Hearne: The Tres ‘Classy’ Mrs. Mahomes

This isn’t exactly breaking news…

Far from it, still I think it’s worth noting that while nice guy Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes‘s brother Jackson is crass and lame, his wife Brittany is only incrementally better.

That’s not saying much.

Yet while she’s not trying to jam her tongue into random dude’s faces, nor a gawdawful hip-hop dancer, she is a partner in crime to Jackson and some of his lame misdeeds. And she does seem to encourage his poor judgement, and defends him from those who roll their eyes.

On top of which, Brittany engages in her own fair share of poorly thought out acts, like spraying champagne on Chiefs fans in freezing cold weather and buying tacky, wildly expensive Chanel baby gifts.

In other words, both Brittany and Jackson are polar opposites of Patrick.

Patrick is a dream-come-true, model citizen, who represents the Chiefs and KC almost perfectly. And in this day and age, that kind of talent coupled with those skills only come around a few times in a generation. Let alone in our little flyover corner of the world.

Think George Brett minus the pine tar, hemorrhoids, huge ego, and bad temper.

So yeah, it’s easy for many Cowtowners and football freaks to give Brittany a pass.

But isn’t it time for her to look in the mirror and think a few seconds before she says or does something crass and stoopid?

Maybe recognize her role as someone who can contribute to what’s left of polite culture?

Seriously, if Brittany and Jackson took responsibility for their words and actions, and tried in a small way, to emulate Patrick?

Don’t hold your breath.

Brittany’s latest classy shot heard round the world?

“I could give two shits of people’s opinion of me.”

Know what, even if one’s thinking that, why put it into words when talking to the media.

Because frankly  – other than her being Patrick’s childhood sweetheart-turned-wife – most people could care less what she thinks about pretty much anything.

Put another way, they could give two shits what she thinks about anything.

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9 Responses to Hearne: The Tres ‘Classy’ Mrs. Mahomes

  1. Super Dave says:

    In my opinion she is too stupid to think in advance before speaking. She’s an attention ho plain and simple. Would think that JM would be staying a little low key till his legal issues are behind him but then he probably isn’t smart either as he has sort of shown us.

  2. Farflunger says:

    I think eventually Patrick is going to have to push her away. She’s acting like a 15 year old snobbish girl and he’s much more mature than his age.

    I’d take the kids and give her Barbie dolls to play with until she finally grows up.

  3. Guy Who Says What Others Think says:

    She’s a dumb ugly (#@$%), who happened to suck the right (#$%@) in high school. End of story.

  4. Arte says:

    Wonder if they have a prenup?

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