Starbeams: Hallmark Nukes Topeka, American Airlines, Pelosi Facelift & How Do You Like Your Eggs?

Hallmark is closing a plant in Topeka that employs 500 people.  Now, which “Maxine” card should I send to someone who was just laid off from Hallmark?

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Passenger seats on three different American Airlines flights have jarred loose in recent days, leaving passengers in the laps of people behind them.  American is now charging a $50 fee to every passenger who wants attached seating.

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Remember the good old days when the only loose thing on an airplane was the stewardess?

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Prediction: The $93 million streetcar sales tax will pass if pro-transit ads include Rice-A-Roni.

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The first presidential debate gets underway this evening from The University of Denver.  Expect several important questions from the audience about Peyton Manning and John Elway.

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Scientists say the way you like your eggs served determines your sex drive.  I like my eggs fertilized.

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The HOLLYWOOD sign is getting a giant facelift.  Once completed, the sign should look just like Nancy Pelosi.

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Hallmark Nukes Topeka, American Airlines, Pelosi Facelift & How Do You Like Your Eggs?

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    You’ve got some gold-star “beams” here, especially the one about the stewardess.

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