Star beams: The Top 10 Signs of a Bomb Threat Hoax, Breathing Life Into Harrison Ford

Statue-of-Liberty-Hoax-Threat-e1440029320267-665x385The FBI is looking for people who sent a hoax bomb threat to two Blue Springs schools this week…

The Top 5 Signs Your Bomb Threat Might Be a Hoax:

#5.  Threatens to blow up the school unless Mrs. Crabtree hands out less homework.

#4.  Only demand?  The Kurds get their whey.

#3.  It was sent by Balloon Boy’s parents.

#2.  Jihad is spelled with a ‘G.’

#1.  It mentions the Death Star.

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The Force Awakens” will have to make $1.5 billion dollars to be considered a success.  I’ll consider successful if they make Harrison Ford appear somewhat alive.

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HC We Put the “Cow” in “Salchow”

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The U.S. Figure Skating Championships are coming to Kansas City in 2017.  It will be refreshing to go downtown and watch sober people fall on ice for a change.

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How about Chiefs Alert Wilson and Jeremy Maclin?  Combined, they’re catching more stuff than Charlie Sheen.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on Then Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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4 Responses to Star beams: The Top 10 Signs of a Bomb Threat Hoax, Breathing Life Into Harrison Ford

  1. Jess says:

    If you cannot joke about a Bomb threat at multiple schools what can you joke about?

  2. Jack Springer says:

    Huge sign that jokes are not funny … when a guy uses a girl’s name in an attempt to be funny.

  3. CG says:

    Good ones Kelly Happy Holidays

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