Starbeams: CB Radio Internet for Raytown & Clitoris Awareness Week

CAW EGoogle Fiber is coming to Raytown and residents are scrambling to find a way to connect the Internet to CB radio.


FC Kansas City remains undefeated in Women’s Professional Soccer with a win over Seattle.  I think I speak for everyone when I say, “We have a professional women’s soccer team?”


This is International Clitoris Awareness Week.  It’s about genital mutilation, but when I just mention “clitoris” I rub women the wrong way.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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7 Responses to Starbeams: CB Radio Internet for Raytown & Clitoris Awareness Week

  1. paulwilsonkc says:

    Love the CB/Raytown/Internets line; all thats missing is “WalMarts”!
    Is it REALLY clitoris awareness week? I cant find it anywhere!

    • Hearne says:

      Remind me to learn you how to use that new contraption Google…

      Try it, you’ll find it!

  2. smartman says:

    Wilson, my friend Colonel Angus just got back from beaver hunting. He’s available tomorrow to help you find the clitoris. He has a way of finding the sweet spot.

  3. paulwilsonkc says:

    Oh. I meant I couldn’t find the HOLIDAY. I found Boxing Day, but that was it.

    • admin says:

      This is the first annual, should be on your 2014 Mayan calendars in time the the holidays.

    • smartman says:

      Isn’t Boxing Day the day when you role play like Chris Brown and Rihanna with your lover, partner, wife, mistress, etc?

  4. paulwilsonkc says:

    Smarty, it’s CANADIAN, so no one really knows what it is or what you do. They have their own holidays, it makes them feel better about living in our backyard and having no national heros!

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