Hearne: Hedonism on KU Campus Revisted

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A year ago KC Confidential cast its aspersions on the alcohol policies of The Cave, a four level nightclub buried in the bowels of the fancy-schmancy new Oread hotel on the KU campus in Lawrence.

After staying there a year ago this past New Year’s Eve, it seemed all too obvious that the club appeared to be a haven for some of the wide open, college party bar excesses described by Maria Juarez here three years ago in her column, “Open Letter to Hawk Whores.” Continue reading

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Starbeams: BKS Snubs Streetcar, Missing Tip & Hocky Mask Love

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Hearne: The Downhill Slide of KU Basketball No One Wants to Talk About

UnknownOnce upon a time there were such things as school spirit

Back when movies were often black and white and people went to colleges near where they were from or had ideological connections to. And they played sports for those school’s teams. Undoubtedly allowances made for the jocks – they always are – but still the kids had to attend classes and get passing grades.

Pretty quaint, huh?

Larger schools drew larger talent pools and often fielded superior teams. And some schools specialized in sports like golf or ice hockey or even the un-American sport of soccer. And tiny midwestern flyover states like Kansas – however unlikely – managed to attain a measure of success in “major” sports like football, basketball, even track.

Ever heard of a kid from Wichita named Jim Ryun, the first high schooler to break the four minute mile in 1964?

Athletes usually went to college all four years (if they measured up) before turning pro and state university athletics officials were expected to be entirely ethical if they wanted to keep their jobs.

All of that of course was long before Joe Paterno and Lew Perkins.

And before the expression, “Just win, baby!”

Which brings us to the KU basketball of today and coach Bill Self…

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Donnelly: Sporting Hang on for First Win of the Season Against San Jose

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San Jose made the trip to chilly Sporting Park on Saturday, with both squads suffering tired legs from busy early season schedules that included CCL losses last week.

It wasn’t quite as cold as the championship game last year, but there was a frigid north wind howling through the stadium that helped escort out droves of fans at halftime.

Those fans should’ve stuck around, because early in the second half Sporting was awarded a penalty after the ball deflected through a scrum of players in the box, striking the arm of San Jose forward Steven Lenhart.  It was hard to tell exactly what happened live when the ref pointed to the spot. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Mizzou Loses Meth Crown, Wolf Turns 66 & the Branson Triangle

1190120-Branson_Missouri_BransonMissouri is no longer #1 for meth busts as Indiana has taken the top spot in the nation.  That completely screws up my bracket because I had Tennessee #1.

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CNN stud and my secret man-crush Wolf Blitzer turned 66 over the weekend.  No one can stretch out a missing airplane story quite like Wolf!

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Hearne: Scribe Calls Out Bill Self, KU for Mailing it in

wfDespite the early returns, it was never to be for Bill Self and KU and he knew it…

“I bet against them,” says sports handicapper Craig Glazer. “There was never a sense of urgency. They looked like a bunch of fat cats that knew they would be going to the NBA and it really didn’t matter that much. You could just smell the loss coming.

“They’re just too young and they’ve not been indoctrinated to play at this level. They’re not really a team. They haven’t played together long enough.”

That’s what KU gets for playing the One & Done card.

“The three best teams this year are Louisville, Wichita State and Florida,” Glazer says. “And what they have in common is a lot of juniors and seniors that have played together two or three years.”

There’s more… Continue reading

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Mancow: Two Hoofs Up from Mancow on ‘Budapest Hotel’

hero_GrandBudapestHotel-2014-1The Grand Budapest Hotel” is a moonlight swim in an enchanted, irretrievable past…
It’s a hallucinatory explosion of pinks, reds, and magentas that cling to grand traditions in an increasingly vulgar world.  Brilliantly conceived and directed. Visually an ornately miniaturized, historical epic that made me think of a Matryoshka doll, a Fabergé egg, a child-emperor’s birthday cake, and the world’s largest, loveliest dollhouse.

With commanding flair, Ralph Fiennes – who’s been so busy barking at 007 and terrorizing Harry Potter – hopscotches between charm and terror, formality and obscenity. His performance as the last great concierge embodies a shimmering nostalgia for Old World ways even as it makes light of them.

And after the last whiff of L’air de Panache engulfs you, what remains is a MASTERFUL illusion from a genius magician and my favorite Wes Anderson movie to date.  Continue reading

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Hearne: KFKF Tops February Radio Rankings…Again

farm_country_kingHere we go again…

The February 2014 Kansas City radio rankings are in for listeners age 6 and older. To be clear again up front, this is the broadest – and thus the most accurate – measure of radio listenership. However, it’s not the demographic used by stations to sell advertising targeting more specific demos like women 18 to 34 or men 25 to 54.

Now let’s get on with the show before you-know-who lurches in with his all-too-predictable “assessments.”

So the No. 1 radio station in Kansas City for February is… Continue reading

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Hearne: The Worst Italian Restaurant in KC/LA Area Closes

Screen Shot 2014-03-22 at 9.26.56 AMHey, it was good enough for former KU athletic director Lew Perkins

However when my wife and I sampled the Italian restaurant Intorno in Lawrence shortly after it opened a year and a half ago, it was beyond bad.

It sucked.

Unbeknownst to be until right before we got up to leave, Sweet Lew and his fam were in the booth directly behind us. And they gave Intorno multiple thumbs up. You know what they say about there being no accounting for taste. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Lorde @ Midland, Spoonfed Tribe @ Bottleneck

If you can rip yourself away from your TV and the college basketball tournament that’s currently sapping this country’s GDP by billions per second, then you’re a better man than I.

We’ve already had several OT games, and a bunch of upsets.

This might be the best long weekend of college sports of the year, aside from, perhaps the World Cup that’s taking place this summer in Brazil.  It’s pretty close for me.

Here’s a few non-sports items to check out this weekend… Continue reading

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Leftridge: Royals’ Rotation Figures to be a Mixed Bag

MLB: Kansas City Royals at Seattle MarinersTo the surprise of nobody—and to the consternation, perhaps, of only those who dislike things that are totally awesome—fire-balling phenom Yordano Ventura has officially been named as the final starter in the 2014 Kansas City Royals rotation. Call it the spring’s most “no-duh” moment, I suppose, but it’s one of those formalities that had to be addressed.

After a completely dominant, nearly unhittable campaign—15 strikeouts in 15 innings while only walking one, a WHIP lower than one, and a measly three earned runs—the 22-year-old Dominican will slide into the third spot in the rotation behind ace James Shields and new-hire Jason Vargas.

So if you’re needlepointing something to commemorate the season, the rotation is set  like this:

1) Shields

2) Vargas

3) Ventura

4) Jeremy Guthrie

5) Bruce Chen

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Jack Goes Confidential: Like A Fine Wine—‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

grand_budapest_hotel_0Seems like every year a certain little film comes along that’s being carefully nurtured by its distributor and eventually turns into a hit—right along with the major studio releases…

A good example would be last year’s THE WAY, WAY BACK.

This year’s candidate is the charming and melancholy melodrama interestingly titled THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL.

The film opened in limited runs on both coasts a couple of weeks ago.

Runs were expanded last week and the reception the film has received to date has been magnificent.

Translation: great reviews from the critics and some of the biggest ticket sales for an independently produced motion picture in ages. Continue reading

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Starbeams: KISS, Buttcoin, Westboro Baptist & Because You Care

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Hallmark has just issued a card that says, “I’m sorry for your loss” on the front. But upon opening jot plays “Celebration” by Kool and the Gang.

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KISS and Def Leppard are touring this summer, but surprisingly, no Kansas City date has been announced.  Regardless, I’m already making plans for the show.  I just called my chiropractor. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Breaking Up Apparently NOT So Hard to Do With Pay TV

imagesThis week marked a watershed moment in the world of pay TV providers…

For the first time in history they have suffered a loss of 105,000 customers. U.S. cable providers make up 94% of the market, and while they have lost customers each year, this is the first, true NET loss.

That means more customers went out the back door than came in the front.

Ars Technica said, “We’re at the beginning of a major historical shift from watching TV to watching video — including TV shows and movies — on the internet or on mobile devices.”

Who’s to blame?  Continue reading

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Donnelly: Sporting Embarrassed in Mexico, 5-1

Remember last week when Sporting KC boss Peter Vermes went off on his team for conceding a late goal against visiting FC Dallas?

“It’s unacceptable and it’s not who we are,” said Vermes at the time.

I wonder who Vermes thinks they are now, after a 5-1 beatdown at the hands of Mexican power Cruz Azul.  The brutal loss knocks KC out of the CCL, after they had beaten the Mexicans at Sporting Park last week, 1-0.   Continue reading

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Hearne: KC Madam Weighs in on Sex in the Cowtown

Sex_and_the_City_005About that mostly information-less examination of sex in Kansas City…

The Urban Institute’s recent eight city sex study was long on information and data on larger cities like Atlanta and Washington, D.C. but short on the specifics here in Kansas City.

Comes now-former KC madam Ginger Madison to critique the study and fill in a few of the blanks.

“Where did they find that pimps make five grand a week here?” Madison asks. “Because that’s totally what I made.”

Madison and her partner/ex confined their business mostly to KC and St. Louis. Continue reading

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New Jack City: B&B Rescues Kansas City Drive-In Theaters

Greaserama car show Rat Rods and moreKansas City is one of the top movie going markets in America on a per capita basis…

 Box office figures show peg ticket sales here at approximately 25% above the national average. Not bad for being the 34th media market, I’d say.

Then again, it’s not like we have a bunch of oceans and mountains to distract us.

And yes, we’re one of the very few markets remaining with SEVEN – count ’em – first run Drive-In screens in three citywide complexes.

However as late as last fall things didn’t look promising for some of our ozoners. Only one Drive-In—the BOULEVARD—had converted to digital projection.

And with Hollywood’s plan to rid the industry of all 35mm film prints in 2014 the pressure and price tag to convert the four screens of the I-70 Drive-In and two screens of the TWIN Drive-In were daunting – between $65,000 and $75,000 PER screen to update the projection equipment.

However matters came to a winning conclusion during this past off season when regional movie circuit B & B THEATRES stepped in to aquire both the I-70 and TWIN drive-ins from Independence based GLOBE CINEMAS. Continue reading

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Hearne: Jeweler Bails From Fancy JOCO Digs for Far Lesser Quarters

black_jewelry_display_caseA funny thing happened on a recent Friday after KCC’s Paul Wilson tried to make contact with a local jeweler embroiled in an ocean of controversial rumors…

If you recall, the jeweler’s offices were closed that day with a posting on the door advising of that and there were several packing boxes in the darkened entry. And just before Wilson left, he noticed what appeared to be an unmarked police vehicle with numerous communications antennas on it  in the parking lot.

Little did Wilson suspect that the jeweler – rumored to be behind on rent and facing eviction – would move out that very night, according to a source. Continue reading

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