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Starbeams: Brian Williams Grammy, James Shields a Padre & Inhaling Chocolate

Another year without a Grammy tribute to Rick Astley…I give up.                                               ******* NBC News Brian Williams just … Continue reading

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Star beams: Cosby, Anyone? Lululemon Alert

You know it’s going to be a long Super Bowl party when the bartender is Bill Cosby.                                               … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Sprint’s Super Bowl Apology, KC Streetcars & Kelly’s Dog

Overland Park based Sprint will return to the Super Bowl with an ad that will run during the 3rd quarter. If Sprint wants to get really popular, they need to invent the UNSEND MY TEXT service.         … Continue reading

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Star beams: Tom Brady Hot Air, Billy Wear & Drone Gate

A locker room attendant is a person of interest in the Deflate Gate controversy.  The guy says he thinks the media is blowing this way under proportion. ******* New England quarterback Tom Brady‘s kids say they’re afraid to play in … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Hallmark’s R-Rated Crayons, Emanuel Cleaver Broke & Peyton’s Retirement

A weekend hacking incident involving its Facebook page has Crayola apologizing to upset kids and parents.  Hackers took control of the company’s social media web page and posted dozens of links to R-rated sites along with sexual jokes.  Crayola is … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Mad Bum, Frack ‘Em, Red Light Refund & Shuttlecock Love

I can’t tell if I’m shaking because of the temperature or the FRACKING EARTHQUAKES.                                                     … Continue reading

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Star beams: UPS Drivers Top Alex Smith, Chiefs Put Out Call to Sung Woo Lee & Hillary Alerts

Chiefs quarterback Alex Smith has what my wife calls the “Kelly Urich Syndrome.”  He has trouble going deep.                                ******* Why is it the Chiefs can’t … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Kathie Lee Fingers Cosby, Sprint-NASCAR Divorce, New AMC Movie Deal

Kathie Lee Gifford says Bill Cosby once tried to kiss her.  I’m going to defend Bill on this one.  HE must have been drunk.                                 … Continue reading

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Star beams: P&L Red Light Zone, Bill Cosby, NASA & Making Whoopi

The historic Power and Light Building will be renovated with some apartments going for as much as $3,500 a month.  If you’re a woman you can make that money back quickly via that giant flashing red light.         … Continue reading

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Star beams: Turkey Pardons, Foil Cars, Flashing Lights & Bill Cosby

That’s the last time I attend the mayor’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony wearing a slutty skirt.                                                   … Continue reading

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Star beams: ‘Spirit in the Sky’ Day, Cheap Gas & a Tale of Two Bills

Royals designated hitter Billy Butler accepted an offer from the Oakland A’s.  He’ll be selling hot dogs in section 320.                                         … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Botched Anthem, Rob Lowe, Steve Perry & Kristen Stewart

Hey Aaron Lewis!  I’m watching a movie on Netflix and it’s so gallantly streaming!                   ******* The Earth’s magnetic field may flip in the next 50 years.  Scientists say it should coincide … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Christopher Columbus, Christopher Elbow, Joe Montana

Happy Christopher Columbus Day.  Time to party like it’s 1499!                                            ******* I’m hoping the Royals play the Giants so … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Ray Rice, Harassment KC Style & Chiefs ‘Wonderland’

What Ray Rice did in that elevator was wrong on so many levels.  But am I the only one who thinks the elevator company deserves credit for the door not closing on her head?     ******* Kansas City, Missouri is considering a … Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘The Point’ Most Listened to Station in KC August Radio Ratings

A pair of surprises top an otherwise sleepy August radio ratings book… For starters, Entercom’s The Point 99.7 FM has come into it’s own and is now the most listened to station in the Kansas City market with a cume of 528,800 … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Death of Joan Rivers & Free Speech, Red Friday, David Lawrence Naked

Ten years from now there will be no comics like Joan Rivers because the world will be so politically correct, our vocabulary will be reduced to 50 words that don’t offend people.                   … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Dumb Ways to Say ‘Missouri,” Virgin Kid Corral & Robin Williams

  I’m traveling to Ferguson, Missouri this weekend to protest…Governor Jay Nixon saying Missouruh, instead of Missouri.                                               … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Loni Does 69, Jeff Gordon & Amtrak Do 43, Sprint Flounders

The good news!  Sprint is about to name a new C.E.O. The bad:  It’s that Royals fan from South Korea.                                         … Continue reading

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Starbeams: ‘Slawgate’ @ The Uptown & Timberlake Upstages Prez

I think we all learned about one pressing issue facing the nation from President Obama during his visit to Kansas City:  If you want slaw, never show up late to Arthur Bryant’s.                     … Continue reading

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Starbeams: Snakebit in Lenexa, Top 5 Ways to Spot a Joco Rattlesnake

Fifteen  year-old Roy Christiansen had quite a surprise while walking down a sidewalk in Lenexa when a rattlesnake bit his leg!  He received 11 vials of anti-venom and spent two days at Children’s Mercy Hospital.
Experts say snakes are attracted to rodents being attracted to our lawn sprinklers during this hot, dry summer.

The Top 5 Ways to Spot a Johnson County Rattlesnake:

#5.  It hibernates in Fiji.

#4.  Natural environment includes traffic islands.

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