The Harry Truman Library was closed Wednesday because of air conditioner problems and miserable heat. Dewpoint Defeats Truman!
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It’s so hot, I’d take a glass of lemonade from Bill Cosby.
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I’m resting this week because I’m in charge of delivering lip balm to Mick Jagger at Arrowhead. *******
The MLB threw out 65 million all-star votes for Kansas City Royals players. I’m thinking about suing because, when they threw them out, they hit me in the eye.
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Brian Williams says he is excited to be rejoining MSNBC, so obviously, he’s still lying!
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
I think Brian Williams is being truthful when he says he’s excited about joining MSNBC. Because now when he tells another lie or makes one of his exaggerations, there won’t be anyone watching to call him on it.