The coldest temps in two decades have arrived in Kansas City…
It’s so cold….it chills to the bone, Chiefs coach Andy Reid should feel this in April.
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It’s so cold…the National Weather Service has forecast Cold, Dangerously Cold, and CHIEFS DEFENSE conditions for Monday.
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It’s so cold…even Dwayne Bowe won’t step OUT.
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It’s so cold…Kansas City voters have approved plans for a new airport…IN FLORIDA.
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It’s so cold…people are dreaming of warmer temps by booking a cruise on a Russian icebreaker.
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It’s so cold…Mission Hills residents are even more snotty than usual.
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It’s so cold, people in Colorado are lighting more than bongs.
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It’s so cold…-28 will seem impossible to overcome…unless you’re a Colts fan.
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It’s so cold…people are asking Amazon drones to deliver Buffalo Wild Wings.
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It’s so cold…even Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson is looking for a large, warm man.
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It’s so cold…your urine freezes before it hits your autographed Andy Reid photo.
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Its so cold out, I saw a brass monkey start a fire.