With Westport engaged in a turf war to keep underage urban youth of a certain persuasion at bay, inquiring minds want to know how’s the situation on the Country Club Plaza progressing?
“The Plaza seems to be doing okay crime-wise but it’s run all the business off,” says a source familiar with both the Plaza and Westport kid kerfuffles. “The Plaza’s probably the safest place in town. It’s made a definite statement that it’s not messing around.”
So none of the so-called “flash mob” rioting then?
“There may be a skirmish or something,” the source continues. “But if it comes up it’s squashed within milliseconds. And they get the cream of the crop of off-duty Kansas City Police, too.”
The Urban Dictionary defines “urban” as follows:
“Urban means relating to or concerned with a city or densely populated area, The term is exploited by corporations such as MTV to refer to black music/culture, without mentioning race.”
Or better yet…
“1. marketing term used to hide the fact they are focusing on a racial group
2. black people or other minority”
And of course…
“3) Associated with African-American or Hip-Hop culture.”