San Francisco and Kansas City are basically the same city.
They have the Golden Gate Bridge. We have the Kit Bond Bridge.
They have Alcatraz, we have Leavenworth.
They have Steve Perry. We have Perry Lake.
They have Rice-A-Roni. We grow rice.
They have Berkeley. We have Penn Valley Community College.
They have Adobe. We have my mom, who contacts me every 10 minutes on Facebook.
*******
Thanks to that “Awkward Rob Lowe” commercial that runs every five minutes during the series, my daughter has learned that men stand when they pee.
*******
The guy wearing the Florida Marlins jersey behind home plate says he is wearing orange to avoid being hit by deer hunters.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
