You know it’s going to be a long Super Bowl party when the bartender is Bill Cosby.
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From now on out, every time I crack open a beer, a Clydesdale and a puppy had better appear.
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They have a bounce house in front of the stadium in Glendale. Tom Brady‘s kids won’t go near it.
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Tonight I’m wearing Lululemon to prove that my balls aren’t inflated.
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It’s nice to know I’m not the only person at home watching the game while pleasuring myself to photos of Madison Bumgarner!
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM