Starbeams: Miss Kansas Tattoo, Kelly to Urine Spot & New iPhones

misskansasjpg-9917532f0570e810-jpgMiss Kansas, Theresa Vail, says she will show her tattoos in the 2014 Miss America Pageant as a way to “empower women.”

I’ll be the guy in the audience with the sign that reads: SHOW US YOUR TATS!

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Cordish will build four high-rise apartments at the Power and Light District.  Cordish says it’s not too early for hipsters to ask mom and dad for that security deposit.

A new study finds 46 percent of women experience urine leakage at the gym.  That’s why I’m extremely careful when I’m asked to be a “SPOTTER!”

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Gary Burghoff 'Mash'

Gary Burghoff
‘Mash’

The iPhone 5s will have a fingerprint censor.  This feature is already being protested by Gary Burghoff.  

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The iPhone 5c will be available in emerging markets like India.  People there will finally be able to text each other about how they haven’t eaten in a week.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

 

 

 

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