Starbeams: How do I get my money back for all of this Livestrong crap?

oprahwinfreytomcruise-300x210Immediately after the interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah tested negative for Metabolife.


Lance is now blaming this whole doping thing on that Notre Dame football player.


I guess it’s time for me to come clean about my relationship with Serena Williams.


Facebook is adding a feature that allows users to make phone calls! OMG! How do I say LOL on the PHONE?


Kriss-krossKris Kross are making a comeback. These days they JUMP, JUMP when their car backfires.


The CEO of Whole Foods likened Obamacare to fascism. Then he convinced my wife to pay $10 for a turnip.


A group of people are trying to keep the city from tearing down Kemper Arena and they seem a little out of touch.  For example, they want to rename it LiveSTRONG Arena.


President Obama will host a kid’s inauguration Saturday.  The event will be free, but the children will pay trillions of dollars in the future.


American Airlines finally changed the look of their airplanes.  The new planes will be painted white with a red, white and blue tail.  If you don’t like the new look, there will be a $50 charge.


Kansas City based Burns & McDonnell ranked #18 on Fortune’s list of ‘Best Places to Work.’  They remind me of my first job, when I received burns at McDonald’s.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
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12 Responses to Starbeams: How do I get my money back for all of this Livestrong crap?

  1. Mr G says:

    I was going to call you an idiot for writing this, because it’s so god awful. but I’ve already wasted too much of my life reading it.

  2. Photo Editor says:

    That’s Tom Cruise, not Lance Armstrong.

  3. legendaryhog says:

    Money back for Livestrong stuff you bought? Like the dollar for the yellow rubber bracelet? It was a dollar right?

  4. Craig Glaysure says:

    Sheryl Crow? Really? That was Lances claim to fame? Shes a 2 in my book! So, other than her, what has he really done? What kind of man wants to try to make you think hes an athlete for riding a bicycle? A bike? Maybe he has a bright future in NASCAR now. And he had to use pufoirmance inhancing drugs for that? I mean, I do to, I like a little advantage, but at least Im using them on hores and not riding my bike. Thats funny.

  5. KC Star can't publish the facts says:

    Great story today from the KC star but they left out some vital information on the currently at-large robber. Are they scared to report facts?

    let him know what he left out! @keithrobison on twitter.

  6. chuck says:

    As if the KC Star is gonna print the race of the perps on MLK Day.

    Gimme a break.

    No newspaper, when possible, will EVER say the perps are African American.

  7. chuck says:

    By the way, the Obama joke was hilarious.


  8. Morgan says:

    Funny stuff

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