Starbeams: Smoke Em If You Got Em, Sprint, Google, Lawrence & JC Penney

What a great year for people in Seattle to celebrate getting another BOWL!

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Google will lease bandwidth from Sprint to provide high-speed internet access to customers.  It’s the best thing to happen to Sprint since Gary Forsee left town in 2007.

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The Marlboro Man just died at age 85.  His ashes will be spread just outside the entrance to your office building.

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President Obama is taking his liberal agenda to red states to try to change the landscape of politics.  That explains why he is making an appearance in Lawrence – the Birkenstock capital of the Midwest.

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JC Penney is bringing back the thick catalog for 2015.  That’s great news for guys who can’t find ladies wearing underwear on the Internet.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM