your dubious carrier pocketing it.

That all changed however last Friday when President Obama signed legislation that ended the partial FAA shutdown and the I.R.S. ruled that you were not due a refund after all.

Apparently we were all simply squeezed between no-taxes-due and the increased ticket price deception.

Translation: No way the general public had a fair shot at benefitting from the confusion.

So starting today airlines will again be charging federal taxes on all tickets sold. Whether they will decrease their prices proportionally to those prior to their little ‘now you see it–now you don’t game’ remains to be seen.

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Donnelly: Kanrocksas Day 1, Friday August 5, 2011

Oh, it was hot all right…

Thousands of music fans flocked to the Kansas Speedway this past weekend to partake in one of the weirdest named festivals ever: Kanrocksas.

When I first arrived I noticed the main stage was packed out with half naked twenty-somethings pumping their fists in the air. 

Who was playing?

It sounded like a DJ, spinning tunes at the Granada or something.  Nope, it was none other than Bassnectar, spinning records for probably the biggest crowd of the festival.

What happened to live musicians?

They’ve been rendered obsolete. 

Or so I thought until the sun went down and I wandered to the second stage…

Around 9:30 on Friday, festival veterans The Flaming Lips took the second biggest stage, called Stegosaurus Rex for some reason. 

Frontman Wayne Coyne entered the stage by way of his favorite conveyance, a giant inflated hamster ball, and proceeded to roll it out into the crowd, raising his arms and pumping his fists every so often.  Anyone that’s been to a handful of festivals over the years surely has seen this spectacle before – it seems the Lips have been pulling the same stunts for a decade or more now. 

Maybe it’s time to get some new toys?

I mean, their light show is always pretty cool, with the images of naked women dancing and eyeballs flickering, and shark mouths.  And, of course, there were the 30 or so girls on either side of the stage, dressed in short skirts and dancing throughout.

But that’s pretty much the same thing they had going on in 2002 when I saw the Lips at the first Bonnaroo.

Once the band started playing, they almost immediately launched into their biggest commercial hit, "She Don’t Use Jelly," probably to keep the interest of the somewhat un-festival like crowd.  Unfortunately, it was a really slow, quiet, meandering kind of version, with Coyne pausing early and often to urge the crowd to sing along. 

"Come on guys, come on!" Coyne said, probably 50 times during the set.

By the time the band really started hitting their stride, Coyne informed the crowd that they only had two songs left. Most bands at Kanrocksas played just 50 minute sets, making it tough to really get in a groove. I mean, by the time you play three or four songs, it’s halfway over.  At least the headliners Muse and Eminem played for an hour and a half.

On the nose. 

Predictably, the Lips pulled out their closer to end the performance, the beautiful "Do You Realize?"  As I listened to a song I’ve heard live probably ten or twelve times, it still hit me pretty hard. That is such a good song, it almost made up for the Reader’s Digest set. 

I would probably pay money to see them play just that one song live. 

As the final chord struck, Coyne bid everyone a good night and revealed his excitement for the upcoming Eminem set at the other end of the infield. 

"We’ve never played with Eminem before, so we’re going to hustle over there to catch his show!"

A few moments later, right on schedule at 11:00, the main stage video board lit up with an Eminem advertisement. 
Kinda weird, I’d never seen that sort of thing before at a festival.  It was a Lipton BRISK ice tea commercial, with a cartoon version of the rapper. This was followed immediately by graphics with subtitles explaining the genesis of Eminem’s newest album, "Recovery," as the man himself stormed onto the stage. 

He started the night off with "Won’t Back Down," and soon touched on some favorites like "Kill You" (complete with graphics of an assault rifle firing into the crowd, skulls, and blood dripping everywhere), "The Way I Am," and "Stan." 

I say "touched on" because Slim Shady only played two songs all the way through, the encores "Lose yourself," and "Not Afraid."

Overall, Eminem’s set was adequate. He definitely brought energy to the stage, and his crowd was one of the biggest of the festival no doubt. 

But I’d be lying if I said it was a memorable show.  Other than the Lipton commercial, that is.

And for the main headliner of the weekend it was surprisingly easy to get up close to the stage, much more so than other festivals I’ve been to, so I’m guessing the attendance wasn’t quite what the promoters were expecting. 

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Glazer: Kansas Speedway Comes Up Short at Boiling Hot, Lightly Attended Kanrocksas

First off the Star, as usual, lied about the numbers or just don’t know…

Thirty-five thousand people? Give me a break.

I got there to see Eminem about 10:55, the star of the show and many people were already leaving. Some happy, some not so much. Too hot. Too far to walk to anything. Not the right venue for this event. Crowd size was maybe low twenty thousands at best.

And I’m being generous.

Almost nobody was in the (unlighted) stands. And maybe the infield was, at best, a third full. So there could have been 20,000 people. It looked like a slightly bigger Red Friday when we had Joe Montana in Westport back in ’94.

The good news; Eminem was great!

You might as well have watched it on TV. I did. I had VIP from Chris Fritz, who is a great guy and outstanding promoter. But I doubt he’ll use this venue again. LiveStrong is a million times better. Nicer seats, easier to park, suites, new, and not a big white trash high school track, which this really is.

Kansas Speedway reminds me of a high school football field on roids.

VIP had me park about one mile from the NASCAR track – great. Then you trade your tix for the wristband, in some little house. I loved driving to that over all those rocks in my Porsche. The two girls I was with thought it was a Ferrari. Told them it was a Porsche and they said, "Oh, same thing."

Fortunately they were very hot but with the minds of a turtle.

Anyways, even though they were like 24 they bitched about the far walks to everything. Once we got inside the 90-plus degree stadium, we had to walk down 200 stairs to the field and find the bullshit VIP tent. Where you just stand on top of a platform and watch the TV monitors of Eminem. Great.

The crowd was upscale. I spoke with many who said, great bands, too hot, too much money for an uncomfortable setting and everything is a mile away from you. The lines for food and drink were longer than the ones to buy tickets.

Eminem tweeted that if you just wanted to see him to come at 10 pm and get $60 seats instead of the $100 ones for all day. The lady at the ticket booth said not a lot of people had responded to that.

Look, if you’re 22 and want adventure, haven’t been to like 500 concerts like me and most people over 35, it was kind of fun to be sweaty and walk all over hell to get a beer and pizza. And be an ant looking at a monitor of a band. So I think those people probably liked it. I had an ex girlfriend, Jessica, working a beer booth and she said she made $800 in tips, because people were desperate for anything to drink and fast.

Saw lots of hot girls, again, a very clean-cut crowd. Kinda quiet. The lights, in my opinion, were off due to the small overall crowd size that from a distance made it look empty. The field is hard to see from outside. Daytime, it likely looked better.

Now I know why NASCAR fans don’t come over to The Legends.

It’’s a hike and a half. Again LiveStrong is much closer and has much better parking. They need nicer parking lots at NASCAR, those rocks jack any nice car up. Like Sandstone, the parking is real white trash crap. So much for VIP.

In the future there can be concerts there but likely country would work better. And don’t shoot for 80,000 fans this late in summer.

Other reasons it didn’t work: FIRST FRIDAY is a smash hit (and it was First Friday), the Missouri Tax Free Day is HUGE NOW and a lot of people save and wait for that one. Too many other concerts this weekend all over the city and near us.

ROCK FEST works better because it’s cheaper, a one day event and a build up from year after year. It’s the FIRST EVENT OF THE SUMMER THAT MATTERS. People want to get out in May. in August they want Football back, school is about to start, bills are on their desks. Too many issues and it’s damn hot out. I even got a little dizzy walking up the steps to the lot and another mile to my car. Christ.

Farm Aid next week is sold out. LiveStrong is a good venue. I’d go.

There were a bunch of interesting bands, but it’s too late in the season and at the wrong venue.

Good effort though.

P.S. Zero of them shopped or ate anywhere at Legends. None. Our lots were empty, just like NASCAR.The second night of Kanrocksas will attract even less people and no Eminem.

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Donnelly: My Morning Jacket@The Uptown Theater, August 3, 2011

There may not be a more interesting personality in rock music right now than My Morning Jacket’s enigmatic front man, Jim James.

During his band’s Wednesday night concert at the Uptown Theater, James mentioned that the brightly painted interior of the venue made him feel like he was in a small village in Mexico. (Maybe that was because of the heat and humidity inside the Uptown. Or maybe that’s just James.)

He raised his open palms to the sky in what looked like a pagan rain dance while spewing guttural shrieks at the sky. And at times he wore a hooded cape that looked like it came straight out of Sleepy Hollow.

Obviously he and his band have ample style, but their substance is what really sets them apart as one of the premier live acts around right now. And Wednesday night they delivered big time.

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of openers, Delta Spirit, a California roots-rock act that I was really looking forward to. But their problem had nothing to do with the songs they performed – indeed, lead singer Matt Vasquez’s unique vocals carry his band.

No, the problem was that they only played about four songs before announcing that they had to cut it short to get on the road to Chicago. What?

Why even have an opener if they have an 8:30 curfew?

To be fair, the few songs that Delta Spirit did play were great, especially a touching version of “Ransom Man” that MMJ’s Bo Koster and Carl Broemel sat in on. But I wanted more, and so did everyone else I talked to.

No matter, though.

The lights went down and Jim James appeared onstage in his trademark overcoat with wild hair and big, bushy beard. As the opening chords of “Victory Dance” echoed over the crowd – the first track off MMJ’s newest album – everyone forgot all about the opener’s non-set.

James’ distinctive reverb-soaked vocals sounded large as ever inside the cavernous Uptown while the strange half bird call, half fanfare call of the opening track announced the band’s arrival.

“Should I close my eyes and prophesize/ Hoping maybe someday come…” lilted James, the shaman.

As has been the norm on this tour, the band followed that song with the next track off the new album, the jaunty, staccatoed “Circuital,” which features a softly repeating rhythmic guitar pluck before unleashing into full-on rock outro with buzzing guitars and pounding bass.

By this time, I think it’s safe to say that everyone in attendance was hot and sweaty in the Uptown’s muggy, 90 degree haze. And ready for more.

How much more? How about a full 2 hours? That’ll do the trick.

In general, the first half of My Morning Jacket’s set was an exercise in tension and release. Some slower, softer songs led into rockers and back again.

The second half saw the band crank up the energy a bit more. As has been the case when I’ve seen these guys in the past, their entire show slowly smolders more and more until, by the end, smoke turns to fire to finish on the highest of high notes.

Throughout, Jim James was, well, Jim James – part medicine man, part good ol’ boy, and part hard rocker – as he tossed his mane of hair around the stage executing precision karate kicks, climbing up on the drum riser, and exorcising his own personal demons in front of a couple thousand interested onlookers.

I wouldn’t have been that surprised if James had set something on fire.

One of the night’s highlights came midway through, as My Morning Jacket hit their stride with the chunky delay guitar texturing in “It Beats 4 U.” Lead guitarist Carl Broemel seems to know exactly what his role is with this band.

Displaying an awesome Euro mullet that I’m going to go ahead and grow myself, Broemel stepped to the front of the stage, rock god style, when the moment called for it, and retreated to the side when it didn’t. At times -especially considering My Morning Jacket’s big sound – it’s surprising how little Broemel plays, but that’s not a bad thing at all.

It’s really a compliment to MMJ that they can be sparse without becoming bare, and still keep their momentum.

As the band rolled into the next song, “Honest Man,” all the stage lights suddenly went out, leaving the theater in complete darkness as MMJ forged on. Though the lighting issue wasn’t planned, it didn’t seem to bother James and his cohorts who used the blackout to build even more energy.

Eventually, the lights came back on and order was restored.

Just before leaving the stage for the first time, another highlight came in the form of the odd new song “Holdin’ On To Black Metal,” a down and dirty take on soul Satanism with horn blasts and big choir choruses.

Is Jim James the devil? Maybe.

“Oh black metal so misunderstood/ Deep black service under Lucifer’s hood/ Black metal steals souls young, enuff is enuff / Wants refills out of Lucifer’s cup…”

When the set ended, MMJ promptly returned to the stage for a long encore that culminated predictably with the closer, “One Big Holiday” that features everything that this band is known for: intricate rhythmic layered guitars, soaring vocal lines, and hard hitting chunky guitars. Oh yeah, and bass that pounds the air out of your lungs.

Overall, a great show, as expected.

The only drawback for me was that at times the sound got a little muddled. But that’s to be somewhat expected at a venue like the Uptown with a band like MMJ that uses a ton of reverb.

Was this the best show I’ve seen this summer?

No. I think I have to rank their Wakarusa performance ahead of this one, as well as Arcade Fire’s epic set at Starlight a few months ago.

Most everyone I talked to afterwards was thoroughly impressed, exhausted, hot, sweaty, and even more of a fan than they had been before the show. Except for one guy who was disappointed that My Morning Jacket is not Bon Iver.

Weird, right? They’re not Wilco either, but hey, whuddyagonnado?

As for me? I’ll worship at Jim James’ funky alter any day.

Set List:

Victory Dance

Circuital

Off The Record

I’m Amazed

Gideon

Lay Low

Golden

Outta My System

It Beats 4 U

Honest Man

Slow Slow Tune

Smokin From Shootin

End of Run Thru

Touch Me I’m Going To Scream Pt. 2

Holdin’ On to Black Metal

Mahgeetah

Encore:

Dondante

Wordless Chorus

The Day Is Coming

Anytime

One Big Holiday

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Today: Kanrocksas Brings Chris Fritz Full Circle From Ozark Music Festival

The Pitch touched on it ever so lightly…

The year was 1974 and KanRocksas promoter Chris Fritz was about to unleash the unthinkable upon the unsuspecting city of Sedalia.  The Ozark Music Festival. A three day rock fest a la Woodstock with a lineup that included the Eagles, Aerosmith, Lynryd Skynyrd, REO, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, BTO and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (who headline the Crossroads tonight with Brewer & Shipley).

"The whole idea was we would get a maximum of 50,000 people for three days," Fritz told me for the Star a handful of years back. "And we probably sold about that many in advance and at the door."

Kinda like what had been hoped for @ tonight and Saturday’s Kanrocksas before 100 degree heat and Entercom and The Buzz declared war on the fest.

"I’m back," Fritz said this spring when Kansasrocksas was first announced. "Actually this will be bigger than the Ozark Music Festival when it’s all said and done."

Bigger in terms of the overall lineup, quality of venue, staging, production and modern accoutrements.

But definitely not bigger in terms of crowd size. No way it could be.

"Who knows how many people actually came," Fritz said of the OMF. "But the military flew over and spotted it on Saturday when it was really cooking and said there were 300,000 people."

The heat didn’t bother the freeloaders back then, since the vast majority of attendees stormed in for free.

"It was 104 degrees the whole time, and people were dropping like flies," Fritz told me. "And the place was like waist-high in garbage afterwards. All the fences were torn down, there was mud everywhere. They had to bring the prisoners from Jeff City in to clean it up afterwards so the grounds would be ready for the State Fair.

"The city ran out of food and water – they’d turn a fire hydrant on and nothing would come out. Ice was selling for $20 to $30 a bag. Hookers were going for $5 – there were hooker trailers there – the headline in the newspaper said `Sodom and Gomorrah.’ It was insane."

The extravaganza left in its wake five envelopes of news clippings in the Kansas City Star library. Five.

"No event in recent Missouri history has produced more emotion and near-hysteria in political circles," one Star editorial at the time read. "No one in his right mind in Jefferson City or elsewhere would intentionally authorize a repetition of the fair grounds disaster."

A fleet of golf carts Fritz brought in to ferry the artists were taken over by the crowd and destroyed.

"You know, we had like 40 of ’em, and all of a sudden there were none," Fritz told me. "They were using them like demolition cars – they lit them on fire."

Needless to say, Sedalia’s City Fathers were not happy.

"They wanted somebody’s hide," Fritz told me. "At 5 or 6 p.m. when the show ended, I had to leave because somebody said, `They have a lynch mob, and you’d better get out of town.’

"I was banned from the fair grounds, and the city council said I was banned from Sedalia. We were doing a motor show there 15 years later, and they go, `Chris Fritz can’t be on the property.’ And there were always people from Sedalia that would tell me, `Chris Fritz, he’s like this mythical guy, and if he ever came back to Sedalia, it’d be all over for him.’ One time in the early ’90s, I was standing there in my shorts, drinking a peanut butter shake and eating a Goober burger listening to these motorcycle guys tell me all this and going, `Uh huh, uh huh.’ I didn’t tell them who I was. It was just cooler to walk away and leave this enigma in their minds."

I asked Missouri State Fair director Mel Willard at the time of my column in 2004 if Fritz was still banned.

"If you asked the director of the fair then, he’d probably say, `Yes, he’s banned forever.’ Because he lost his job over all that," Willard told me . "But as far as I’m concerned, it’s lifted. There is no blacklist today."

All things considered, maybe it’s just as well. that Fritz’ Kanrocksas will only draw 25,000 or so participants in the staggering heat and the worst economic downturn in 30-plus years.

He likely won’t have to sneak out afterwards and chances are KCK won’t ban him. Afterall, he does run the nearby Sandstone. And with luck, Kansas Speedway head dude Pat Warren won’t lose his job over the deal.

What’s more there’s zero chance the Speedway will get overrun by ticketless party types, Fritz says.

"We had only sold 35,000 to 40,000 tickets at the Ozark Music Fest before the first day when it became free," Fritz says. "But this isn’t a fairgrounds with 14 year-old kids working security. If you don’t have a ticket, you aren’t getting in."

Let the party begin…

Oh yeah, be sure and check out David Mann’s amazing photos from the fest.

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Glazer: My Forecast for the 2011 Chiefs; Fair to Partly Sucky

I’ve been looking around a buncha sites…

Like walterfootball.com, a good one. As well as other inside the NFL predicitons sites. And all of them say this: The Chiefs had a gifted season last year, because they played ALL LOSERS. The three playoff teams they played beat them except Seattle.

Free Agents: The signing of Tamba Hali was great. He’s now a star. He got $60 million for five years with $35 million guaranteed. The signing of Steve Breaston, a slot receiver from Arizona, was a joke. He got a five-year $25 million dollar contract with – get this – $9.5 million guaranteed. Wow. Arizona said, "We didn’t even try to keep him; his knees are shot, he’s done."

The other big news, NOT, Fullback Le’ron McClain, from the Ravens. He’s decent and can block for Jamaal Charles, so that’s likely ok. We got a 35 year old nose tackle from them as well. Uh, good for a year, at best decent.

Here’s why the Chiefs will stink and badly: Matt THE FRANCHISE Cassel is not that good.

I like him personally and pull for him. But know this, Matt threw for zero touchdowns in the final two games.

He was awful. His 14 of 57 completions for over 20 yards( for the season) was THE WORST IN THE NFL. So thus far he’s a bust. Sorry, And I was excited when we got him. He just has no arm. He’s slow and yeah, tough, but that’s not gonna win big games. Now he has a new offensive coodinator and that won’t’t help either.

I like coach Haley, but this jumps out at me: 3-7 after December 5th over two seasons. NOT GOOD.

We have a 5 star secondary, a 5 star running game (at times), a 4 star linebacking crew, after that it falls badly, 3 star D-line (at best), 2 star quarterback (below average), 2 star O line and 3 star special teams.

Our punter is good, our place kicker is just above average (not good from over 50 yards), and coaching, sorry it’s now at 2 stars.

So it looks like the Chiefs are picked to be 5-11. I’m going with 7-9. It’s another practice season. Sorry.

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