Starbeams: Saving Indian Springs, Acid test, Barry Bonds ‘Juiced’ & Quaked

shutterstock_949547051I’ve decided that I’m cool with saving KCI. Then again, I’m also a proponent of bringing back Indian Springs Mall.

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A 12-story office complex has been proposed for the area just north of Seventh Church of Christ, Scientist.  That may come in handy for when they need to pray for approval from “Friends of the Plaza.”

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A Florida woman was hospitalized after eating meat from a grocery store that was laced with LSD.  I believe I speak for everyone when I say, “How do I get in touch with her butcher?”

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Hearne: Adios KU, Lawrence — Bill Self NBA Bound

the glazeThe handwriting’s on the wall…

And sooner, rather than later. Vaunted KU basketball coach Bill Self is not long for this world – that being Lawrence – says sports handicapper Craig Glazer of Stanford & Sons.

“It just makes sense, he’s pretty much done all he can do there in college basketball,” Glazer says. “We all know his marriage is in trouble and probably won’t survive. And he just has that NBA persona. He’s great with the media. He’s an attractive person. And KU probably has more players in the NBA than anybody else in college basketball.

“Bill has a knack of getting all these one-and-done, 18 year-olds who go on to the NBA and get drafted in the first round. He’s become almost a professional, college coach. He’s the king of one-and-done players like Andrew Wiggins. The McDonald’s All Americans want to play for Bill Self because he’s proven that his teams are very good and they get lots of national attention. Continue reading

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Hearne: Dial ‘T’ for Murder in Lawrence

GOMEZAs sleepy smaller cities go, Lawrence ranks right up there with the best of em…

At least when it comes to murder. That is until last summer, says Lawrence police spokesman  Sgt. Trent  McKinley.

“Since July we’ve had five homicides,” McKinley says. “And we had a couple that miraculously did not end up resulting in deaths but were very, very serious. Prior to that we went a couple years without any.”

Leading to the obvious – yet unanswerable question – why?

“I’ve been asked that several times lately,” McKinley says. “But in all of these – with the exception of the one in March that we don’t know yet – these were people who were known to each other.”

In other words, just the luck of the draw.

That said, some locals point the finger of blame westward. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Seattle Beats KC With Last Second Goal. Again.

Well, it happened again.  At this point I think it’s fair to call it a curse.

Since the Seattle Sounders joined MLS, they’ve beaten KC 7 times.  Five of those wins have come via a second half, stoppage time, game winning goal.

Kind of unbelievable, really.

“It seems to happen for us a lot against them,” remarked Sounders main man Sigi Schmid after the last second garbage goal locked up a 1-0 win for his squad.  “It’s what Peter Vermes said to me after the game, ‘You guys do this to us every time.'” Continue reading

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Hearne: Is The Power & Light District’s Jones Pool Kaput?

Top-10-Worlds-Most-Shocking-Fountains-boy-urinatingWhat’s that expression?

Don’t believe anything you read (or hear) and only half of what you see. Sounds like a perfect fit for what Stanford & Sons main man Craig Glazer says he was told about The Jones Pool downtown this past weekend at the Woodside Health & Tennis Club in Westwood.

“Apparently they closed the business quietly right after the summer,” Glazer says. “I know they must have had some issues, because last summer I didn’t hear anything about it. No promotions like the one I got Jimmie “JJ “Walker to host two or three summers ago. And some Chiefs players had a couple of events there that I went to, but I didn’t hear anything last summer, it was really quiet. And I was talking to a staffer at Woodside and he said, ‘Did you hear that the Jones Pool closed?’ And he told me they’re going to turn it into some kind of 24Hour Fitness thing.”

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Hearne: Whatever Happened to the Bill Self Scandal?

BillSelfBeautifulA year ago KU was suffering from a bad case of, is Bill Self‘s marriage on the rocks…

Here’s what I wrote about it last summer on Lawrence Confidential:

“That Kansas basketball coach Bill Self allegedly had been kicked out of his seven-figure Lawrence home by wife Cindy and was holed up in one of the town’s ritziest condo buildings.

“And that – almost more astonishing than even that – he allegedly had been seeing one of my nearby neighbors in West Lawrence.

“That’s the talk anyway and it’s the talk of the town.”

Talk of the town, indeed. Continue reading

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Hearne: All Quiet Along The ‘All That Glitters’ Front

il_570xN.210784959Still no return calls from the KC Jeweler alleged to be in dire straights with the law… 

Which is understandable in that while it’s believed something is going down behind the scenes, as experts have explained, these sorts of things can unfold in many different ways over considerable periods of time. And were KC Confidential to literally barge in, in the middle of things, who knows what direction the situation could spin off into.

As for how the story came to light, another Kansas City jeweler claiming to be owed money by the jeweler in question was the source. Continue reading

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Leftridge: TV Time: Just in Time for Easter, ABC Premieres Resurrection

resurrectionUpon first hearing about ABC’s new sci-fi drama Resurrection, my first thought was, “oh. OK. So… Walking Dead, but without the hilariously graphic violence due to network television limitations.” Then, I read a very brief synopsis—“dead people come back to life”—and my second thought was, “oh. OK. So, Pet Semetary, only with people instead of cats and junk. Well, except for the part where Gage comes back as a sinister, scalpel-wielding toddler and the main guy’s wife comes back with a bitchin’ head wound.”

The more I read, however, leads me to believe that it will be neither. It seems to be a little more character-driven and mostly absent of ghoulishness. (The recently reinvigorated dead won’t have sloughing-off skin and beetles crawling out of their noses, or anything.)  I still don’t know that I’m 100% SOLD, but I’m willing to give it a shot with Sunday night’s premiere. Here’s why. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Royals’ Surprise Report (Surprise, I’m Not There)

eHEj7.St.81Once upon a time, John Lamb was the future of the Royals. He threw a vicious fastball with movement, and he did it with his left hand. Baseball America said he was the 18th best prospect in 2011. Shortly after their proclamation, his elbow exploded and he had the ol’ Tommy John. Last year, he struggled, posting an ERA well over 5 in Class A Wilmington. After showing promise in a couple of early Spring Training outings—his fastball was again creeping into the mid 90s—he relapsed. Saturday against the Brewers, he struggled with his speed, his command and everything else, giving up four runs in the first and failing to make it out of the inning.

This is sad not because he was expected to be a big part of this year’s team, but holy shit would he have made a fantastic story AND an unexpected 2014 addition.

But, alas. Continue reading

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Hearne: Whatever Happened to Former TV 9 Weather Dude Joel Nichols?

546008_407191159300128_1004007719_nIt’s not easy being an aging weather wonk…

Not to be confused with a meteorologist. Times have changed and the days when sappy, fun-loving weathermen and comely, buxom weather babes could plight their troughs in the the wide world of TV weather. These days it’s an Olympic sport and if you don’t have the science chops, odds are you’re not gonna make it in a major market – not even one as small as Kansas City.

So it is that longtime Channel 9 cloud kicker Joel Nichols has been missing in action on the local TV weather front for coming up on three months.  Somewhat obviously he’s not been snapped up by the competition at Channels 4,5 or 41. Still inquiring minds want to know the what, where, when and whyfors of the affable Nichols future career aspirations.

Which brings us to an email from a KCC reader who thinks Nichols may have gotten on full time at Johnson Country Community College. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Middle Class Rut @ Czar Bar, Sharon Jones @ Liberty Hall, Dr. Dog @ Liberty Hall

I need to get into the beer festival business.Kansas Crafter Brewers Expo

No, I don’t want to actually brew the beer, I just want to invite a bunch of other people who brew the beer to show up with the beer.  Then I’ll put tickets up for sale for $30-ish or so, sit back and relax.  And drink some of the beer, of course.

This Saturday is the Kansas Craft Brewers Expo at Abe & Jake’s Landing in Lawrence.  Tickets online cost about $36 after all the fees and stuff.  And it sold out in a matter of minutes, for two different 3-hour sessions.  There are currently zero tickets available for purchase on Stubhub, and on Craigslist there are a few that are listed at over $60 per.

Then yesterday came word that Boulevard’s version of the event sold out in a matter of minutes at $75 a pop.  Granted, I think that includes some food as well, but still.

I’m starting to think that people around these parts really like beer… Continue reading

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Hearne: Why Kansas City Won’t Get the Republican Convention

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There’s a reason Kansas City will not be getting the 2016 Republican Convention and it’s a lousy one, insiders say. Because KC mayor Sly James – a Dem by any other name – kicked “public affairs and corporate campaigns expert” Cathy Nugent – a Republican – to the curb in the city’s bid to land the big dance for the Cowtown.

“I don’t think Kansas City has a chance in hell of getting the Republican Convention now because of the way they played the game,” says one prominent civic leader. “They didn’t play the game ethically. They took an individual who spent two years trying to get the Republican Convention for Kansas City and then the mayor fucked up and got somebody else and took the process in house with another local Democrat and hired Kit Bond‘s wife to be a token Republican.” Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘300: Rise Of An Empire’—Bloodbath Gone Wild

1394061594000-Eva001We’ve all heard of an EXTREME screen, but nothing that I’ve seen in recent memory prepared me for the visual bloodbath of 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE

It’s the follow-up to the Zach Snyder-directed 2007 graphic, box office hit ‘300.’

Take note though that here Snyder turns the directorial chores over to Noam Murro (‘Smart People’) and sticks instead to co-producing and co-writing.

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE pits Themistocles against the massive Persian forces led by mortal-turned god Xerxes and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.

And this time the filmmakers of the epic saga have set most of the stylistic action on a fresh battlefield—the high sea—as Greek general Themistocles now attempts to unite all of Greece by leading a charge that will change the course of the war.

(Actually it’s all pretty Greek to me.) Continue reading

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Hearne: A Bit of Shameless Handwringing for The Pitch

Screen Shot 2014-03-05 at 10.19.43 AMGuilty as charged…

Regular readers know every now and so often I saddle up and take a look at what’s left of Kansas City’s one-and-only alternative newsweekly, The Pitch. And, full disclosure, I did lead the charge during the Pitch’s key formative years evolving it from a record store rag into a news and entertainment weekly prior to a certain someone breaking their word and hanging me out to dry.

However those days are long gone and at this stage of the game there continues to be a genuine concern for the well-being and survival of The Pitch, and thus the future of alternative news and entertainment journalism in KC. Oh sure, we’ve got the Internet and me and Tony and Greg Hall and Jim Fitzpatrick and a smattering of comers and goers here and there.

And while that’s likely the future in some sense, none of us – not even all of us combined – come close to providing the wide spectrum of more comprehensive, quality reporting and content that even what’s left of The Pitch provides.I say, “what’s left,” because at only 36 pages a week and a scant 16 pages of what appear to be paid ads (well under the 50 percent minimum needed for survival), the handwriting’s on the wall.

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Hearne: Radar Love on the Rocks — Valentine One vs. Car & Driver, Escort

MIke-Valentine-1Think clash of the titans…

For more than 20 years inventor dude Mike Valentine‘s radar detector the Valentine One has more-or-less been the undisputed champion in the speeding ticket avoidance industry. An industry that came of age during the Richard Nixon administration in 1974 via the The Emergency Highway Energy Conservation Act which required states to enact a 55 miles-per-hour speed limit to receive federal funding for highway repair.

Now suddenly, according to a Car & Driver magazine’s latest radar test, the company Valentine helped start, Escort has overtaken the longtime champ.

Or has it?

“This magazine’s recent comparison of radar detectors reached an odd conclusion- that the elimination of false alarms ‘provides a higher level of real-world protection’ than you’d get from detailed information about those alarms,” Valentine writes in a full page ad in the April issue of Car & Driver. “I disagree strongly. Here’s why. GPS false alarm blocking systems fail the Murphy’s Law test.” Continue reading

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Sutherland: A Law of Unintended Consequences or The Homintern Rules

dwight!In 1989, the U.S. Supreme Court handed down what many saw as a troubling decision..

In Employment Division v. Smith, the Court held that an American Indian was not exempted from a criminal law prohibiting use of hallucinogenic drugs, even though peyote was used as part of the ritual of the Native American Church.  The Court, in a majority decision by Justice Scaglia, found that since the statute in question did not single out American Indians in its ban on hallucinogens, it was not unconstitutional under the First Amendment’s prohibition of restraints on the free exercise of religion. Continue reading

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Donnelly: It’s Time. Sporting Kicks Off This Saturday.

Not so long ago I was standing in my coveralls, huddled up with about 20,000 freezing fans at Sporting Park, watching Lovel Palmer drill one off the crossbar.

That chokejob sealed the deal for Sporting Kansas City.  The players stormed the field and hoisted the MLS Cup for the second time in franchise history.

Man, it was cold out.  That was less than three months ago.  Offseason?  What offseason?

And here we go again, folks.  KC’s season opener is this Saturday at the Seattle Sounders.  Here are a few thoughts, in no particular order of chronology or coherence. Continue reading

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