The MLS All-Star Game in KC drew a .34 rating and 530,000 viewers on ESPN 2. The ratings were down 26% from last year. I only watched so I could see if what’s-his-name played better than what’s-his-face.*******
Ryan Lilja has signed with the Denver Broncos. Oddly, when he leaves, the per-capita income of Lake Quivira will INCREASE.
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I was the only white guy in the theater when I saw “Fruitvale Station.” I didn’t have the nerve to tell anyone I thought it was a movie about a farmer’s market in Orange County.
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Simon Cowell is expecting a child with a married woman. He says he only did this so he could declare his candidacy for NYC mayor.*******
A former intern for Anthony Weiner claims he calls his interns “Monica” in reference to Monica Lewinsky. I call my interns “CLINTERNS” and nobody whines about it.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
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