Valentine: Time Traveling to Oz with the KC Symphony

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I’m not sure how they took out all the music and left in all the other sounds in the 1939 classic…

And I’m not sure how the conductor hit every cue to the second, but the KC Symphony – performing at the Kauffman Center – made sure that I had the best time I ever spent watching The Wizard of Oz on the screen.

Walking into the Kauffman always impresses me.

The four story glass walls in the foyer give a great night view of the Crossroads District, Crown Center and Liberty Memorial. As someone who grew up on Sci-Fi, the long views on a clear night feel like being in a space station. The white curved walls of the twin auditoriums add to that “clean room,” laboratory effect that I expect from the future. Continue reading

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Hearne: KU Quietly Puts Screws to Women, Dials Back ‘Fieldhouse Apartments’

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“It’s like this, guys. You gotta bunk in the old place.”

Keep this under you hat, but Bill Self‘s $17.5 million luxury apartments complex just got whacked…

What, you didn’t read any news stories about it either? The first mention of the whacking – from $17.5 million down to $10 million or less – came in the form of an editorial in Sunday’s Lawrence Journal World.

Which is kinda funny, cause when KU’s athletics department wanted to wipe the egg off its face after getting embarrassed by the Kansas Legislature recently, it put out enough press releases to get coverage about a “lead donor” being found for the Fieldhouse Apartments that it was even mentioned in the Washington Post.

But now that they’re going halfsies on the deal, mum’s the word..now here’s why.

Forget about women’s sports and Title IX insuring that “no person be excluded from participation in, denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving federal financial assistance.”

The reason KU athletics is running quiet is they’re running scared. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Diane Birch at the Bottleneck – This Saturday

birch_300-4a81ac44716f9b3b1acb9f61152cbb8757982035-s6-c30I first discovered Diane Birch in Episode 24 of Live from Daryl’s House

If you’re not a fan of the show and love live music, it’s a great mix. Daryl Hall, of Hall and Oates fame, invites new and old artists alike to his upstate New York estate for jam sessions that never let you down.

Check it out here at www.livefromdarylshouse.com. There’s a full archive of shows.

In Birch’s show she said she didn’t feel like she fit in anywhere because she didn’t sound like anything current. So she just decided to just write what she felt. And that’s what she’s done ever since.  Continue reading

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New Jack City: Jack Scores Oscar Picks Correctly

Had you bet on my predictions for last night’s Academy Awards you’d be collecting in the your office Oscar pool today…
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As I pointed out last week I usually score a 75% Correct average. But guess what?
This year I batted 100% for my Top Seven by correctly picking Best Picture, Director, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress and Best Animated feature film.
However, for those who may have wished they’d used my insight with their Vegas bookie, they’d be out of luck. That’s because Las Vegas does NOT allow betting on the Academy Awards.
It’s against the law apparently…go figure. Continue reading
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Hearne: Small Town ‘Journalism’ Bane of Sleepy Lawrence, Kansas

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The Eloi

Because a truly forward-thinking, progressive city needs a serious, take no prisoners news organization to help lead the way. To inform and inspire the citizenry. Which even given its many flaws, the Star does.

You think KC Confidential or Tony’s Kansas City can deliver those goods? Please.

Absent the above, you risk living in a town like Lawrence, Kansas.

Don’t get me wrong, Lawrence is a charming, little burg, bustling with college kids and profs, a sprinkling of aging hippies and beatniks, the odd local oddball and a hard working, hard partying core population.

It’s also a rudderless town of 95,000 and change, populated by people who remind me of the Eloi in the 1960’s sci fi movie The Time Machine. Continue reading

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Hearne: Bono Was right, KC Frozen Out of Top 101 Restaurants

1334862096b56d0ba4852586nMaybe former Chiefs quarterback Steve Bono was right after all…

There are so many goofy surveys out there and year-after-year we fall for ’em. Best city to party, retire, bike or find romance in. The fittest, fattest, funnest – there’s no shortage of topics. And usually it’s a magazine or website hardly anybody really reads that puts these local media magnets out in an effort to garner attention and try and remain relevant.

Long ago pretty much everybody figured out one of the best ways to make a splash is to put out a list that purports to bestow awards (however dubious) on as many different cities and towns as they can. Knowing that the local media will pounce on said surveys and act like they actually matter. You know, that we really are the best, worst or fattest. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Goodbye Garth, Hello Better Tomorrow

garth_royalsThere are two infallible truths in baseball: superstition and tradition…

They’re both unavoidable, even if the first isn’t always as widely visible. What I mean is that we didn’t see Wade Boggs scarf down chicken before each and every game. (Though I suppose we could have seen him take precisely 150 grounders—no more, no less—and start batting practice at exactly 5:17 each day.) We’re not with Matt Garza as he makes a Popeye’s run, we don’t actually watch Justin Verlander shovel fistfuls of Taco Bell into his maw, and thank the good lord above, we wouldn’t know that Jason Giambi is rocking a gold, slump-busting thong if he didn’t tell us.

The latter truth—owing to the fact that it’s often in the “audience participation” realm—is much more apparent.

Starting in the early 1990’s, the Milwaukee Brewers instituted a “sausage race” during every home game, a buffoonish lark featuring people running around the perimeter of the field  dressed as a bratwurst, a Polish sausage and an Italian sausage. (They’ve since added a hot dog and a chorizo.) This makes sense because, well, Milwaukee.

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Hearne: KU Athletics Unleashes Spin Story for ‘Fieldhouse Apartments’

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Blarney, anybody?

Just spin, baby…

What to do on the heels of the Kansas legislature’s embarrassing snub of the KU Athletics Department after it shot down a request to fund KU’s lavish $17.5 million luxury apartments for basketball recruits…

Especially with KU  basketball deity Bill Self poised to clinch his 10th Big 12 title. After all, Self had shinnied out on a limb shilling for the pricey project, telling basketball devotees it was necessary to keep up with college powerhouses like Kentucky.

And trust me, nobody at the University of Kansas (or in Lawrence) dares disappoint Bill Self. Could cause him to eyeball one of those king-sized NBA paychecks lurking in the shadows.

What was the athletics department to do? Continue reading

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Hearne: Police Van Spotted Outside Jeweler’s Closed Office

alice_tenniel_curiouserCuriouser and curiouser…

On the heels of not hearing back for several days from a jeweler rumored to be under investigation by authorities, intrepid reporter Paul Wilson was dispatched this afternoon to the offices of said jeweler in an to attempt to set the record straight…one way or another.

Here’s what Wilson found.

“I went by the building the jeweler occupies,” Wilson says. “And there was a sign on the window of the office suite door apologizing for being closed and saying they’ll be back Monday.”

There’s more. Continue reading

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New Jack City: Fasten Your Seat Belts for Non-Stop Thriller

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That was eight years ago and things have gotten even more frightful up in the clouds.
In the movie NON-STOP, worldwide, geezer action star Liam Neeson plays a troubled U.S. Air Marshal. His next assignment: a routine New York to London transatlantic hop during which he’s charged with keeping his eyes and ears open for any trouble or possible hijacking. His assigned seat on the jumbo jet is in Business Class next to Julianne Moore’s.
But make no mistake about it, this flight is anything but routine. Continue reading
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Hearne: The Heat is On Jewelry Empire Scion

jewel-thief-1967-shemaroo-dvd-2031-pThe temperature seems to be rising on the scion of a legendary KC jeweler…

Rapidly. And while – as we’ve explored here – anything’s possible as far as a bust timetable is concerned should stories making the rounds prove true – increasingly the feeling is that this thing may be about to burst wide open…one way or another. There are just too many people in the local news media who’ve begun sniffing about for this story.

And still the jeweler in question is not returning my calls nor answering his telephone.

Meanwhile area police and justice department officials appear to be under increasing media pressure to make a move if there’s one to be made and release the story.

One local jeweler says he’s heard it involves “Internet drug purchases and previously missing pieces of jewelry from prominent local families.” Continue reading

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Hearne: To Bust or Not to Bust, That is the Question

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The odds of a Kansas City jeweler getting off the hook by cutting a deal with the Feds with no publicity whatsoever: in a word, slim.

So says two-time convicted felon and former special agent to the Kansas attorney general Craig Glazer, who as they say, has been there, done that. Even were the jeweler in question a first time offender, he’s still almost certain to spend some slam time along with a heaping helping of local news headlines to wash it down with, Glazer says.

Here’s how it works. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Jason Boland @ Granada, Black Joe Louis @ Knuckleheads

Elton John.  Kanye West.  Jack White.  Lionel Richie.

What do these four dudes have in common?  No, they’re not all gay.  I don’t think they are, anyway.  

They’re the  four top headliners at this year’s edition of Bonnaroo, the mega-fest held in rural Tennessee for the past 15 years or so.  And it’s the most eclectic lineup that I can recall to date.  I mean, last year featured Sir Paul, Bjork, and R. Kelly.  And a few years before it was Eminem, Buffalo Springfield, and Arcade Fire.

But Lionel Richie?  What has become of you, Bonnaroo?   Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Sandra Bullock – What Was Jesse James Thinking?

Sandra_Bullock_Diet_plansI admit it, I have a thing for Sandra Bullock

It’s not that I think she’s the most attractive woman on earth. I mean, she’s okay. But I have friends who know her from the Austin music scene and I admire her normal girl approach to life apart from her star power.

Makes me wonder even more why Bullock’s ex, James James, couldn’t keep it in his pants. James traded his marriage to Bullock for a roll in the tattooed sack with slut puppy mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

Not that any affair is without it’s share of deceit and bad intentions, but grrrl Swastika Michelle was so devoid of morals she decided the net worth gained from selling her story to the tabloids was worth more than what Bad Boy Jesse was doing for her downtown.

Clearly Bullock has judgement issues when it comes to dudes. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Top Cop AG Holder Takes Cop Out

minn-gay-marriage-banThe No. 1 man in law enforcement says it’s OK to not enforce laws banning same-sex marriage if the laws discriminate in a way forbidden by the Constitution…

Speaking to the National Association of Attorneys General, Attorney General Eric Holder said that any decision not to defend individual laws in court must be “exceedingly rare” and reserved for “exceptional circumstances.” He indicated that legal challenges to gay marriage bans would qualify as such a circumstance.

I hate the term “slippery slope” but who’s to say what circumstance is worthy of not enforcing the law? Who has the authority to decide? This is a law, are we ok with the AG freelancing his personal beliefs over his oath? His reasoning, this time, is because he feels its discriminatory; I totally agree, but it’s still a law. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Oscar Night – Tight Races, Fearless Predictions

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Unless of course you’re willing to lose your investment. Because let’s face it, my annual Oscar predictions have been less than accurate of late. I’ve been coming in at no higher than 75%, bt fearlessly I carry on. Year after year.
So here’s how I see the Academy handing out the golden-glazed statues this Sunday:
Each category is broken into TWO picks. The first is what I PERSONALLY would have chosen. The second, my prediction for what the Academy WILL choose.
Bear in mind that what we’ve got here is one of the tightest contests in years—especially in the Best Picture, Actor, Supporting Actor and Supporting Actress categories. Continue reading
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Starbeams: Misery in Missouri, Boulevard Beer Fest, Mc Millennial Meals

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Valentine: The Curious Case of ‘Deadbeat Congressman’ Emanuel Cleaver

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Kansas City’s very own Congressman in Washington D.C., The Honorable Rev. Emanual Cleaver is having his wages garnished…

I’ve never heard of a sitting U.S. Congressman allowing his reputation to be tarnished like this. Since it would be so simple to avoid it.

And I always thought Congressmen were good at back room deals. Cleaver could have worked out a payment plan with Bank of America. It would have avoided the label  Dead-beat Congressman.

Well, he’ got a payment plan now. Continue reading

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