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Star beams: Madonna, The Pope, Chiefs & Blood Moon

NASA confirms Mars has limited flowing water on the surface…or as we like to call it:  California.                                               … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Mad Bum, Frack ‘Em, Red Light Refund & Shuttlecock Love

I can’t tell if I’m shaking because of the temperature or the FRACKING EARTHQUAKES.                                                     … Continue reading

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Star beams: UPS Drivers Top Alex Smith, Chiefs Put Out Call to Sung Woo Lee & Hillary Alerts

Chiefs quarterback Alex Smith has what my wife calls the “Kelly Urich Syndrome.”  He has trouble going deep.                                ******* Why is it the Chiefs can’t … Continue reading

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Star beams: ‘Spirit in the Sky’ Day, Cheap Gas & a Tale of Two Bills

Royals designated hitter Billy Butler accepted an offer from the Oakland A’s.  He’ll be selling hot dogs in section 320.                                         … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Boulevard’s Chocolate Beer, Packing at Shawnee Mission & Stampeding at KU

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Starbeams: Scientific Spying, Airline Rip Offs & Top Gun 2

The former director of the Kansas City Airline History Museum has been charged with stealing $51,000 from the museum. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Eat Mo Cow & Mile High Obama

You know you’ve been living in Kansas City too long when the American Royal Livestock Show makes you hungry. *******

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Starbeams: The TOP 5 GOALS OF AN ESCAPED 300 POUND APE NAMED SUE

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Starbeams: Hot Dog Race Day at the K, Shot at Old Station & White Shadow Alert

The Kansas City Royals are ready to deal their only star player? Continue reading

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Starbeams: Mark Alford’s Tattoo, Carnahan Blackout, Field of Greens, Down & Out in Joco

Democrats are pulling money from Robin Carnahan because it doesn’t appear she will be able to catch Roy Blunt. Continue reading

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Starbeams: The Eyes of Kelly Were Upon Them

Just back from Houston where I was Continue reading

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Starbeams: Lady Gaga, KC Cops & Dwayne Bowe’s Slipped Grip

Monday turned so chilly that I’m thinking of buying one of Lady Gaga’s meat suits *******

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Starbeams: Leawood Apple Store Mugged, No Parking & Roy Blunt a Raiders Fan?

The Leawood Apple store was robbed Thursday morning at 3 a.m. I was planning on robbing it at 2:30 a.m. but there was already a line.

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Starbeams: Danger at Gates, Close but no Shot Clock at Sprint Center, TWA & IRS

An area of Kansas City between Paseo and Troost ranks as the 23rd most dangerous in the nation, according to a new survey. Continue reading

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Starbeams: KC Pulls Up Short on Meth Hit list, KC’s Miss Earth, Red Dawn & Tour de BBQ

A report outlining the number of meth busts in each county in Missouri was released and it’s safe to say St. Louis is the METH CAPITAL of the state. With a mere 39 busts around KC last year, compared to hundreds near St. Louis. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Flush Creek Blues, Paris Burns Hallmark & Survival in Northland

A $2.5 billion project to replace Kansas City’s over-the-hill sewage system was approved Monday.

It will take 25 years to complete. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Queen to Shawnee Mission, Sleepy Water Workers, Taliban in Prairie Village &

The Shawnee Mission West band was invited by the Queen of England to perform for the New Year’s Parade in London. Not gonna happen. Thanks to redistricting London is now part of Shawnee Mission East.

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Starbeams: Moving on Up in Platte County. Frozen Clickers & Blockbuster Busted

Platte County has been voted one of the Top 100 Best Communities for Young People, according to Collin Powell’s America’s Promise Alliance. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Rams Worse Than Royals? Aggie Uncovered?

The Chiefs are in first place at 2-0 as the Broncos, Chargers and even Raiders got victories yesterday in our division. Continue reading

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Starbeams: IHOP vs IHOP, Trader Joe’s, Hallmark Mothers & Worlds of Speeding Busts

International House of Pancakes is suing a Kansas City based company because of name infringement. Continue reading

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