The divide between what prominent locals are more than willing to share with one another and – on second thought – what they are willing to attach their names to. Case in point a conversation I had yesterday with one of Kansas City’s best known promoters, who out of the clear blue sky informed me matter-of-factly that, “Michelle Obama is a man – look it up.”
Seriously, I asked?
“There are dozens of websites and movies made saying that she’s a man,” he responded.
Hold it, movies?
Come on, you really think that’s true?.
“I don’t think it,” he said. “Others think it.”
But your the one who brought it up, who noted it…
“Well, I noted that Hillary is a lesbian, too,” he said. “And President Obama‘s been rumored to be part of the bathhouse set in Chicago that’s all gay. Honestly, he’s totally gay.”
OK, time out.
Goofy as all this sounds, let me assure you that we’re talking about an upper crust, college educated, successful businessman – a happily married gentleman with a wonderful wife and several fine children.
Granted he just watches Fox News, thinks Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin got raw deals from the liberal media and and subscribes to any other number of questionable theories involving Bill Clinton and gosh knows what all.
But make no mistake, this is no backwoods loser.
So if Michelle Obama is a dude, where’d all those kids come from?
“They’re adopted,” he answered. “Where’d he (President Obama) come from? Nobody knows, because he won’t tell.”
Hoo boy, like they say on Fox, “We report, you decide.”