Glazer: It’s Time to Get Off President Obama’s Back

I keep hearing the same thing, over and over…

"He’s ruining the nation! Get him out of there!" 

All this on president Barack Obama. Why? Looks to me like he’s doing a nice job, given what he inherited from George Bush and all the problems going down around the world.

Under Obama’s watch we’ve nearly doubled the stock market from a Dow around 6,000 (under Bush) to until-recently, over 12,000. Under Obama’s watch we found and killed Bin Laden. Under his watch we unseated Lybian Strong Man Gaddafi. Under Obama’s watch we’ve also seen some very positive changes in middle eastern countries like Egypt. And maybe Syria next. 

Meanwhile the president has brought home thousands of troops and many more will be back by Chirstmas. Not bad, huh?

So why all the hate? What do you want from this guy?

Hey, you had the chance to put the Clintons back in. I liked that "two presidents for the price of one" deal. Was Hillary the answer? She had more experience with Bill Clinton‘s strong economy. And the rest of the world loves the Clintons.

I just don’t see why everyone is so down on the President – I’m not!

Posted in Craig_Glazer | Tagged | 22 Comments

Hearne: Congressman Emanuel Cleaver II; KC Needs Urban Movie Plex for Kids

Unruly kids, bad parenting, floodlights overhead, police on horseback, the latest Hollywood blockbusters…

This is not the stuff from which flash mobs are made. Maybe the one a couple years back. But sexy as the term "flash mob" is for lazy media types wanting to dial sensationalism into Plaza kid curfew stories, it’s time to deal with the realities of the situation.

Poor kids from poor parts of town want to go see blockbuster first-run movies just like their suburban counterparts.

It’s the American Condition. The kids see trailers for "Fright Night" and they wanna go see it.

Just one problem…

Unlike rich kids in the burbs, poor black kids in town have practically nowhere to go halfway close to where they live. And none of the few that are halfway close really wants them. The Plaza, Crown Center and Ward Parkway theaters, for example, have been doing their best to discourage the urban poor from frequenting their movies for years.

The Bannister Mall theaters are long gone. Who even remembers the Brywood 6 near the stadiums or the Blue Ridge theaters further east? Crown Center closed its movieplex years ago before guardedly reopening some of the screens with art house product only.

The bottom line: poor, urban kids have few options for major movies outside the Plaza, Ward Parkway and maybe AMC’s Main Street.

And forget about the proposed, city-sponsored DJ, night hoops and community center youth gang bangs. Designed, of course, to keep black kids out of mostly white areas where they’re not wanted.

But is it fair to target and only allow them to attend to 7 p.m. weekend movies – not 8 p.m. or 9 p.m. shows? Just because a couple kids broke the law and the upscale areas think they’re bad for biz?

There’s plenty of crime on the Plaza perpetrated by adult criminals but nobody’s figuring ways to keep them out.

And no way stuffy, older adults are capable of dreaming up cool things these kids are gonna want to do instead. They want to do the same stuff kids everywhere are doing; and that’s go to movies and going to the mall.

If KC wants to keep kids off the Plaza, why not build a first rate movie plex in the heart of the urban core?

You know, take the bull by the horns and offer up tax incentives and other perks to convince an exhibitor to take the plunge.

"There have been several attempts to do that and they’ve all failed," says former KC mayor Emanuel Cleaver II, now a Missouri Congressman in the 5th District. "And consequently, (the kids go) to the suburbs and the elite areas like the Plaza. It’s not fair to tell them they can’t go to the movies."

Not only is KC effectively keeping the kids from going to movies on their non school nights, "What they’re saying is, not only do we want you to not go to the movies and the Plaza," Cleaver says. "You can’t stay out past 9 p.m. and we’re not going to give you any interesting alternatives. It’s not right."

To that end, KC-based AMC or somebody building a state-of-the-art theater in the urban core is a must.

"Oh yeah, we’ve got to have it," Cleaver says. "We’ve got to have it."

KC Confidential movie man Jack Poessiger remembers basketball star Magic Johnson championing the building of urban movie plexes in the mid 1990s.

"There was talk about doing that in Kansas City," Poessiger says. "This was a plan by some local people who were going to follow that plan. I don’t know what happened – if there were money problems or what – but there was some very serious talk about it."

Poessiger agrees it’s not right to tell kids in the urban core they can only attend early shows on Friday and Saturday nights when they have no school the next day.  But that it’s OK to go to late movies on school nights.

"I agree, but what’s the answer?" Poessiger says. "And I see the other side of it, too. You can’t have those kinds of things (fights, shootings) happening on the Plaza."

As for convincing somebody to develope an inner city plex, "It’s free enterprise," Poessiger says. "And if a private developer wants to build a theater at 135th and Metcalf instead of 18th and Vine, that’s their right.

Posted in News_and_Views | Tagged | 23 Comments

New Jack City: KC’s Celluloid Movie Summer—The Good. The Bad. The Easily Forgettable

As Kansas City’s movie summer flickers to a screeching halt let’s reflect on what approximately $4.4 billion in North American ticket sales bought moviegers at the nation’s boxoffices.

Here then my take on the endless summer of 2011

First there were the this summer’s three major sleeper hits

Translation: Pictures that far exceeded expectations and where great word-of-mouth built their ongoing performance

* Judd Apatow’s BRIDESMAIDS written by and starring Kristen Wiig. This one started out totally as a chick flick. But once the guys discovered it they loved it just as much!
 
* The Woody Allen written and directed comedy MIDNIGHT IN PARIS with Owen Wilson.
 
* THE HELP which made its debut on the weekend of August 10 in the # 2 slot and has shot up to claim # 1 status ever since. Something that almost never happens.

Biggest Summer Surprises (in a good way)
 
* RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES with James Franco.
 
* HORRIBLE BOSSES starring Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis.
 
* CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE with Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone and Julianne Moore.

Biggest Summer Disappointments (in a bad way)
 
* Cameron Diaz as BAD TEACHER
 
* Kevin James as ZOOKEEPER
 
* Tom Hanks as LARRY CROWNE
 
* Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman’s THE CHANGE-UP

Best Summer Action Flicks
 
* Vin Diesel’s FAST FIVE
 
* Ryan Reynolds as GREEN LATERN
 
* Chris Evans as CAPTAIN AMERICA

Summer ‘Tentpoles’ That Delivered As Promised
 
* HARRY POTTER AND THE DEADLY HALLOWS-PART 2
 
* PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES
 
* TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

Summer ‘Tentpole’ Flame-Outs
 
* THOR
 
* COWBOYS AND ALIENS
 
* CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Best Summer Family/Animated Films
 
* KUNG FU PANDA 2
 
* CARS 2

Most Overlooked Summer Entry (i.e. deserved to do much better than it did)
 
* J.J. Abrams nostolgic Steven Spielberg tribute adventure SUPER 8
 

Best Specialty / Art House Summer Entry
 
Terrence Malick’s TREE OF LIFE starring Brad Pitt, Sean Penn and Jessica Chastain.

Best Picture Of The Entire Summer And Sure-Bet 2011 Oscar Contender!
 
(drum roll, please)
 
* THE HELP based on Kathryn Stockett’s best selling novel of the South during the 60’s with knockout performances by Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, Emma Stone, Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.
 
 
Agree or disagree, that’s my bottomless popcorn box in review and I’m sticking with it
 

Posted in Jack_Poessiger | Tagged | 7 Comments

Donnelly: Dweezil Zappa Plays Zappa@The Midland by AMC, August 26, 2011

 

You could tell Dweezil was having a great time from the moment he and his band walked onto the Midland stage a few minutes early at 7:56. 

He was all smiles as he announced, "We’re gonna start this with something kinda fun that you can dance to."

The eight piece band launched into the Zappa classic, Dancin’ Fool, sounding in sync and full, with the distinctive sound of jazz xylophone accentuating the rare musical style that Frank Zappa explored.  It became quickly apparent who the real fans in the audience were.

I mean, people who really like Zappa are, well let’s just be honest, a little bit eccentric usually, right?

You have to be slightly twisted deep inside to truly appreciate what Frank Zappa did for years with his unique brand of music.  He put premiums on extremely complex rhythms, mixed with the most off-the-wall lyrics and storytelling, mixed with an ethos that always tried new and weird things just for their own sake. 

So like I was saying, people that like Frank Zappa REALLY like Frank Zappa.

I counted at least three standing ovations during Dweezil’s hour long set…

The first of which came after Chick Corea joined the band on a version of King Kong that saw he and Dweezil exchange rapid fire call and response improvisation.  Chick tore up a small keyboard that had a synth-y buzzing tone, bending notes and using both hands to create speedy runs up and down the scales.

Dweezil tried to keep up on his Gibson SG, and showed off his ample chops as well, but at times looked just happy to be standing there onstage with such a legend in Corea.  He seemed more than willing to defer to the master whose plunking got faster and faster until the band jumped back into the melody and ended on a fat chord.

Smiles all around as the crowd came to their feet howling. 

The next song, Big Swifty, is partly about what happens when you take too much acid and end up having a weird encounter with a unicorn. 

The tune featured a nice bass solo from Pete Griffin to go along with the thumping bass drum of Joe Travers, as the band settled into a little funk groove.

And I guess that’s the thing about Zappa – it’s an exercise in extremes.  Ridiculously complex and asymmetrical rhythms, odd chord progressions, random twists and turns that challenge the musicians, coupled with lyrics about doggy wee-wee.

Did someone say doggy wee-wee?

Next up was Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow, probably the best tune of the night.  Singer Ben Thomas did a great job recreating the nuances of the classic vocals, all the way down to the dog doo snow cone.  That segued into Nanook Rubs It, into St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast

Dweezil beamed again, looking as un-frontman like as any rocker I can remember.  There was no, "Is Kansas City ready to rock?!?"  No, instead Dweezil mostly allowed his band to carry the night, acting as the polite and capable guitarist, introducing each song and just enjoying himself.

"This last song is off the album Hot Rats, it’s called Willie the Pimp," announced Dweezil moments before he unleashed the signature swanky guitar line.  Before the song ended the crowd was already on their feet, and they offered the band a long and enthusiastic ovation, begging for a little more. 

Then Dweezil and his band mates stayed onstage, shaking hands and thanking the audience for their appreciation. 

Even after the equipment was being carted away, Dweezil re-emerged front stage right to take pictures, sign autographs, and high five a large line of fans that wanted to have their moment with the next best to thing Frank himself.

Setlist:

Dancin’ Fool, Fifty Five, Pajama People, Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?, King Kong, Big Swifty, Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It/St. Alfonso’s Pancake Breakfast, Willie the Pimp 

Posted in Entertainment | Tagged | 4 Comments

Glazer: Hey, Ricky! Matt Cassel is Done, Bring on the Quarterback Controversy

 

With my sharp eye and clear vision of this years Chiefs season we can say this: ITS OVER…

This is a lost season. There are simply way too many holes to fill with a tough schedule. Not like last year when we played Grandview every week, and still needed lots of luck to win those 10 games. Oakland, Baltimore, Denver and Oakland showed who this team was at season’s end. Oh yeah, add San Diego to that list. Ugly. Down the stretch we were 2 and 5, guys. One of the NFL’s low level ball clubs.

Last year’s Chiefs were phonies.

You know it. I know it. The NFL knows it. And the team surely knows it. Head Coach Todd Haley damn well knows it. And maybe some guys on radio should know it too, huh?

 Haley proved how much work Matt Cassel needs. NONE, I guess. He looked beyond bad – again. Slow, didn’t see the field, team did NOT really respond to him and yes, a quarterback rating of 59.5. FOR REAL. Matt the FRANCHISE, was 6/13 for 59 big yards. The Rams did anything they wanted all lst half too. On offense and defense. Our first team was an F-, Len Dawson said so.

A good young quarterback, Sam Bradford, in his second year was 8/14 and went 7 in a row without a miss. Before you could say "Chiefs and Chopper" (even they have left the Chiefs), it was 14-0 Rams and over.

Haley is clearly playing possum.

This can’t be for real? Right? Wrong. It is. Our defense looks asleep. That was the first team out there guys. Couldn’t stop YOU from going 20 yards a carry. Like Stevie Jackson with his quick 70 yards on 15 carries.

We had a bright spot…

Ricky Stanzi, the young quarterback is likely to lead this team before season’s end. He has a stronger arm, sees the field and well.

Matt has proven that he is just a nice backup quarterback, not the man.

The cry will go out for RICKY,, uh, now! Stanzi was 8/14 for 121 yards and our only TD – a nice 32 yard mini bomb to a guy named Slate.

Ricky had a quarterback rating of 109.5.

This is a lost season, start the kid. Maybe he is another Bradford. It’s time to find out. We need a quarterback to build a team around. Matt has shown it’s just not him. So sad, but so true.

Oh Ricky your so fine, your so fine – Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky!

Posted in Craig_Glazer | Tagged | 14 Comments

Jack Goes Confidential: With ‘OUR IDIOT BROTHER’ What You See Ain’t What You Get

Hail to the primo trailer-makers for creating the smoke and mirror previews for OUR IDIOT BROTHER…

That’s not to say that the movie is necessarily bad. It’s just not a rip-roaring comedy. OUR IDIOT BROTHER could almost qualify as an art house entry, which means that the masses that’ll be attracted to it (thanks to its sly marketing) may end up disappointed.

OUR IDIOT BROTHER stars Overland Park export Paul Rudd as Ned, a simple minded kinda dude. An irresponsible man-child of sorts selling organic veggies from the little farm that he toils with girlfriend Kathryn Hahn and his beloved dog Willie Nelson.

He’s a goodhearted soul. And when a friendly cop tricks Ned into selling him a little weed, it’s promptly off to the slammer for him.

Fast forward eight months as Ned is released from jail only to find his girlfriend with a new stoner. Furthermore, she’s not giving up Willie Nelson. That’s when Rudd rotates bunking with his three sisters Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel and Emily Mortimer. Three semi-crazies whose own verklemmt lives border on breakdowns.

How do they see HIM?

One sister probably nails it when she says, "He’s just a fuck up who needs help."

Bottom line, hippie dude meets dysfunctional family in a breakdown of communications. But what coulda and shoulda—just doesn’t.

So what you’ve seen in the trailer isn’t necessarily how things end up at the movies. As for Paul Rudd’s long haired and bearded character Ned, maybe he’s not such an idiot after all.

OUR IDIOT BROTHER, also featuring Steve Coogan, Hugh Dancy and Shirley Knight, raises 2-1/2 out of 5 clueless fingers.

 

JACK GOES TO THE MOVIES Friday’s on NewsRadio KMBZ Am & Fm / 99.7-THE POINT / and 1660-RADIO BACH.
And anytime on Time Warner Cable’s ‘K.C. On Demand,’ Channel 411. 

Posted in Jack_Poessiger | Tagged | 2 Comments

Glazer: Hang onto Your Parents, No Matter How Bad They May be

We only have one mother and one father – I mean real ones…

Not someone who married one of your parents after they split. It’s tough being a child to a parent. Too many parents expect way too much. And often parents live vicariously through their offspring.

My father, Stan, was the kind of parent who just didn’t want to be one.

People who know him and my brothers say Stan Glazer was a terrible father.

Without a doubt. All three of his sons – me included – ended up in prison at one point or another.

 Not his fault, but he was the head coach if you follow that line of thinking. However to simply blame a parent for all of our problems isn’t fair either.

We all make choices right.

My dear friend Debbie Mandry – aka The Mermaid – who has been a regular reader and contributor to this website in the comments section, was told a few days ago her mother has a very serious, life threatening illness. Out of respect I won’t go more into the details, but she’s of course crushed. Her father is also very ill. Debbie will now have to take care of both her parents. Likely move into their home and out of her own.

Debbie, like me and many of you, had many issues with her mother.

Now that this has happened it reminds Debbie, as it has or will most of us, how much we do love and care for our father and mother in the end. Even when they put us down or say and do many mean things. In the end these are really the two people we strive so hard to please most of our lives.

Even when they are gone.

In my case, even after lawsuits and huge arguments with my father where we didn’t speak for years, he’s still my dad. I lost my mother in 2007 unexpectedly. Very painful. I at least wanted her to see my book come out, but she died a few months before that happened and before we opened our comedy club at the Legends in 2007.

We did get to say goodbye to each other in the hospital. That was extremely hard on me. You just don’t know what you have until it’s gone. So out of respect to her and wanting to do the right thing, I forgave my Dad all his many indiscretions. We speak almost daily and still argue. He still puts me down way too much – it’s just his nature.

Example: "Dad, I just got nominated for an Academy Award!"  And my father would say, "Well son, it’s about time. If you’re any good you’ll at least get one more."

That’s Stan for you…

My dad is now in his late 70’s. He’s in good health, but time is running out. His wife is a wonderful lady, much younger, early 40’s. They have had a great life together it seems. I have to say when the chips were down, my father would be there for me.

It’s just all the other times when he wasn’t that hurt.

But hey, that’s life. We live, we learn. My brother Jeff has the two greatest young men I have maybe ever met. They’re 14 and 16. Nothing like we were. Jeff has been a good parent. He’s a "do as I tell you for your own good, don’t follow in my footsteps" type of father.  His boys are 4.3 students and always have been great – and I mean great – athletes. Jake is a top 20 tennis player, a  No. 1 seed at Shawnee Mission East in his sophomore/junior year. He is in the top 20 in the mid-west.

The younger boy, Alex, is a premier soccer player, point guard in basketball and star baseball player. Neither boy has ever been in trouble. Ever. Not even one call from a teacher or principal.

It’s incredible!

How can they be related to me and my brothers?  I think I was already a criminal by age 16. Had been in jail, been in trouble at school a million times and so on…

Parents are the first ones we call with good news and bad.

If you’re like me, I’ll bet you’ve reached for that phone to call a parent to tell them something and then you remember, "My mom is gone." 

I don’t look forward to having no living parent or grandparent, but it will happen. It comes to us all. So find time for them while they are still with you. I do.

What was that Cat Stevens song?  "The Cats in the cradle and the silver moon……."

Hey dad, I’d love to see you if I could find the time. See, my new job’s a hassle and the kids are in school. But it’s sure nice talking to you, dad. Sure nice talking to you.

Posted in Craig_Glazer | Tagged | 33 Comments

Donnelly: Steely Dan@Starlight Theater, August 25, 2011

 

When I was young, I hated Steely Dan.  Not that I even knew who they were.

There was a radio show every Sunday night called "Reelin’ in the Years," that played classic rock and other "oldies." Appropriately, the theme song for the show was the Steely Dan song by the same name.

What is this old crap, I thought?

Plus, my parents listened to the Dan on long road trips. Yuck.

Then, in college, I "discovered" Pretzel Logic. THIS is the band that played that theme song?

I got hooked.

Thursday night was my first Dan show, and I must say I was impressed…

From the first note of the night, Steely Dan had the sold out Starlight Theater crowd eating out of the palm of their ridiculously polished hand. 

They came out strong starting with the classics East St. Louis Toodle oo, Your Gold Teeth, Aja, and a super swingin’ Black Friday

The band, all 13 strong, sounded clear and balanced, subtle and smart.  Polished.  Very polished. As expected.

And none more so than guitarist Jon Herington, who went to work early and often, replicating those first famous wah-wah licks from Toodle oo very ably, as well as pretty much all the other lead parts throughout the night.  Walter Becker doesn’t really play the lead anymore, but no worries.  There’s something to be said for recognizing one’s limitations and passing the torch. 

Anyway, Herington is a badass.   

Everything was smooooth.  Drummer Keith Carlock also impressed, holding everything together with his precision fills and in-the-pocket time keeping.  I think he might be a robot – he’s that good.

Donald Fagen was energetic and spot on throughout the night.  At one point he left the stage for a good 10 minutes and came back looking a little wild, flailing his arms around and urging on the crowd.

What happens backstage, stays backstage.  

Though Donald Fagen’s voice could be heard to strain now and again throughout the night, he still hits most of the notes easily.  And when in doubt, the three women backup singers known as the Embassy Brats were right there to fill in the cracks with their creamy harmonies.  The Brats were notable for their subtlety that really came through on the third song of the night, Aja, which the band dedicated to KC mayor Sly James, who was in attendance, and his daughter, Aja.

Rather than blaring through, it was more like a blend – where Fagen’s voice ended, their’s began.     

I don’t know what kind of time a band like this has to spend in the rehearsal studio, but I imagine it’s something like 24/7.  And I also imagine Donald Fagen and Walter Becker ruling as twin dictators, barking orders and rejecting anything short of perfection. 

How else could they get it that tight? 

Midway through the 5th song, Hey Nineteen, guitarist Walter Becker stepped to the mic to tell a little story as the Miles High Big Band vamped behind him. 

"You know, up in New England we have a little saying: When the weather’s hot and sticky it’s not time for dunkin’ dickey," Becker began.  "When the frost is on the pumpkin, it’s time for dickey dunkin’."

Hey, gilfs need lovin’ too, right?

"You know, you’re out here, you’re feeling like you did back in to ’70s, you plunked down your hard earned cash to go see a band," he continued, before pausing purposefully, grinning a prankster’s grin and adding,  "And it’s worth every penny of it!" 

The crowd roared. 

"Then after the show, you take your girl back to your condo – that’s what we call motel rooms now – and maybe you break out a little crumbly, green vegetable matter, and maybe you get a bottle and pour a couple shots.  And she looks at the thinnest joint she’s ever seen, and asks ‘What’s in the bottle?  What’s in that bottle?’"

Oh Walter, you big goofball, we all know what’s in that bottle:

"The Cuervo Gold / The fine Colombian / Let’s make tonight a wonderful thing..." lilted the Embassy Brats. 

A tad of momentum was lost with the next few songs, the less popular Time Out of Mind and new song Lunch With Gina

Time to grab another beer. 

By the time I got back the crowd was getting back into it with a long version of Show Biz Kids that featured a tasteful alto sax solo by Walt Weiskopf.  Then they took it up another notch with a rippin’ version of Bodhisattva that seemed a little more uptempo than usual, and featured (guess who?) Herington and his magic fingers flying up and down the fret board on an extended solo jam. 

The biggest ovation of the night so far affirmed Herington’s work, understated as his stage presence is.

But could I ask just one thing?  Something that I don’t EVER remember asking for?  Could you guys play just a little louder?  I mean, it’s so good, I just want to feel it a little more.  Rattle my eyeballs a little. I like it. 

Next came some nice versions of Pretzel Logic, Dirty Work with all the vocals provided by the Brats, Josie, Peg, My Old School, and what had to be the closer, Reelin’ in the Years.   

The only real "filler" of the night came near the end of the set, when Becker introduced every member of the band and let them do a little lick with the spotlight on them.  Though good in theory, with a big band like theirs, it took almost 15 minutes.  I would have rather heard Bad Sneakers or Deacon Blues.

Then again, I’m a selfish, greedy music junkie, so there’s that.   

Maybe I should just be satisfied with a top notch band that played a ton of hits impeccably for over two hours, came back for an encore version of Kid Charlemagne, and left everyone feeling good. 

Yeah, I should be. 

And I was, I really was.

 

Posted in Entertainment | Tagged | 16 Comments

Starbeams: Santa Lands SUV in KC Attic, Apples Fall on Jobs Report, iPhone 5 to Sprint

An SUV lost control, hit an embankment and landed in the attic of a house at 43rd and Kensington Wednesday. There was speculation the driver could have been drunk…or Santa.

*******

Kansas City School Superintendent, Dr. John Covington unexpectedly resigned because of conflicts with the school board.  He is the 26th superintendent the district has had in the past 40 years. The good news?  He can be my Facebook friend now.

*******

Apple CEO Steve Jobs is leaving his post after helping create what was recently, a company worth more than the U.S. Government.  The price of Apple stock dropped seven percent after the announcement. Even the price of apples at the supermarket dropped briefly.  And apples started dropping from trees.

*******

The Wall Street Journal reported that Sprint Nextel will get to start selling the iPhone in mid-October. They report Sprint will sell both the new iPhone 5 and the current iPhone 4.  Sprint is looking to maximize its profits. In fact, if you want to make a call on the Sprint iPhone, you’ll have to insert 4 quarters.  Also, area businesses will be able to rent space at the Sprint campus with the new iPhone.

Posted in Starbeams | Tagged | 2 Comments

Car: Libyan Rebels Liberate Gadhafi’s Tricked Out Fiat 500

Like it’s been said, it’s been a long, hot summer…

Seriously. I spent like two weeks bouncing around Tucson in mid July, taunting locals about how cool the desert was compared to here. It was, too because it was monsoon season. I thought for sure I’d dodged the 100 degree temps and humidity bullet until I got back and Mother Nature spanked the you-know-what out of us for two more weeks.

Now it’s time to really get back to work and make KC Confidential bigger and better. And what better way to start than restart the Car coverage with a stunning scoop – props to WhiteMamba – about the Fiat 500 being the ride of choice for ousted Libyan strongman Moammar Gadhafi

But first a local update on the 500 and a shout out to comments dude Rogger

Since last we checked in, the Fiat of Olathe Studio is o-p-e-n. Meaning – that’s right, Rogger – that bet you offered me about you winning a night of shacking up with my girlfriend against having to trick or treat this Halloween as a straight dude – you just lost it! You said it wouldn’t be open before October. Now it’s open. You lose, dude.

Time for you to mothball that drag gettup of yours and start thinking Rambo!

What’s more Fiat of Olathe has like 30 or more cars for sale in every model, color and option package. Consumer Reports  just praised the 500 but said its backseat and trunk were too small to recommend it.

Too small?

The 500 has two more inches of rear leg room and 50 percent more trunk space than a Mini Cooper.

I’m telling you Rogger, you’ll fit right in.

Now the breaking news just in rom Automobile Magazine

"Libyan Rebels Storm Off with Gadhafi’s Custom Fiat 500," the headline reads.

"Moammar Gadhafi has created quite an uproar in Tripoli, and Libyan rebels are retaliating and getting him where it hurts – his garage," Automobile reports. "Rebel forces bombarded his seized compound this week, and a few of them were spotted making off with a tricked-out Fiat 500."

That’s right, one of the (formerly) richest, most insane evil-doers the world has ever known drives a Fiat 500. Just like me.

"The emerald green and gold Fiat 500 looks something like an Egyptian scarab beetle – appropriate considering Tripoli’s desert-y surroundings," Automobile continues.. "But that’s not the only green thing about this (doorless), tricked out Fiat. Italian publication, Corriere Della Sera, reports the hatchback was based on the Euro-spec 500 Cabrio, and fitted with a 34kw electric motor, capable of driving 161 miles on a single charge."

See ya in Olathe…

Posted in Car | Tagged | 8 Comments

Hearne: A Closer Look at the Nick Wright – Greg Hall 610 Sports Pissing Match

Forget who won or lost yesterday’s on-air tete a tete between 610 Sports host Nick Wright & sports media blogger Greg Hall

The inside baseball nature of the confrontation probably left most listeners wondering what to make of it. That said, readers of KC Confidential were likely all-too familiar with the subject given most of Hall’s coverage of Wright went down right here over the past two years.

So, against my better judgment, let’s take a look.

Frankly, I’m not really sure who "won."

Hall wisely pimped Wright into bringing him in studio rather than calling on the telephone where it would be easier for Wright to steamroll him. And to a large extent, Hall’s strategy worked. Listeners who contacted me – ages 30 to 60 – felt Hall came out on top. But not by a landslide.

A closer listen while transcribing the confrontation, showed that Wright had the better arguments, but got distracted and wasn’t able to hammer home his points as well as he might have.

Example…

Wright started by nailing Hall for calling him a coward and accusing him of plagiarism. Which clearly Hall had done in the past week.

But Wright allowed Hall to wriggle free by claiming that he never used those exact words.

True enough, but to borrow a line from former KCTV investigative reporter Dave Helling, here’s the "Truth Watch."

Example:

Hall to Wright: "I didn’t call you a coward and I never accused you of plagiarism. So there’s two strikes right there. I have never used any of those words with Nick Wright."

True, but disingenuous. Here are the exact words Hall tweeted to Wright:

"You sound a bit gutless, Nick…What R U afraid of?"

That’s not calling Nick a coward?

As for not accusing Wright of plagiarism, how about Hall’s headline accusing Nick of stealing the Jonathan Baldwin scoop from an anonymous tweeter?

"Nick Wright Claims Chiefs’ Scoop That Was Not His To Claim And He Knew It"

Followed by Hall’s comment that "WhiteMamba03 was the person who should be properly credited with breaking the Baldwin/Jones story."

Translation: Hall made it clear that he thinks Nick pilfered the story it from an anonymous tweeter who dropped a one line rumor to 30-odd followers.

Now marry that to the dictionary definition of plagiarism:  "The unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one’s own original work, as by not crediting the author."

Wright then went about – with mixed success –  backing up in time to past Hall misrepresentations of him:

  Starting with the time Wright took two days off for dental work following a confrontational on-air interview with Jason Whitlock.

Even though Wright had told listeners well in advance of the Whitlock interview he would be off getting his gums fixed, Hall described Wright’s absence as "an unannounced vacation," implying strongly that it was likely the result of "his tumultuous on-air dialogue" with Whitlock. Even going as far as to imply that that the station might have suspended Wright. "The more I read over (his) comments, the more I understand why someone at Entercom descided he needed some time off," Hall wrote.

Wright’s best argument was over Hall’s busting him for a tweet Wright sent about WHB host Kevin Kietzman‘s son.

"You write in your column about 8 or 9 months ago that I stalked Kevin Kietzman’s son and attacked him on twitter," Wright said. "I bring it to your attention that Kevin Kietzman’s son – who is 21, 22? – because in your column you made it sound like he’s a child. (He) tweeted me something nice about the show and I responded to him. You didn’t fix that, you didn’t adjust it…You let (people) think that I was finding my competitor’s small child and harassing him on the Internet. Why is that OK? Why is it OK to misrepresent? I’m not saying you didn’t accurately say what I tweeted."

Hall’s comeback:

"I think it’s one of the cheapest, lowest things I’ve seen you do. And I still think that, Nick..I didn’t misrepresent that Nick, What I did was I wanted to out you. I thought that was a cheap shot…That’s the guy’s family. Leave it alone…Hey, I’m not backing off that one."

Wright’s retort:  "Tell me what I did wrong then? Explain it to me….What did I tweet out? That I was having a nice conversation with Kevin Kietzman’s son?"
 
Hall: "Yes, yes."
 
Wright: "And that’s bad?"

Hall: "Yes."

Hard to figure how responding politely to a compliment was a low act, but Hall remained adamant Wright’s innocuous response to Kietzman’s son was a shameless act.

"The Kietzman thing was based on a false premise," says former Star editor Jim Fitzpatrick. "There was no issue there, Nick did nothing improper. But Greg falsely distorts that by alleging there was something improper. And then he distorted the concept of a (news) scoop. He turns the concept of a scoop on its head and then we have a bonfire and we wind iup with 15 minutes of prime time radio with these guys slapping each other around and Hearne Christopher writing three columns about it."

Now back to whether Wright broke the Chiefs fight story…

Wright: "Do you understand what it means to break a story?"

Hall: "Isn’t it the first person that brings that story to light?"

Actually, it’s not, Fitzpatrick explains.

"I understand things have changed in the digital era," Fitzpatrick says, referring to WhiteMamba’s tweet. "But at that point it was just a rumor going out on Twitter. Twitter is not a geniune news source. The person who gets credited for the scoop is the person who confirms and verifies a rumor or report, then fleshes it out and then broadcasts or publishes it in a major medium – whether it’s online, in a television broadcast or on the radio.

Now let’s review…

Lotsa people hate Nick – although his ratings indicate far more love him (or love to hate him). And lots of people enjoy Hall’s deft touch at laying the pipe to local sports talk personalities. His quotes are generally accurate, his spin entertaining but things can get a bit Alice in Wonderland-like.

"This is a guy who’s not covering the news or commenting on it, he wants to create it" Fitzpatrick muses. "Greg does think outside the box, but sometimes he thinks completely outside of the gymnasium."

Now for the record – WhiteMamba’s most recent take on not getting credit for breaking the Chiefs fight story:

Told by another tweeter that he probably wouldn’t get credit for "saying this first," WhiteMamba shot replied, "No, it’s cool tho. They couldn’t go off my word, had to confirm it I guess."

Duh…

Posted in Hearne_Christopher | Tagged | 33 Comments

Hearne:

Greg: "

 

Nick: Hall & Lands "Over the last six days have violently attacked my reputation and accused me of plagiarism."

"And it was about the jonathan baldwin and thos jones fight."

"called me a coward"  says shud have ignored

Greg: "You know who I am, what I do."

"OK, well I didn’t call you a coward and I never accused you of plagiarism. So there’s two strikes right there. (I) have never used either of those words with Nick Wright."

 

Nick: " Hold on. You didn’t call me a coward last night on Twitter? What’d you say?

Greg: "No, I didn’t. What did I say?"

 

NW "You tell me, you wrote it."

"You’re just throwing around words here and you;’ve been accusing me all along of being innacurate and misquoting you. But you spent yest and a good portion of your introduction there just misprepresenting what I said and what I have written."

Nick: "You said I was claiming a scoop that wasn’t mine.

Nick:  "Let’s back up."

"Let’s go to a few weeks ago, or I guess it was a couple months ago, after jason Whitlock came on this show. And I was scheduled – and we had podcasts documenting it before Jason even called – I was scheduled to have my gums fixed on a Thursday and a Friday. That’s a fact. A fact that everyone in this room can verify. A fact that my boss verified"

"You write a column saying I was either on suspension or my mental state was so shaken that I needed the time off. My boss reached out and I reached out and said, ‘Hey, that’s blatantly false.’ You still refused to acknowlege that was false."

Greg insert to above: "All I did on that column is speculate as to why you were gone. I didn’t say or state facts."

Greg: "So I’m going to sit here and listen to you, firsdt of all misquote me and then misrepresent my career."

 

Nick: "Let’s talk about msquotes. Because I got an email exchange between you and me from a few months ago, talking about quotes. And you write in this exchange that we have a different definition of quotes….and your definition of a quote is not exactly what someone says."

"Yet now when I’m saying you accuse me of plagiarism, and that’s not the exact word you used, you’re accusing me of misquoting you. It’s interesting because I’ve got the email right here of you saying, oh a quote doesn’t have to be word for word what somebody says."

"The only reason I’m bringing you on is because you have made a habit, if you will, of lying."

Greg:  "I’m not lying." 

"That column I wrote about on the Thomas Jones and breaking the story, how did I lie? Show me in that column what is false."

 

Nick: "That I saw WhiteMamba’s tweet."

 

Greg "I didn’t say you saw it, I said he tweeted to you."

Nick: "Do you write your own headlines?"

Greg: "Yeah what did the headline say?"

"That he claimed a story that he knows wasn’t his, that’s false."

"No it’s not, you tweeted yourself. You said hey listen whitemamba tweeted this the day before I did."

"Do you understand what it means to break a story?"

"Isn’t it the first person that brings that story to light?"

"No, that’s the source."

AP saw it, AFTER

"That guy’s 39 followers saw it."

"Are you telling me, that it’s scope of audience?"

"You’re doing the same thing to whitemamba, Nick and you know it. you know it.. He broke the story, he had it a day before you did."

"I got more information."

 

"From WHITE Mamba!"  greg

Nick:

"Let me give you another example. You write in your column about 8 or 9 months ago that I stalked Kevin Kietzman’s son and attacked him on twitter I bring it to your attention that KK’s son who is 21? 22? Cause in your column you made it sound like he’s a child. Tweeted me something nice about the show and I respoinded to him. You didn’t fix that, you didn’t adjust it…You let (people) think that I was finding my competitors small child and harassing him on the Internet. Why is that OK? Why is it OK to misrepresent? I’m not saying you didn’t accurately say what I tweeted."

Greg:

"I think it’s one of the cheapest, lowest things I’ve seen you do. And I still think that Nick. What you did is you publically put out there on Twitter that you were having a conversation with KK’s son, who’s in college."

 

"He publically ut it out." "I didn’t appraoch him. He appraoched me. A grown man approached me."

"He’s three years younger than I am."

Greg: "Ok, that explains a lot then."

"So explain it to me greg, you misrepresented."

"I didn’t misrepresent that Nick, What I did was I wanted to out you. I thot that was a cheap shot."

"That’s the guys family. Leave it alone."  "Hey, I’m not backing off that one."

 

"Tell me what I did wrong then?" Explain it to me."

"What did I tweet out? That I was having a nice conversation with KK’s son?"

 

"Yes, yes."

 

"And that’s bad?"

"Yes."

 

Nick reading hall’s email on quotes:

"From GH to NW: "I think the quotes captured closely what you said and what it sounded to me as a listener."

"I respond saying that’s not what a quote is. A quote is precisely what someone says."

"You respond in the email, I’ll run your comment but for the record I still disagree." That is the dictionary definition of a quote."

"There’s paraphrasing"

Taking notes versus record. Words off acceptable.

 

"If I’m changing the meaning of your words, spank me. spank me."

Wrote entire column that jaamal charles not getting the ball would drive him to suicide.

"I tend to remember when people write lies about me."

"…You wrote an entire column based on me being worried that J Charles was gonna kill himself if he didn’t get enuff carries."

"Well, did you say that?"

"No, and I emailed you about it."

"On the WM thing, do you think I got that story from him?"

"Do I think you got it from him? I know that he tweeted you. Nick, only you know that."

"Where’s the lie?"

Read all the tweets

"I would say that there’s a very good possibility you saw that tweet. You may not even remember it, nick. But I’m thinking you saw that tweet. And yeah, I’m going to go with that story."

"of course, you are."

"I’ll give you credit, man. You’re good at the witty one liners after quotes. You’re good at getting people riled up. And you are consiously in your ability to lie about people."

"I’m still looking for a lie in that column."

"I told you about a dozen lies youve written. A dozen. About me being suspended, which you wouldn’t come off of. About me knowing I got a story from someone that I didn’t. Which is the lie in that column. About me saying JC was going to kill himself. About me harrassing KKs son on twitter when he appraoched me."

Whitlock lie plagiarism

 

 "I know that since you’ve stopped writing his columns, amazingly, he’s maintained a ridiculous level of success

"And you’re a software programmer who blogs for 1,500 people a day. I know that. And I know the segment’s over."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Which is you write that your definition of quotes i

 

Nick: "The only reason I’m bringing you in is you have made a habit of lying."

 

 

 

Greg:

Posted in home | Tagged | Leave a comment

Hearne: 610 Sports Nick Wright Lays Down ‘Explanation II’ – Bashes Local Bloggers

And now, the rest of the story…

Look, I get that most readers, sports fans and people with things going on in their lives besides penning vitriolic comments under assumed names don’t much care about who got some news scoop first.

Just the facts, ma’am and they”re happy.

An earthquake jolts the East Coast, who cares if Fox or CNN reported it first. People want the full, accurate story, the news. Not touchdown dances and gotcha stories claiming some kid with a microscopically small twitter account spread an unconfirmed rumor a couple hours before the actual news was reported.

It’s silly.

Still reporters and media personalities are human. They win awards, get pay raises and feel good about themselves when they break a big news story. I felt pretty good when I broke the one about the Nelson-Atkins Shuttlecocks years ago.

And 610 Sports host Nick Wright probably felt pretty good (and was congratulated by competing local sports journalists) for breaking the story about the Chiefs No. 1 draft pick Jonathan Baldwin fighting with a teammate, injuring his hand and likely to be out of commish for several weeks.

But let’s face it, sports talk radio has a lot of haters. Older dudes resent Wright for being young and cocky, attending a private school, digging hip-hop, even having a black girlfriend. Go figure.

Oh and they love to bag on WHB’s Kevin Kietzman for being cocky, making tons of dough, worshipping at the alter of K-State and running too many infomercials during his show.

You don’t have to fish too hard to catch plenty of haters for either of these guys – that’s the way the game is played – comes with the turf.

However, the breaking news stories game is still played by – not just by getting a skeletal tip – but following up on it, confirming it with legitimate sources, filling in the story with greater detail and making it widely available to the general public.

That’s exactly what Nick Wright did in reporting the story about the Chiefs fight.

And that’s why he was congratulated by his peers and competitors in the media.

However, local blogger Greg Hall – who until recently wrote for this site and has clearly demonstrated a dislike for Wright – learned a local dude had tweeted about the fight to a handful of his friends, and to Nick. Hall then went about building an entirely circumstantial case that the Tweeter, not Nick, deserved credit for breaking the story.

Now here’s Wright’s explanation on the radio Tuesday, in case you missed it.

"I had tweeted out on Thursday, I’m hearing things about Jonathan Baldwin, but we’re doing the radiothon, I don’t have time to research it today," Wright told lsiteners. "I’ll do it tonight once the radio show’s over.

"(So) I got up the next morning, called my sources, sent out the tweets that I’d heard about Baldwin and (Thomas Jones) getting into it. And someone who follows me on Twitter, who is as close to the team as you can get, calls me up and said, ‘Nick, here’s the real story.’ And told me about the Baldwin-Jones fight and that Baldwin had hurt maybe, he thought, his wrist, but maybe part of his hand. Was Out definitely the rest of the preseason, they think week one, and maybe six to eight weeks. I sent a text message to five members of the Kansas City Chiefs saying this is what I heard, true or false? A couple of ’em didn’t respond. A couple of ’em responded, true. To me there’s my verification. I went with it."

That was that until later Friday when…

"Then I see Arrowhead Pride tweet out, wow, somebody named WhiteMamba03 on Twitter, tweeted about a Baldwin-Jones fight on Thursday. So you go to WhiteMamba on Twitter, as I did, and you see a picture of (Chiefs nose tackle) Kelly Greg and his name on there is John Doe – (who) not only tweeted about it but sent me a tweet saying Jones and Baldwin fought. None of the other information, just Jones and Baldwin fought.

"So I myself sent out a tweet saying, ‘Wow, it’s been brought to my attention that WhiteMamba already had this, kudos to him.’ (And) I think it’s done. And then two of the most pathetic media, never-was failures I’ve ever come across in Greg Hall. Let me promote his Web site, greghall.com. And John Landsberg. Let me promote his Web site – who didn’t understand how the Internet worked – so he thought the dot com had to be in the Web site name. His Web site is is bottomline.com.com. Which looks like it was made by a challenged 14 year-old on GeoCities. They both run stories about how I plagiarized from WhiteMamba.

"A few things on this, and this is where it’s gonna sound really arrogant and really self-serving and I don’t mean for it to. But I’ve got to explain it. The reason Landsberg and Hall were so sure I’d plagiarized – forget the fact that the tweet WhiteMamba sent me had none of the details except the fight. Nothing about an injury. Nothing about how long (Baldwin) would be out. None of that.

"But the reason they were certain I’d seen it and certain that’s where I got the information, was because every time someone tweets to one of these two absolutely pathetic people, I’m sure their phone goes off. I’ll bet they get an email and they’re super excited that someone wants to talk to them. And I don’t mean to be arrogant, but I have 10,000 Twitter followers…I get between 300 and 500 tweets to me a day. Do I read them all? Yeah. Do I read them all right when they come in? No. And on Thursday when WhiteMamba was tweeting to me I had my priorities screwed up and I was too busy trying to save the lives of some kids (hosting a 12 hour radiothon for the Salvation Army).

"And so Greg Hall runs a story about me plagiarizing. Greg Hall, the same man who’s radio career lasted 2 1/2 weeks. Who’s career at the Star lasted 21/2 months (actually three years as a freelancer). Who wrote an article a couple years ago about how he is the one to be thanked for Jason Whitlock’s success and how he used to write Whitlock’s columns for him. Now, unbelievably, without Greg Hall, Jason Whitlcok’s gone on to make millions of dollars at Fox, ESPN and AOL. Meanwhile, Greg Hall is a media developer who writes for greghall.com. Shocked that career didn’t take off.

"John Landsberg, on the other hand, is a guy who used to – and maybe still does – post on Internet message boards as Leawood John. Calling people racial slurs and homosexual slurs. I used to post on message boards, too . And he and I would argue about that and now he has a vendetta and writes a a story about how I plagiarized. Fellas, I won’t sue ya because I am a public person and that would be really tough for me to win. But the Internet’s real and you can’t just make things up about people…And I’m done not saying anything when people make things up about my character and my job."

*******

The reason "The Explanation II" is only now going up is twofold.

First, I had a "Groundhog Day" misadventure yesterday, making three attempts to post it only to experience problems with the site that killed it every time. Time constraints prevented me from mounting another effort until now.

Second, most people are not in the exact right place at the exact right time to catch random 15 minute radio segments. However, since the story was laid out by Wright’s detractors online – effectively in print – there was no missing it there.

And now there’s no missing it here.

Posted in Hearne_Christopher | Tagged | 13 Comments

Hearne: 610 Sports Nick Wright, Star Editor Bust Blogger for Journalistic Missteps

There’s a difference between news sources and news stories…

Between tweeting rumors to a handful of people and gathering facts and reporting a story through a major media outlet to a large audience. Anyone can tweet a rumor. Running down the story and reporting it responsibly is an entirely different animal.

So it is that 610 Sports host Nick Wright took umbrage at being called out by local sports blogger Greg Hall.

"Nick Wright Claims Chiefs Scoop That Was Not His To Claim And He Knew It," Hall’s headline reads.

Three problems…

First, Hall assumed Wright had read a barebones tweet last week from a local with fewer than 40 followers.

Had Hall checked with Wright, he’d have learned that Wright had been on the air for 12 hours raising more than $170,000 for a Salvation Army children’s shelter and had not read through the nearly 500 tweets he received that day.

"The truth is had I seen it, I wouldn’t have believed it," Wright says. "Do you know how many random tweets I get?"

Second, Wright’s reporting on the fight between the Chiefs No. 1 draft and another player included far more information than the local’s tweet which merely mentioned that there’d been a fight.

Third, even if the local’s tip had been Wright’s source, there’s a vast difference between being a source and the journalist who breaks the story. Anybody think Deep Throat broke Watergate, not Woodward, Berstein and The Washington Post?

"When Bob Lewellen told me that the City Council finance committee had a secret meeting and I wrote the story, it was my scoop, not Bob Lewellen’s," explains retired Star editor Jim Fitzpatrick. "I guess we’re down to man-on-the-street scoops. Under Greg’s philosophy. If you whisper it, that’s where it was said first and by God it’s your story."

Tweeting to a handful of friends and tipping off someone in the media does not the breaker of a news story make, Fitzpatrick stresses.

"It’s not a story until it’s promulgated before the general public," Fitz adds. "A rumor among friends does not qualify as a scoop or story in the public arena."

The bottom line?

"It was Wright’s story; he was the one who put the story out for the general public," Fitzpatrick says. "The tipster had neither the capacity or opportunity to promulgate the story to the general public. Therefore it’s not a story until it’s in the media – that’s where you have scoops – in the media."

Which is not to downplay the growing role of social media.

But there’s obviously a difference between Wright’s 10,000 Twitter followers, for example, and a dude with less than half a hundred. Just as there’s a difference between a skeletal mention of a fight and pinning down the full story with confirmation by mulitple sources in the Chiefs organization.

Which is what Wright secured before going public with his story ahead of the rest of the local sports media.

"It sounds an awful lot like Greg has an axe to grind against Nick and he didn’t want to hear the other side," Fitzpatrick says. "And he’s just nitpicking this story to get at Nick for one reason or another."

Hear Wright and Hall duke it out @ 2:45 P.M. TODAY on Wright’s show on 610 Sports

Posted in Hearne_Christopher | Tagged | 37 Comments

Glazer: My Love / Hate Affair With The Long, Hot Summer

I love the summer…

It reminds me of the end of school, the pool, cars with the top down, wind blowing in my face, the sun, the fun and all those dreams. Hey, my business is strong in the winter and slow in summer. There’s too much else going on out there. Still I can’t help but enjoy those summer days and nights.

These past several weeks have been by far the hottest in our city that I can remember.

We must have had more than 20 or 30 days of 100 degrees or higher. All I could hear from people was, "Man, I can’t wait for it too cool off – this is awful – it’s too hot."

Well, in a few weeks you’ll get your wish. And God forbid, in a few months, it’ll be cloudy, there’ll be drizzle, snow – it’ll be hard to drive anywhere. Hard to see at night with snow pounding the windshield. Bitter cold out. Remember? Yep, we all do.

Then we’ll dream of those 100 degree days and wish they were back.

If you’re like me, around December, maybe even November, you start thinking, "Now where can I go that’s fast and cheap for some pool time and a tan?" Get me outta here! Boy, this weather sucks! I hate it. Why do I live here?

Happens every year. Every year we pine for that mild winter we got a few years back. Maybe, just maybe this one will be kind.

Summer. All those memories. Woodside. The new girlfriends who came and went.  Hoping for the Royals. The Plaza still looking nice this time of year despite the kiddie riots. Outdoor concerts. Art fairs. Food festivals. I wish it was like this all year long.

I know this is a soft story. But if you’re like me, you’ve been thinking about this as well.

HATE TO SEE SUMMER END.

Just like George Brett used to say about baseball (and I think he meant summer in general). Just when we need it the most, its gone.

Enjoy the last couple weeks folks.

Posted in Craig_Glazer | Tagged | 16 Comments

Fitzpatrick: Star’s New Columnist Lineup – Money-Saver or Bold Stroke?

The Kansas City Star is now three weeks into its new rotating metro columnist system, and, while it’s far too soon to judge the success or failure of the initiative, it’s a good time to take a closer look at the concept.

Personally, I think it’s going to be difficult for any of the six new columnists (there are three carryovers, C.W. Gusewelle, Steve Kraske and Mary Sanchez) to gain traction with readers. That’s the whole idea of columnists, you know — to have them become trusted, if controversial, voices whose work becomes a destination point for readers.

Maybe this is an experiment designed to cull the reporting ranks for a new, marquee columnist or two, but this move strikes me as more of a money-saving mishmash, a cheap alternative to hiring or promoting at least one new, permanent columnist to replace the two being replaced.

But I certainly don’t claim to have a perfectly clear perspective on this, so I sought the views this week of two top, former editors who have deep wells of experience in newsroom leadership and organization.

One is former KC Star executive editor Mike Waller, who went on to become publisher at The Baltimore Sun; the other is Mike Jenner, former editor at The Bakersfield Californian, who last year was named the Houston Harte Endowed Chair at the Missouri School of Journalism. At MU, Jenner focuses on innovation in journalism.

***

Before we hear from them (and more from me), let’s back up and look at how all this evolved.

Setting the stage for the columnist shake-up, The Star lost two longtime columnists within three weeks. First, Steve Penn, an African-American who frequently wrote about African-Americans and developments in the black community, was fired in mid-July for plagiarism.

On Aug. 3, Mike Hendricks, a Lenexa resident who often donned his white, suburban columnist hat, announced that he was returning to full-time reporting.

The same day, next to Hendricks’ column, The Star ran a graphic laying out the new lineup. Here it is:

Gusewelle continues on Sunday, the only day there is a stand-alone Local section;

Sanchez runs on Monday and Thursday (as well as on the Op-Ed page on Tuesday);

James Hart (police blogger); Alan Bavley (medical writer); and Joe Robertson and Mara Rose Williams (education reporters) alternate on Wednesdays;

Christine Vendel (KCMO cops), Glenn Rice (who primarily covers the Northland) and Mark Morris (federal courts reporter) alternate on Fridays;

Kraske (politics) moves from Sunday to Saturday in a downsized, single column format.

Of those nine, Gusewelle, Kraske and Sanchez have the strongest name identity with readers. While the names of the six others, all reporters, will ring bells with many regular readers, they’re not well known.

In addition to their regular duties, those six reporters will write periodic columns — columns, that you can expect to be rooted in developments and stored knowledge from their respective "beats."

For example, I don’t expect Christine Vendel, longtime KCMO cops reporter, to suddenly start writing about the Kansas City nightlife scene. Ideally, she’ll be giving the readers an inside look at investigations and operations at 12th and Locust.

Now it’s time for our experts to weigh in.

Mike Waller (in an e-mail):

"I have two thoughts:  Having nine columnists is about four or five too many, if only because there aren’t that many good columnists on any paper!

"Writing a column is an art, and it takes a couple of years to get really good at doing it.  My second thought is…rotating nine columnists means that none other than Gusewelle, who is already established, will be able to get much of a following.  Readers need regularity and consistency. So do the columnists.

"This is simply a bad idea."

Mike Jenner (in a telephone interview):

"I’m intrigued by their approach. It is kind of unusual…Certainly some of them (the six reporters new to the mix) are going to generate a following and some are not."

Jenner, who worked with Waller years ago at The Hartford Courant, said The Star’s strategy, as suggested earlier, might be to see if a few of the new columnists can "separate themselves and gain a following." If so, The Star might reduce "the mix" and field one or more of them as marquee columnists.

Jenner added that one element that major metropolitan papers badly need these days — and which marquee columnists can provide — is personality.

"There’s not enough personality in newspapers," he said. "In the old days the staff writers got to have their own brand, or cache, and I think that was a good thing."

In general, then, Jenner puts The Star’s move in the "innovative" category rather than the penny-inching category.

"We tend to cling to the traditional," Jenner said, "but the traditional is not necessarily moving us forward."

***

Me? Well, I put in 37 years as a reporter and editor at The Star, and my instincts have run along the traditional lines. More and more, however, as the newspaper business, in general, continues its downward spiral, I recognize the need for innovation.

So, if I were editor of The Star, here’s what I would try…The best and most recognized columnist at the paper now is sports columnist Sam Mellinger, who succeeded Jason Whitlock, after Whitlock was dumped last year.

Mellinger, a young guy with amazing perspective relative to his limited experience, is The Star’s only marquee columnist. Recognizing that, the editors have started to run his column, from time to time, on the front page of the paper, not just on the front of SportsDaily.

Just last Saturday, for example, his column about the fight between Kansas City Chiefs’ veteran Thomas Jones and rookie receiver Jonathan Baldwin ran at the top of Page One. That was a bold, smart move by the editors, in my opinion.

For years, it has been a truism at The Star that reports of Chiefs games and developments within the organization are the one sure thing that causes newspaper sales to spike. When I was at The Star, box sales always took a big jump on Mondays after Chiefs’ games.

My idea, then? Give Mellinger a foothold on the front page every Sunday and let him write about whatever sports subject is on his mind. Last year, if you’ll recall, The Star made a huge mistake when it commissioned Whitlock, the marquee columnist at the time, to write a weekly Op-Ed column in addition to his sports columns. The column dribbled away after a few weeks.

So, have Mellinger stick to sports. It’s one news product that sells now.

Think about it: In most big cities, good sports coverage — intermingled with insight and strong opinion — is about the only thing that people relish or want any more from their local papers.

 

Reprinted with tender, loving care with the kind permission of the gentleman known as Jimmy C

 

Posted in News_and_Views | Tagged | 3 Comments

Sounds Good: Steely Dan@Starlight, Zappa Plays Zappa@Midland, and TV On The Radio@Crossroads

A lot going on this weekend…

Not only am I personally recommending three really great shows featuring some unique and legendary artists, there’s also some great local music happening in Lawrence and KC, as well as the Chiefs on Friday night and Sporting KC on Saturday night.

Yep, it could be an epic several days if everything goes according to plan.

Thursday it’s some chill rock with Steely Dan, Friday we get a little weird with Dweezil, then Saturday it’s off to LIVESTRONG to watch Sporting keep climbing the ladder. But no after-game beers this time because it’s a bee-line for Crossroads to catch one of the cooler live acts around on Saturday night, TV On The Radio.

Who’s with me?

Thursday, August 25th

Steely Dan at Starlight Theater in KC

The brainchild of virtuoso musicians Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, Steely Dan has been through a lot of weird twists and turns as a band.  For example, one of the earliest incarnations featured Chevy Chase on the drums.  After touring in the early seventies, the duo decided that playing live was for the birds and they became strictly a studio act for the next two decades until 1993, when they decided to play some live shows again.  

Then, in 2001, more weirdness when Steely Dan released their first studio album in 20 years, “Two Against Nature.”  Surprisingly, the album won Album of the Year at the Grammys, beating out the likes of Radiohead’s “Kid A” and albums from Paul Simon, Beck, and EminemSeriously, though, “Kid A” is way, way better, right?

Regardless, the Dans have built a cult following over the years with their slippery smooth jazzy guitar rock and ironic lyrical content.  Known for their incredible attention to musical detail, they are currently touring with a full band of ten or eleven seasoned pros, so the musicianship at Starlight this Thursday should be off the charts.  

 

Friday, August 26th

Return to Forever IV & Zappa Plays Zappa w/ Dweezil Zappa at the Midland in KC

I will call you… Dweezil.  Why Dweezil?  Why not?!?  And you, your name will be… Moon Unit.  And you will be known as Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

I don’t know about you guys, but I think Dweezil made out like a bandit compared to his siblings. 

Around 2006, after making a name for himself as a guitarist in his own right, Dweezil decided to learn and perform his old man’s songs to bring them to a younger audience.  He enlisted a bunch of the original Mothers of Invention, as well as new musicians in his attempt to perfectly recreate the best of Frank Zappa’s performances from over the years. 

But wait!  There’s more!  If you act now you also get: jazz-fusion supergroup Return to Forever, which features Chick Corea, Stanley Clarke, Lenny White, Jean-Luc Ponty, and Frank Gambale playing both old and new songs from their solo careers as well as the RTF catalogue. 

You can’t afford NOT to go!

For any SERIOUS music fan, this show has been circled on the calendar for months, maybe more. 

 

Saturday, August 27th

TV On The Radio at the Crossroads in KC

This Brooklyn band is usually described as indie rock, but that label doesn’t really do TVOTR justice as their sounds are so wide ranging that typical pigeon-holing doesn’t really work.  At times punk, jazz, improv, soul, pop, electronic, you-name-it.

I describe them as one of the most interesting and different bands around. 

Their most recent album, 2011’s “Nine Types of Light,” has received mostly acclaim, with Pitchfork giving it a 7.7, Paste pegging it at an 8.0, and Rolling Stone offering 4 out of 5 stars.  RS reviewer Jon Dolan writes, “TVOTR’s most accessible disc rolls out grand alt-rock and thwumping future funk that’s warm and grabby — from the arena-Pixies "Caffeinated Consciousness" to the Prince-ly "New Cannonball Blues."

Their live shows are notoriously upbeat and sonically imposing, to the point that, even those not super familiar with TVOTR’s stuff can get hooked and transformed into an instant fan in the span of a ninety minute set.

Posted in Entertainment | Tagged | 12 Comments

Starbeams: Songwriter’s Death Reminds of When KC Still Mattered, Chivas-SKC, Light Rail

Songwriter Jerry Leiber, who with longtime partner Mike Stoller wrote, "Hound Dog," "Jailhouse Rock," "Kansas City " and dozens of hits, died Monday. He was 78. Once again, our top story is about people used to write about Kansas City.

*****

The much-anticipated date for Chivas Guadalajara’s visit to Livestrong Sporting Park is set. Sporting Kansas City will play the storied Mexican club on Oct. 12.  That’s bad news for the Roeland Park Walmart’s sales on October 12.

*******

Kansas City is finally getting serious about light rail downtown. They want to build a small starter-line between River Market and Union Station. The city hopes to complete the project by 2015.  Just in time to transport all the unemployed people in the River Market to meet with the unemployed people at Union Station.

Posted in Starbeams | Tagged | 2 Comments

Glazer: Time for Matt Cassel to Prove Himself or Get The Hell Outta Town!

Location, location, location…

That’s what they say about buying real estate or opening a restaurant. In the NFL its quaterback, quarterback, quarterback!

So lets get right to it Chiefs Nation. Thus far, Matt Cassel,  THE FRANCHISE, ain’t doing so hot.

I’ll admit that I loved it when we traded/bought/ stole Matt from New England.

Hey, tons of teams wanted the Matt Man. After all, he was schooled by one of the best quarterbacks to ever play, Tom Brady. Matt had a huge year in 2008 for the Pats. THE FRANCHISE had a quarterback rating of 89.4, threw for 3,693 yards, 21 touchdowns and just 11 interceptions. He won 11 games. Damn.

Yes, he had a strong team, but he even hit mini bombs in the snow. IN THE SNOW FOR GOD’S SAKE.

I made sure I was Nick Wright’s first guest that day we stole the FRANCHISE.

"Nick, I am once again a Chiefs Fan. We got the best pick we could have, the best." 

Nick agreed. We both loved the idea of Matt Cassel. That was then.

Since that time, we gave Matt year one to screw with, right? The line was bad; we didn’t have a good running back, no good receivers. The defense stunk. We had a new coach. The net result; Matt had an ugly, quarterback rating of 69.9, 2,924 yards throwing, 16 touchdowns and 16 interceptions.

OK, it was his first year with the Chiefs.

Then came last year. He was much better with a 93.0 passer rating, 3,116 yards, 27 touchdowns, and only seven interceptions. Sounds good, a division title, pro bowl. 

What a year, right? Wrong.

Matt is 6’4" 230 Pounds. He’s a seven year pro. Matt was drafted in the seventh round in 2005, He even threw two touchdowns for the Pats in 2005. He played in 12 games from 2005-2006. And he’s gonna be 30 this year.

This ain’t no kid. He should be on top of his game by now. The clock is running out.

Oh, about last year…

Come on, a ton of his yards came in games that didn’t matter. Like Denver beating us there four million to seven. He threw for 20,000 meaningless yards to D-Bowe for his 40 TD’s that year. Please.

Here’s the stat that is scary:  Matt came in LAST for throws over 20 yards that were completed. LAST IN THE NFL. LAST.

He ain’t no Elway, Montana, Aaron, Manning, Big Ben, or even Trent Green (God help us). I

n fairness to the heir apparent to Len Dawson on Chiefs TV broadcasts, Trent Green was a good team manager. He had some nice moments and games. In fact, other than Dawson, Trent was the only good quarterback we kinda developed here. Yes, I know we got him from St. Louis and Lenny from the Steelers in 1877, but we have drafted nobody as quarterback in more than half a century that worked out.

Grbac was the only QB who even got close to being a star and we know how you guys love him.

Matt has a soft arm. He’s very slow to get the ball out. He doesn’t seem to always see the field and you can see when things fail for him. It’s the line or it’s the receiver’s fault – he doesn’t say it, but his body language and eyes tell us that.

A good or great quarterback makes it happen.

It’s HIS job to make it happen. Matt to this point in time can’t do that.

YOU WILL NEVER WIN A BIG ONE WITH A QUARTERBACK WHO CANNOT TAKE OVER A BIG GAME NEVER.

So unless Matt THE FRANCHISE has a career year this year, he ain’t the guy.

So unless we see a huge improvement – I mean huge – last year was b.s.and the entire NFL knows that. So don’t give me this division winning crap. By season’s end we were IN THE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE as far as good teams.

No, we were not a real playoff team and Matt stunk it up. Our entire team stunk it up.

We looked like a joke and the rest of the league knows that. We DID NOT DESERVE TO BE THERE.

I believe this will be Matt’s second to last year here. Again, he can prove me wrong,

I like the man, but he has been a huge bust. Huge. Scott and Todd were counting on him. They know everything I’m writing here is right on. I’m certain this is how they feel right now, too.  That Matt is keeping them down. We have talent building on defense, we need a quarterback to help build a couple receivers now.

COME ON MATT, let’s git ‘er done boy!
 

Posted in Craig_Glazer | Tagged | 33 Comments

Donnelly: KC’s Best Pro Team Wins Again, Does It Vermes’ Way

 

Sporting Kansas City team huddleRemember when Sporting Kansas City head coach Peter Vermes was considered a dead man walking?

It seems so distant, but in reality it was about two and a half months ago.  Sporting was mired in a horrific road trip and struggled to earn any points.  Players worked hard, but confessed that always being “the enemy” was starting to sap their energy. 

After a particularly lackluster showing, club president Robb Heineman called in unannounced to 810 Sports and admitted live and on the air that the team was underperforming.  He stopped just short of calling SKC’s performance embarrassing, but he did mention that anything short of the playoffs could/would result in heads rolling. 

That was then…

Kei Kamara goal vs DCAfter Sunday night’s crucial 1-0 win over DC United – one that many Sporting players called the biggest game of the year – KC find themselves sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference, solidly in the playoffs if the season were to end today. 

How have Sporting KC done it?  Is the turnaround solely the result of finally getting to play some home games in their new stadium?  Certainly, that is a huge part of it. 

Since opening LIVESTRONG, KC has lost there only once, and that loss was fluky as hell, with Seattle scoring two goals in stoppage time to win 2-1 after trailing all game long.

The raucous atmosphere provided consistently by the Cauldron and 15,000 other fans does make a difference.   Almost everyone, from players to coaches to commentators, has taken notice not only of the volume of the chants, but also of the quality of the stadium. 

After Sunday’s game, DC United goalkeeper Joe Willis almost got aroused when asked about LIVESTRONG:

“The stadium is unbelievable, it’s the best I’ve ever seen in the MLS. I loved playing here, but unfortunately the night didn’t turn out the way we wanted. It was a cool stadium and a cool experience. “

So that’s that.  But more important is the way Sporting is playing right now.  Let me explain

Peter Vermes’ first full season as head coach was last year, and he decided that SKC would play an up-tempo, aggressive brand of attacking soccer, focusing on getting his players as far up the pitch as early and often as possible.  Omar Bravo celebrates vs Toronto FC

Vermes’ teams would no longer be content to let the other team possess the ball and knock it around the back.  No, the opposing defenders would constantly be put under pressure, forcing them to make quick decisions that lead to turnovers in KC’s attacking third.  Naturally, he needed some speedy and athletic attackers to do this job, so last year he drafted Teal Bunbury, and this year CJ Sapong.  Then throw into that mix Kei Kamara and Omar Bravo.  

This approach was an adjustment from the previous regime, and it took some players awhile to adjust to the new system.  Some never did, according to All Star defender Matt Besler, and they were sent packing. 

"I think this year we understand what he [Vermes] wants from us and we understand what it takes to get to the next level, so we’re all on the same page this year," said Besler of the high pressure philosophy.  "Anytime you have change, there’s just some guys who don’t do well with change…"  Besler paused contemplatively for a second, before biting his tongue and adding simply, "Yeah… yeah."

Now that the dead weight has been cut, it’s remarkably easy to see Vermes’ vision coming to fruition on the field.  The club is playing an exciting, attractive brand of soccer that makes the memory of some of the debacles I witnessed over the past few years at Community America Ballpark seem like ancient history. 

Kei Kamara vs DC UnitedEven friends who love soccer but begrudgingly followed the Wizards the past few years are impressed.  You know the ones, guys who wake up early on the weekend to catch all the EPL action.  Guys who record La Liga games and watch them over and over.  Guys who post on message boards like BigSoccer.com.  Guys who have worn out three controllers playing FIFA2011.  Guys that own several scarves.   

You know, those guys.  

But even they’re coming around.  One of these guys recently went so far as to say that Sporting “is an exciting team to watch.”

Exciting team?!?

That’s some high praise right there, especially when you think way back to last season when they were playing on a postage stamp, amassing an 11-13-6 record, and missing the playoffs.

And I couldn’t agree more.  Are there still some issue?  For sure (I’m looking at you Teal). 

But is Sporting Kansas City the best pro team in KC right now, with the most legitimate shot at making a deep playoff run? 

No doubt.  

Posted in Sporting_Kansas_City | Tagged | 4 Comments