Hillary Clinton speaks to the National Baptist Convention tonight at Bartle Hall. Trump and Clinton are currently tied in Missouri….as the least trustworthy people running for president.
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Apple unveiled the new iPhone 7 this week. It comes with a special feature that blocks Anthony Weiner.
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An alleged KCK bank robber says the reason he robbed was because he chooses living in prison over living at home with his wife. He was charged with 20 counts of HONESTY.
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Star Trek turns 50 today. A New York beer company has decided to sell Star Trek beer.
TOP 5 THINGS YOU’LL NOTICE AFTER DRINKING STAR TREK BEER:
#5. After several of these everyone looks like Seven of Nine.
#4. You get a DUI and a warp drive in a school zone.
#3. More girls say yes to beer than Romulan Ale.
#2. Drink enough and you’ll forget Voyager ever happened.
#1. Your ‘Captain’s Log’ jokes are funny.
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Logjammin!
a trifle and an observation: beer is, collectively, lagers and ales. so #5 doesn’t make a lot sense. but then maybe most girls don’t the difference either!
and some NY brewery paid A LOT of money for the licensing rights… OR… some NY brewery hit the lottery if Paramount (or whomever owns the rights now), selected them to do this.
too bad they didn’t tie it in with the movie released this summer.
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