Westboro Baptist Church founder and community activist Fred Phelps has died. He was just placed in an eternal gay-pride parade escorted by former Marines.
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Hallmark has just issued a card that says, “I’m sorry for your loss” on the front. But upon opening jot plays “Celebration” by Kool and the Gang.
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KISS and Def Leppard are touring this summer, but surprisingly, no Kansas City date has been announced. Regardless, I’m already making plans for the show. I just called my chiropractor.
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Our office pool for March Madness cost $5 to enter. I skipped this year because, I’m not made of money, yo!
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Be sure to watch out for typos if you’re home trading on the stock exchange. I just lost $500 in BUTTCOIN.
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Lorde performs Friday night at the Midland. It will be the hottest “Royals” performance in town since 1985.
