New Jack City: Jürgen Goes Raunchy

Let’s have some ‘R’ rated pun-fun…

As some of you probably already know one of my (not so) guilty pleasures are the twisted movie titles inspired by major films.

Many of these goofy pun-titles are attached to real productions–most of them in the sexploitation-plus genre.

It goes without saying that the all time champ aas-is-and continues to be “YANK MY DOODLE, IT’S A DANDY” (Obviously a patriotic flick.)

That said, the following fresher list of dubious titles should further scratch what itches and turn any frown into a geezer smile:

* “HUNG WANKENSTEIN”

* “ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT”

* “PASSIONS OF THE CRUTCH”

* “A BEAUTIFUL HIND”

* “MOULIN SPLOOGE”

* “A FISTFUL OF CONDOMS”

* “H.R. MUFF ‘N STUFF”

* “TWIN CHEEKS”

* “CLIFF BANGER”

* “JURASSIC PORK”

* “TIGER WOOD”

* “GREAT-GRANDMAS GONE WILD”

* “GOOD WILL HUMPING”

* “ANITA C. ADOCTOR”

* “PULP FRICTION”

* “WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKER FACTORY”

* “SQUIGGY GETS JIGGY WITH LAVERN”

* “WHEN HARRY MET HAIRIER”

* “E-THREE, THE EXTRA TESTICLE”

* “HAIRY PETER AND THE SORCERER’S BONE”

* “THE PORN IDENTITY”

…Now since I’ve got your creative juices flowing—got any good ones TO ADD?

 

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2 Responses to New Jack City: Jürgen Goes Raunchy

  1. chuck says:

    Goddamn that was funny!

    🙂

  2. admin says:

    I dunno about this one, Jack…

    Always cause for concern when I catch myself blushing while I’m editing a piece.

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