Starbeams: ‘The Jacksuns,’ Ex Sprint CEO as Burger King, Petraeus Quits

McDonald’s just posted their first quarterly loss in nine years.

**It’s nice to see former Sprint CEO Gary Forsee has found work.

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C.I.A. director, General David Petraeus has resigned after admitting to an extra-marital affair.

**He was holding out for a Romney to win so he could just marry the extra gal.

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Strange?  Jermaine Jackson is changing his last name to J A C K S U N.

**Some people are saying this is a dumb move, but I’ve got his back.  In the 1980s I dropped my middle name – Tito.

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A new report shows a college degree now earns you 22% less than it did just a decade ago.

**Some colleges are replacing Pomp and Circumstance with Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.”

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4 Responses to Starbeams: ‘The Jacksuns,’ Ex Sprint CEO as Burger King, Petraeus Quits

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    So is that the “extra gal” who is pictured or the author of the book, or are they one and the same? Inquiring minds want to know.

  2. Rick Nichols says:

    The Star answered my question today. The “extra gal” and the biographer are one and the same. In short, the education of Gen. Petraeus wasn’t confined to the classroom or the battlefield – it also took place between the sheets.

  3. Rick Nichols says:

    Of course, as CIA director, Gen. Petraeus can always say that he was just doing some “undercover” work.

  4. paulwilsonkc says:

    Its funny where you find the real “story behind the story”. Clearly, in this case, it was found in the book’s title, as he was most certainly………. all IN! In the case of his current residence, however, he may be all OUT!

    And thats the BULLET FORCE review of his book!

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