Wizards new name is SPORTING KANSAS CITY. I had listeners call and tell me how they’re sporting Kansas City. Some of the responses:
I have a Chiefs tattoo on my right bicep.
I choked on a rib and had to be resuscitated.
I gained 30 pounds in the past 8 months.
I never walk a block away when I can drive.
Kansas City is trying to get the jump on snow removal this year by installing GPS devices in snow plow trucks. Let’s hope they come with a built-in alarm in case the city workers decide to take a nap on the side of the road.
A parking attendant in New Mexico ticketed a car three times before noticing a dead woman slumped in the front seat. The attendant has been promoted Plaza Security Patrol.
Union Station had a 26-foot-tall artificial tree installed for Christmas this year. The tree is made from recycled plastic parts from broken exhibits at Science City.
