The New York Stock Exchange shut down due to a computer glitch on Wednesday, but thankfully, I was able to keep trading on Lenexa-based BATS Exchange. Just kidding! Does anyone have any money I can borrow?
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The St. Louis Cardinals are joining forces with the Royals to urge fans to elect Carlos Martinez and Mike Moustakas to the All-Star Game. So take that Israelis and Palestinians!
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I just returned from vacation at Martha’s Vineyard where they wanted $33 for FIVE peaches. I was so upset I almost drove my car off the Chappaquiddick bridge.
The L.A. School District has decided to teach students about the dangers of sharing nude photos via text. So, more bad news for Jared at Subway.
A new book claims Peter O’Toole had sex with over 1,000 people. I guess that’s why I never saw him at Comic-Con.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
1,000 *people* — not *women*?
Hmmmm …
To say that you have had sex with over 1,000 people, does that mean that they were actually physically present at the time?
Just askin’ 🙂
I think Jared lost all that weight ordering off of the “Kids” menu.