Everyone’s holding “Party Like It’s 1985” signs around town. For me, that means sitting around the house watching MTV with no hope of any sex.
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If these playoff games go any later into the night I’m going to need more steroids than the players!
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Same-sex marriage licenses are being issued in Johnson County. My Grandpa says this is the result of that nude statue in the .
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Several celebrities are grabbing their crotches as a show of support for testicular cancer awareness. I still grab my crotch frequently because of women I meet in Westport.
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CNN is laying off 300 people because of budget problems. Unfortunately, Anthony Bourdain wasn’t on the list.
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A new study in “Clinical Anatomy” says there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm. The study has a +/- of every woman I ever dated.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
