Madison Bumgarner
I can’t tell if I’m shaking because of the temperature or the FRACKING EARTHQUAKES.
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I can’t verify this, but over the holidays we heard that Joe Buck offered to be Madison Bumgarner‘s Christmas tree so he’d have something to put his balls on.
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The 200,000 people who received red-light camera tickets in Kansas City could be getting a refund after a class action lawsuit. I did some investigating and discovered the lights were made by the Brown & Crouppen Stoplight Company.
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I had a conversation with the nude statue at the Overland Park Arboretum and she said she’s just looking for a little shuttlecock.
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An off-duty police officer in Ohio accidentally shot himself while riding in an elevator. How the heck am I supposed to protest that?
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
