Starbeams: Danica Patrick Wipes Out, Chiefs Shoot for Decibel Record & Sandra Bullock’s Hair

Danica PatrickDanica Patrick wrecked on lap one of the Hollywood 400 at Kansas Speedway.  She says she got distracted by the sale sign at the Saks Fifth Avenue outlet at The Legends.

*******

The Chiefs are the first team in NFL history to go 5-0 after only winning two games the previous year.  We haven’t seen a turnaround like this since Danica Patrick tapped the wall Sunday.

*******

A Plaza jewelry store was robbed during the Chiefs game Sunday.  So far police have ruled out every straight male in the metro.

 

The Chiefs are attempting to break the world record for stadium decibel level this Sunday.  Oakland Raiders fans are hoping to break the world record for most fans still trying to get their G.E.D.

HT_gravity_bullock_floating_tk_131007_16x9_992*******

Scientists are complaining that Sandra Bullock‘s hair wasn’t floating enough in “Gravity.”  If you were paying attention to Sandra Bullock’s hair, you must be a scientist!

*******

Speaker of the House John Boehner is pulling out all the stops to win his battle with President Obama over the government shutdown.  If the president doesn’t negotiate by the end of the week, Boehner says he will apply TWO fake tans this weekend.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

This entry was posted in Starbeams. Bookmark the permalink.