Starbeams: Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…

Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…

#5.  Were voted out before completely destroying America.

#4.  Sing better than William Hung.

#3.  Don’t want to be seen on Piers Morgan.

#2.  Have no idea how a vagina works.

#1.  Are responsible for electing a tall, black man.

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2 Responses to Starbeams: Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    I think Todd Akin actually plays either the guitar or banjo, but right now he’s got the GOP singing the blues.

  2. Jim says:

    He is obviously retarded enough to sit on the front porch with a banjo.