Glazer: Ring the Bell, Close the Book, Blow Out the Candle

Nothing here to get upset about folks…

Yes the Oakland Raiders with all their problems and in last place beat out the Chiefs.

The score was 31-30 but it was much worse.

It looked in many ways like the Steelers game, boys vs. men when Oakland was on offense. Our defense – whoever they are – couldn’t stop a high school team let alone a decent NFL team.

WE have no rush, no pressure on the quarterback, even if he’s injured or slow. Our defensive line couldn’t stop a turtle.

Most of all WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

You never hear any defensive players names called outside of Marcus Peters and uh, Marcus Peters. The rest do nothing except get run over or get penalties because they can’t stop the other guys.

This a Chiefs team – or is it the Kansas State Wildcats – same thing?

They’re little more than a cute little ball club that builds a nice regular season record only to be ass kicked when it counts and end up in the SHMO BOWL (sound familiar K-Staters?)

This KC team is much like Dick Vermeil‘s 2003 Chiefs, remember?,

They were 9-0 before being unmasked and showing the world they had no defense and stunk, losing games at season’s end to poor teams and losing in the playoffs round one to the COLTS….who never punted.

Again no use going into stats.

Kareem Hunt had his somewhat meaningless plus 100 yards from scrimmage. But it mattered not because he’s still is not effective on short runs when needed to win the game.

Memories of Spencer Ware.

As of now Hunt is just a decent back, nothing special, sorry.

We have one super star on this team – not Justin Houston who has also moved to the Ozarks. Just one star…TYREEK HILL.

That’s it.

Travis Kelce is good but when needed for that throw to wrap up a game, uh, nope, not there.

Alex Smith is having a nice year, but this is it for him.

Offensive genius Andy Reid brought in Pat Mahomes in our final drive to win the game….promise you he picks up the 3rd and 4 every time with his legs.

Alex never ran once, even to win the game.

Again he ain’t got the ‘IT’ factor and never will…the Oakland quarterback has it. Watch the last two minutes of the game when he beat us.

The Chiefs will be once again a one and done playoff team at best, nothing special, nothing new.

Maybe we build around Mahomes and in 3 or 4 years we have a Super Bowl team.

This team has no shot at anything super.

Pssssst you need a defense to do that and we ain’t got one. It can’t be fixed. Sorry enjoy the season but like you I got suckered in and it’s B.S -. same old Chiefs.

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19 Responses to Glazer: Ring the Bell, Close the Book, Blow Out the Candle

  1. YOU’RE 4-12 AND SLIDING DOWNHILL GLAZO BOZO.
    Who are you to tell us about sports. You’re a idiot when it comes to sports. Just a week ago you said the chiefs were super….now you changed your mind. AGAIN AND AGAIN.
    Get ready old man…..I’m getting my picks for this weekend. Gonna kick your ass
    again. And again and again.
    And don’t forget after the season is over loser disappears from kcc forever.
    Hearne can make sure of it.
    Gonna kick your ass from here to st. louis….just like the hyperloop.

  2. Kerouac says:

    CAPTION THAT TOP PIC

    ‘Nothing look forward, two’ ( but don’t look back, either: another swiss season gone to… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvJ4_sa4gno )

    CAPTION THAT SECOND PIC

    ‘Another day at the office Hou$ton and Peter$’ ( Ughh… and how )

    Game recap to follow.

    🙁

    • Kerouac says:

      Nod CAPTION THAT TOP PIC: were it not a certainty that he was up in the booth, might mistake the guy on the right as that ‘TOUCHDOWN KAN-SAS CITY!’ guy wearing Indian drag…

      😯

  3. Blunt Force says:

    Jesus. I can’t decide which is worse, your football knowledge or your writing ability. Very tough call.

  4. Kerouac says:

    “They’re little more than a cute little ball club that builds a nice regular season record only to be ass kicked when it counts and end up in the SHMO BOWL”

    – time kick another ‘wait till next year’, part 2018, verse 49′ season to the curb… your non-koolaid drinking, unbiased admission re: their ineptness CG, admirable… kudos.

    “Most of all WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?”

    – your 2017 swiss chiefs…

    “he (Smith) ain’t got the ‘IT’ factor and never will…the Oakland quarterback has it. Watch the last two minutes of the game when he beat us.”

    – that was rather Montana-ish there the end, Carr… impressive as Joe vs Elway, far better than #19 hitting his head the frozen BUFF turf quarter century ago, end 1993 season; close enough remember yet so far away terms progress since, circa 2017.

    ’93 season as this one ‘started out with a bang but went out with a whimper’. Kerouac tried to tell all ya all’s it would, but… Can you hear me now? Good.

    “Again no use going into stats.”

    – ohhhh, alright… allow Kerouac:

    * Houston’s face may have been spotted on a milk carton in Oakland last night, but a search party found no traces of him the gridiron, during the game. To all those claim Houston is the best pass rusher in the NFL… Melvin Ingram 7.5 and Joey Bosa 5.5 of the 2-4 San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles (both better despite playing one less game while earning less shekel) say ‘hey!’, visions the two-headed monster Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith same, 1990’s.

    * Speaking of ‘who was that guy’, Kelce the Klown scored a td and acted he’d actually been there before – minus the usual protracted ‘heebie-jeebies’ tack his. SHOCKED I TELLS YA! Perhaps he was assigned homework: watch a video how a ‘pro’ acted the 1960s aft scoring a td, then apply said. Perhaps the specter a benching or more fines for penalties helped with the attitude adjustment (or perhaps he has an conscience.) That he was still clearly outplayed on the field though by OAK’s TE Cook, evident.

    * PP (Pu**y Peters) aka ‘Toast’ added another nick his waning legacy: ‘Cheap shot’… a slow-mo film review reveals he hit a QB Carr already in the grasp a defensive lineman, stopped and going nowhere, one who in fact had his knee on the ground when reached him aft PP took an run at full force. Penalty earned, doubt an lesson learned, however. Change the name from Carr to Smith & imagine the outrage here ‘our ish doesn’t stink KC’, i.e., ‘that guy ought to be fined AND suspended!’

    * Terrance Mitchell was NOT interfered with opinion the refs, the long td pass first quarter. A slo-mo review the video revels he got his feet tangled up and was already falling when OAKs WR came in contact #39. Go sell crazy conspiracy theories some place else swiss fandom… were already stocked up here ‘wait till next year’ land KC. You see (or maybe you don’t) this is why eye-witnesses are notoriously not credible – terms our fave team/s, we see what we ‘want to see’ in lieu/not necessarily what ‘is’.

    * ‘Silent H’ was, per his usual, stuffed 99% of the time – kareemed once again by yet another NFL defense. What we have here is a trend, one trending down. Other than one run courtesy poor tackling by two OAK defenders, 3.1 ypc average. Compare his first 3 games 6 tds an 8.2 ypc average his most recent 3 a 3.8 ypc average and 0 tds, and it becomes clear the bloom is off the rose, he having not scored a td in a month. As you refer CG, he’s Ware-like his inability power the ball into the end zone and as such why KC has no short yardage game/usually has to pass.

    But wait, Kerouac hears the KC party-line peanut gallery: ‘Yeah but yeah but, he’s had over 100 yards total offense 7 games in a row!’ Just guessing but perhaps because he’s touched ball more than any other KC player not named Alex Smith.

    Hank Stram used to say re: Mike Garrett his 1966 rookie campaign: ‘stop him cold 9 times in a row and on the 10th he beats you with a long run.” This is ‘Silent H’ same, and as Garrett who was doing fine beginning his career before rest the league caught up to him, see much the same scenario playing out case Silent H. So a guy who went from (according to local homers) a pace would result ‘a 2000+ yard rushing season’, ‘NFL Rookie of the Year’ honors, Superbowl, Canton and… gee, ‘homers’ much, KC?

    Leonard ‘Freight Train’ Fournette of the Jaguars will take the NFL rushing yards lead from ‘Silent H’ conclusion Sunday’s games, as he tries to keep pace ‘The One’ who got away from KC, Deshaun ‘The Man With The Golden Gun’ aka ‘The Watson Throwing Machine’ Watson, who continues to thread the needle at an historic pace.

    Whew… exhausted aft all that insight provided, go now contemplate the naval fuzz be yet another swiss chiefs season gone wrong… will it ever end?

    🙁

  5. CG says:

    As boomer and force point out ‘you change your mind all the time’ nope I just cover what is happening now. Right a few weeks back the Chiefs looked like a super bowl contender…now they don’t. I kept hoping they had a bend don’t break defense. The last two games and now with 7 in the books its clear they have no talent on defense almost zero. So they can’t compete for a title. In fact winning their division may now be tough, its possible they only win 10 games or so, the league will feast on the Chiefs no defense and score at will now. Offense up in the air. I hope they get better but I don’t see how on the D, nobody to put in to fix it, poor management. They knew they had no defense from last year and did nothing to fix it, NOTHING…DJ in the middle is a joke, no linebackers, horrid. Sorry.

  6. The Word says:

    Watching that game made me feel like it was 2003 all over again. I thought Greg Robinson was on the sideline with the WTF look constantly on his face.

    But alas it’s 2017 and it still feels oddly the same. The Chiefs are who we thought they were. Their a good team but are not a SB contender. Not with that defense. Not with a HC who doesn’t know clock management. Not with a QB who I still don’t trust to win a playoff shootout. Not against Brady. Not against Rapistburger.

    This team has a few loses left in them. I think they beat Denver at home, but lose against the Cowboys. With that D who knows the rest of the way. Games against the Jets, Bills and Dolphins could be interesting.

    • CG says:

      “Word” you hit the nail on the head a rerun of 2003, I agree. I said so, and by the way other media is now saying the same thing. Hey hope they can fix it, I just don’t see how, with what? I am with you on this one. Hope we are both wrong.

  7. READY TO PUNCH GLAZO BOZO IN THE BIG TUMMY WITH THESE PICKS.
    I’M ON TOP ANDWILL STAYTHAT WAY….

    MIAMI -3
    RAMS -3
    CLEVE -3
    gb plus 4
    NE -3

    sorry its late…at sprint for BIG EXHIBITION GAME….GOOD OF MIZZOU TO
    GET THIS GOING………KANSAS by 30

    But kansas is a KILLER TOWN! LOTS OF SHOOTINGS AND MUGGINGS AND
    HARASSMENT…….

    • CG says:

      Boomer those were some good picks. I think Hearne should let you cover sports, you are never wrong, know your stuff, have connections out there and are a great writer. He loves the back and forth you create. You are an attorney, well spoken, well known, well written…so hell you should replace me asap on covering the Chiefs and all sports here, its clear you are sharp as hell.

    • boom boom says:

      you think you’re writing a pulitzr prize winning article.
      you’re writing a crumby little story
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….will wilson be snooping thru lawrence forthe big suv with big antennas or maybe southy will be at the library reading “THE SONNETS OF ENGLISH SOUTHERN LITERATURE BY ROBIN HOOD AND HANSEL AND GRETAL.

  8. HOW MANY MURDERS THIS YEAR IN LAWRENCE HEARNE…
    HOPE YOU STAY AWAY FROM DOWNTOWN LAWRENCE….ITS MORE DANGEROUS THAN KC…..MURDER CAPITAL OF WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • admin says:

      I’ll have a story on that one for you shortly

      • boom boom says:

        why wait stork. You got to close a recalled vw.

        • boom boom says:

          HAVE WISLON WRITE IT. I NEED SOME COMEDY
          SINCE STANFORDS SHUT DOWN.
          ALTHOUGH i LIKE THE IDEA OF STANDFORDS GOING DOWNTOWN.
          THAT’S SHOULD BE A GREAT MOVE.
          30,000 MILLENIALS DOWN THERE BUT NO PARKING. WILL GIVE THOSE KIDS SOMETHING TO DO…BUT FORGET JJ WALKER AND SLAVIN AND THAT TJ GUY…THEY DON’T KNOW THEM.
          BRING IN SNOOP DOG…..GLASER WOULD BE GOOD…MAYBE THE GUY FROM AGT OR BRING IN A HOUSE COMIC. GET EM DRUNK. THEY CAN WALK HOME! NOT LIKE THE HOOD IN KCK.
          IT SHOULD DO WELL….AND PUT A CLUB IN THERE AN YOU MIGHT HAVE A WINNER.
          GOOD LUCK…TRULY FROM YOUR BEST BUDDY…BOOM BOOM….i EXPECT FREE TICKETS FOR GIVING YOU INK ON KCC…….LOOK FORWARD TO IT….YOU DO DESERVE A POSITIVE BREAK AFTER I KICKED YOUR ASS IN FOOTBALL AND YOU LOST BIG IN BASEBALL AND IN LEGENDS AND 119.
          tHE ODDS ARE WITH YOU. i THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE PLACE FOR YOU…TRULY!!!!!!

  9. E.H. says:

    Thankfully the Donkeys lost today so our loss from Thurs night doesn’t seem so bad now.

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