Starbeams: It’s So Cold in Kansas City That…

Andy-Reid1The coldest temps in two decades have arrived in Kansas City…

It’s so cold….it chills to the bone, Chiefs coach  Andy Reid should feel this in April.

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It’s so cold…the National Weather Service has forecast Cold, Dangerously Cold, and CHIEFS DEFENSE conditions for Monday.

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It’s so cold…even Dwayne Bowe won’t step OUT.

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It’s so cold…Kansas City voters have approved plans for a new airport…IN FLORIDA.

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phil-robertson-rubber-ducky-wm__oPtIt’s so cold…people are dreaming of warmer temps by booking a cruise on a Russian icebreaker.

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It’s so cold…Mission Hills residents are even more snotty than usual.

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It’s so cold, people in Colorado are lighting more than bongs.

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It’s so cold…-28 will seem impossible to overcome…unless you’re a Colts fan.

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It’s so cold…people are asking Amazon drones to deliver Buffalo Wild Wings.

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o-PEEING-OUTSIDE-facebookIt’s so cold…even Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson is looking for a large, warm man.

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It’s so cold…your urine freezes before it hits your autographed Andy Reid photo.

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One Response to Starbeams: It’s So Cold in Kansas City That…

  1. Libertarian says:

    Its so cold out, I saw a brass monkey start a fire.

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