One often asks us (us being Jon and I, the one, a random person…we’ll call her “Betty”)
“Is the social scene in Kansas City dead? Has Cowtown finally fallen into a tan abyss of non-creative events? Has the khaki world that sucked dry such cities as New York, Chicago, and Peducah, Kentucky, engulfed our fair-wheatened shores?”
Jon and I are quick to answer “No Betty, no! Our city still has a pulse, and we can prove it! Why, just last week we attended six, yes we said six, events. All unique. All feeding the heart of Kansas City. And we will now list them, complete with photographic documentation.”

Event one: Mark Southerland and Peregrine Honig’s Jungle Love Valentines Day Ball
Location: The Farenheit Gallery.
Description: The underground world of bohemian artists gathering to celebrate that most wicked day of love.
We drank wine and PBR.
Guests included: A man dressed as a panda. Newlyweds Georgianna Londre and Martin Buchanan (glowing with news of a baby Buchanan on the way. Actress Corrie Van Ausdahl with photographer husband Matt Collins, David Ford, Cody Wyoming from the band the Monitor, 200 other guests in jungle-themed attire, and one wild marching band.
Event Two: Now this next one is true conflict of interest, but you are reading this online, so screw it. The opening of the Coterie Theatre’s production of THE BREAKFAST CLUB.
Location: Westport Coffee House.
Description: A true tribute of the cult movie, directed by me and costumed by him.
We drank lattes and Crown Royal.
Guests included: Sloane Simmons of the store STUFF, Artistic Director Jeff Church, real estate mogul Josesh Fulgenzi, luminaries from BLO salon, all the past actors, drag queens, and followers from the now-defunct LATE NIGHT THEATRE, and 95 other audience members in bad 80’s fashion. A totally tubular event! Continue reading