Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…
#5. Were voted out before completely destroying America.
#4. Sing better than William Hung.
#3. Don’t want to be seen on Piers Morgan.
#2. Have no idea how a vagina works.
#1. Are responsible for electing a tall, black man.















I think Todd Akin actually plays either the guitar or banjo, but right now he’s got the GOP singing the blues.
He is obviously retarded enough to sit on the front porch with a banjo.