Hearne: Rainy Day Retro News Review; Babe Bartenders, Royals Nix Nuptials & Soggy Sections

Quicksilver_Messenger_Service-Happy_Trails_(album_cover)“And USA Today – for the younger people – is some sort of website that’s printed out on large paper”

—-  Bill Maher

I was talking to a senior Kansas City Star staffer yesterday about the uncertain future of newspapers when they reminded me of how vinyl records and typewriters have come back in recent years. The idea being that, like that New York Times TV ad, it can be hip for a handsomely-attired, 30-something dude to be seen with an actual newspaper instead of lockstepping it with the laptop and iPad lemmings.

Interesting concept, except the so-called revival of turntable owners is infinitesimally small compared to the number of folks enjoying their music digitally.

And of course, there’s the Green Factor – something Paul Wilson dismisses and disdains as merely politically correct (news flash!). Not to mention the expense and time delay of gathering, editing and publishing the news then delivering it to somebody’s office or driveway.

Pony Express, anyone?

Which brings me to my retro habit of pouring through the Kansas City Star newspaper each day. Continue reading

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Hearne: Richard Pryor’s Daughter Rain a Pain

UnknownAt some point being the kid of somebody famous ceases to matter much…

One would think, anyway. Because the kid’s career either takes off or it doesn’t. And I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that at age 44, comedian Richard Pryor‘s daughter Rain is hardly a household word.

Just saying.

That said, the singer / comic with an ultra short resume – most of her seven awards were bestowed upon her by the NAACP and minor entertainment or literary organizations – almost landed a gig here with Stanford’s Comedy Club. Continue reading

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New Jack City: CinemaCon 2014 — Hollywood On Steroids

50shades_glamour_13nov13_pr_b_262x393Note to naysayers…

If the movie industry is in trouble you sure couldn’t tell at last week’s huge international CinemaCon convention in Las Vegas.

Not only did this year’s annual exhibitor-distributor love fest break all previous attendance records, the convention’s accompanying mega-size trade show was completely sold out.

So what’s it all mean?

A renewed confidence in not only America’s, but the world’s growing appetite for the movie going experience.

To that end theater exhibitors the world over are updating their cinemas with the latest in digital-visual and sound delivery systems, more luxurious and upscale in-theater offerings and a renewed concentration on NEW theater construction.

And Kansas City is a good example of this resurgence. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Royal Tearjerker, Sex & The City, JOCO Health

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Hearne: Starlight Theatre to Soar with Concerts in Wake of Last Year’s Coup

chelsea_handler_wallpaper_2-otherAll eyes are on Starlight Theatre following a coup last year…

A questionable coup that sent the capable Denton Yockey packing. Yockey was the successor to Bob Rohlf, the dude who teamed with former Kansas City Chiefs head guy Jack Steadman to save the iconic outdoor theater and preserve a Kansas City institution.

Among other issues, insiders say Starlight’s difficult-to-get-along-with board wanted more concerts to go with the five live theater events Starlight puts on every summer.

 

Mission accomplished on the concerts…

However all eyes are on fixed the bread and butter musicals Yockey reportedly booked prior to his departure. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Zusi, Dwyer Will Sporting to 3-2 Comeback Win at Colorado

Embedded image permalinkSporting Kansas City traveled to the Mile High City Saturday for an afternoon game against the Colorado Rapids.

And it was a game that turned out to be the most entertaining of the young season, though the first half was forgettable as the two squads went to the locker room at the half locked at 0-0.

The second period was a different story with 5 goals scored between the two squads.

That includes a stoppage time, 92nd minute winner from sub Dom Dwyer that he absolutely crushed into the top netting over the head of Colorado keeper John Berner.   Continue reading

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Hearne: What Would Paul Wilson Say?

malaysia-air-777-370Pardon me while I stand in (ever briefly) for the missing in action Paul Wilson

Remember him? The writer dude who likes to mix it up with that Harley character in the comments section, and who fancies himself as some sorta kinder, gentler, more erudite Craig Glazer. You know, a “well coiffed scribe.”

Anyway, if Wilson were able to dig his you-know-what out of the vacation dust, undoubtedly he would have something to say about the month long overload and overkill by CNN covering Malaysian Flight 370. Frankly, I shudder to even mention it, given the ridiculous amount of  practicality news-free coverage this story has gotten.

However, I think we’re beginning to see a bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Continue reading

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Hearne: AMC Town Center / Cinetopia Showdown Fast Approaching

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Wars can be a good thing…

Not the ones where people die. I’m talking about the ones that pit one business against another. Sometimes it can be in the form of a price war, other times a battle to see who can provide the best product or services.

And for the past several months local movie theater powerhouse AMC Theatres has been furiously readying it’s Leawood Town Center 20 to do battle this summer with formidable competitor Cinetopia and its coming-very-soon Overland Park 18 movieplex.

This one could get ugly, ladies and gentlemen.

And based upon my sampling of AMC’s redo,  Cinetopia may already be poised to win this war.

Seriously. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Fall & Rise of Jason Whitlock

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At long last.

“I’m not saying he’s Bryant Gumbel, but at least he’s showing up,”  says sports guru Craig Glazer. “There’s no point in my guessing his salary, but I think he’s making some halfway decent money now.”

Not long ago, that wasn’t the case.

“If you go back three or so years ago when Jason left the Star and Nick Wright said he was going to make millions of dollars, obviously Nick was wrong. That was somewhat naive of Nick Wright and the number he gave out was outrageous because people like me knew better that those numbers were pretty dicey. Bloggers don’t make that kind of money – even working for the big boys like ESPN and Fox – unless you are an established, big name player.”

However things have changed since the big fella returned to ESPN last year, Glazer says. Continue reading

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Hearne: Trouble on the Network

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Apparently I’m one of an elite few that this has never happened to…until recently. Whereupon the excellent staffers at the Apple Store on the Plaza totally made things right in mere minutes, before my very eyes no less.

Unfortunately the story doesn’t end there.

Because I apparently inadvertently elected the incorrect option on my back up drive  – an Apple Time Machine – setting in motion a complex correction course that even the geniuses at the Apple store took days to unravel. And thank goodness I didn’t take the computer back home and try and do it myself, because if it took the Apple experts three days to fix things, I’ll count the $99 it cost as money well spent. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Alejandro Escovedo @ Knuckleheads, St. Vincent @ Liberty Hall, Arlo Guthrie @ Liberty Hall

Ms. Lauryn Hill TicketsThe big news in the KC music scene right now is the appearance of Lauryn Hill this summer at the Uptown Theater.

After exploding onto the scene and winning five Grammys with her debut album, Hill’s career took some weird turns, including a self-imposed exile, writing a screenplay about Bob Marley, and a stint in prison for failing to pay around a million dollars in taxes.

Though she never came close to replicating the success of her first record, there’s still an aura about her, a belief that she is one of the greats, for some reason.  If you want to get into the show, I’d get in line now.  Tickets go on sale tomorrow (3/28)… Continue reading

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Leftridge: Bring on the Baseball

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But all phlegming aside, it’s hard to beat this time of year. The weather is changing, the birds are singing, and optimistic and delusional (and sometimes both) Kansas City Royals’ fans are ebullient with the prospect of a World Series victory… or a playoff spot… or, at the very least, a winning season.

Last season’s triumphs tucked securely under their arms like the newspaper under the arm of a fat man heading into the restroom in order to unleash the fury, the boys forge on, ready to capitalize on their first winning season in a decade.

How do I think they’ll do? I’m glad you asked. Continue reading

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Hearne: A Gentleman’s Club in Downtown Lawrence? Could Happen

speakeasyWhat’s in a word?

Plenty when it comes to words like “gentlemen’s club” and “speakeasy.” Because while the definition of the former, for example, “is a members-only private club of a type originally set up by and for British upper class men in the 18th century,” in today’s parlance it has more to do with very ungentlemanly dudes who paw scantily clad or nude women as they dance provocatively in darkened rooms.

Speakeasy on the other hand, refers to “an establishment that illegally sells alcoholic beverages. Such establishments came into prominence in the United States during the Prohibition era.”

However these days it generally refers to retro style bars that serve classic cocktails to, you know, gentlemen – not strip club habitués.

The $64 million dollar question: which of those definitions will apply to a basement restaurant/bar expected to in about 30 days in downtown Lawrence at 7 East 7th Street.

Lucky Seven, right?  Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Scathing ‘BAD WORDS’ Delivers On Title!

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And count on  BAD WORDS getting pretty dark when it comes to laughs.

Not only did Jason Bateman direct and co-produce this mean-spirited comedy, he stars in it as well.

In BAD WORDS Bateman plays Guy Trilby, a 40 year old with a photographic memory who finds a technical loophole in the rules and promptly enters–and HIJACKS—the National Spelling Bee. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star Columnist Suggests Plan to Discriminate Against Black Youth

33PuD.Em.81Nanny state, anyone?

It’s hard to imagine that a “minority” newspaper columnist would demand that an independent business discriminate against poor, young black kids, but that’s exactly what the Kansas City Star‘s Mary Sanchez did in her column, “Let’s Deal With The Rowdy Youths.”

“Create the environment for chaos, bear the responsibility when the shots are fired and the punches are thrown,” Sanchez begins. “That should be the standard. It doesn’t matter whether the problems are at the zoo during free days, outside Cinemark theaters on the Country Club Plaza or anywhere else in town. The draw is free or cheap. Deal with what shows up.”

I get it. Make things affordable at your own risk and you’re on the hook for bad behavior.

That’s a pretty sweeping statement when you think about it. Continue reading

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