Starbeams: Good News for Aging Royals Fans, Clint Eastwood, Buick & Lance Armstrong

Let me get this straight.  Republicans are going to shed their rich, old-white guy image by sending Clint Eastwood to the podium?

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A new study from the National Institute on Aging shows a low calorie diet does nothing to shorten the length of your life.  This might be the best news to hit Kansas City since the 85 World Series.

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GM will spend $120 million on its Fairfax Plant in Kansas City, Kansas.  For another $120 million they could convince me that Tiger Woods actually drives a Buick.

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I can hardly wait for Chiefs football to get underway.  For years I’ve been yelling Walmart ref for no apparent reason.

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All things considered, Lance Armstrong got the good end of the Armstrong news last week.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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2 Responses to Starbeams: Good News for Aging Royals Fans, Clint Eastwood, Buick & Lance Armstrong

  1. Craig Glazer says:

    Clever Kelly as always.

  2. Jose says:

    What an idiotic post about Clint Eastwood, Kelly.