Author Archives: Kelly Urich

Overland Park is the #1 city in the country to pick up single dads.  I knew putting that Hooters on Metcalf was a bad idea. ******* The Disc Golf circuit came through Kansas City over the weekend.  Players competed in … Continue reading →

The University of Kansas Athletics Department doesn’t want to shut down @KUboobs on Twitter, they just want the site to stop selling merchandise with the word “KU” on it.  I have a simple fix:  Tell them all KU merchandise stands … Continue reading →

A black bear sighting has been confirmed near Nevada, Missouri.  Experts say a black bear is very similar to a polar bear, except it’s a much better dancer. ******* Your iPhone has 20 times more bacteria than your toilet.  Michael … Continue reading →

An overturned tanker on I-70 near the stadiums is causing major traffic problems. The cause of the overturn is unknown, but police have ruled out a Royals home run ball. ******* Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly got busy with 7 women on … Continue reading →

Millions of wild pigs are causing problems to Missouri crops.  They’re also doing a number on all-you-can-eat buffet at Isle of Capri. ******* Michael Douglas says he thinks he got throat cancer from oral sex.  I was young!  I needed … Continue reading →

New Royals bumper sticker:  “Kansas City RoyaLOLs.” ******* The Royals have brought in George Brett to be their interim batting coach.  And the team will be flying now on Braniff and we’ll all drive Datsuns and everything will be okay! … Continue reading →

A movement is afoot to keep KCI the way it is, instead of updating the airport to be post 911 friendly.  The group also wants the world to know that “THEY LIKE IKE.” ******* The Royals are back below .500 … Continue reading →

A local group is launching a petition drive to oppose upgrading KCI.  I’m personally starting a petition to have all TSA searches done by the girl who works at Cinnabon. ******* 84% of Americans say they don’t like hipsters.  The … Continue reading →

Google Fiber is coming to Raytown and residents are scrambling to find a way to connect the Internet to CB radio. ******* FC Kansas City remains undefeated in Women’s Professional Soccer with a win over Seattle.  I think I speak … Continue reading →

Tim Tebow has received an offer from the Omaha Beef indoor football league to play for $75 a game.  For that kind of money he can come to Arrowhead and play KC Wolf. ******* SoftBank will not up its offer … Continue reading →

Twinkies will be available at local stores in 10 weeks as the Twinkie factory in Emporia will start production in eight weeks.  They want the Twinkies to sit on the shelves and age for a couple of weeks because people … Continue reading →

A group of Kansas City residents are trying to bring the prospect of a one-terminal airport to a citywide vote.  Meanwhile, a group of Ontario residents are voting whether or not to annex KCI. ******* It’s close to May and … Continue reading →

The first Boston Red Sox home game since the marathon bombing will be Friday night vs. the Royals.  Nothing lifts the spirits of Bostonians quite like having the Royals come to town. ******* Dish Network is making a bid to … Continue reading →

Harrison Ford was in town for the premiere of the Jackie Robinson movie “42.”  He plays Branch Rickey, a baseball owner obsessed with making money, regardless of what everyone else thought.  His role was especially enjoyed by Royals owner David … Continue reading →

Harrison Ford will be in KC tomorrow for premiere of the Jackie Robinson movie “42.” Rumor has it Mark Hamill will be there…serving popcorn. ****** Google Fiber is expanding to Austin in 2014.  Google wants to focus on cities that … Continue reading →

The home opener in Kansas City is the day when we can all be optimistic that our team will make it all the way to June before falling apart…    The Top 5 similarities between the Royals and North Korea: … Continue reading →

Several people left the AMC Town Center 20 after a grown man stood up and began urinating in the middle of the Tyler Perry movie.  And to think, AMC thought they were getting away from public urination when they left … Continue reading →

Twin Peaks Sports Bar opened Monday in Olathe.  It’s sort of like a Hooter’s, but with more of a sports theme.  What could possibly go wrong there? ******* North Kansas City is trying to figure out how to get the … Continue reading →

BREAKING NEWS:  We just learned the Missouri based B-2 Bomber that flew over North Korea Thursday, was delivering METH. ******* Hundreds of American businesses in China have been targeted by Chinese hackers, who are stealing information.  “Tell us about it” … Continue reading →