Starbeams: MLS No Name Stars, Simon Sez & Monica Flashback

00The MLS All-Star Game in KC drew a .34 rating and 530,000 viewers on ESPN 2.  The ratings were down 26% from last year.  I only watched so I could see if what’s-his-name played better than what’s-his-face.
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Ryan Lilja has signed with the  Denver Broncos.  Oddly, when he leaves, the per-capita income of Lake Quivira will INCREASE.
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I was the only white guy in the theater when I saw “Fruitvale Station.”  I didn’t have the nerve to tell anyone I thought it was a movie about a farmer’s market in Orange County.
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kSimon Cowell is expecting a child with a married woman.  He says he only did this so he could declare his candidacy for NYC mayor.
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A former intern for Anthony Weiner claims he calls his interns “Monica” in reference to Monica Lewinsky.  I call my interns “CLINTERNS” and nobody whines about it.
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