They are, depending on which Craig Glazer article you read, either “… in the mix this season for the postseason” or they will “…lose to Green Bay and then chase our tail to be 8-8 or 9-7 season, in what will, as always, be a meaningless season. Haters.” (I added the haters for emphasis and stylistic purposes. Because it’s Glazer, you know?)
Regardless, we are civically obligated as a United Nation Under Price Chopper (is Chiefs-N-Chopper even still a thing?) to support the Chiefs in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. (Even if they now have a “national rep as jerkoffs in big games” to once again quote our good friend Glaze.) And what better way to show your support than with terrible, stained, shoddy merchandise and apparel from Craigslist.
Let’s see what we can find!
KC CHIEFS Dino 85 Plush. Comes from a collection, never played with. Comes from a smoke free and animal free home.
Starting off strong with something that combines two things that have no association to each other whatsoever. Flintstones? Check. Kansas City Chiefs? Check. OK, sure. Whatever.
Very nice Kansas City Chiefs picture.
Uh, hell YES it is. You mean I only have to give you $25 for a child’s crude rendering of a Chiefs’ helmet on a burlap sack? SIGN ME UP, FRIEND.
Moderatly worn Lee brand denim jacket. Embroidered Chiefs logo (Not a Patch).
So much going on here.
“Sweet ‘moderatly’ worn Chiefs denim jacket, bro. Where did you get it? Paris? Armani Exchange?”
“Ha! I don’t have that kind of money, man. I got it at a dude’s house in Independence.”
“No shit?? And how much was that bad-boy, a cool $1,000?”
“Um, yeah—MINUS MOST OF THOSE ZEROES!”
(laughter, high fives, depression)
Leather & wool Chiefs jacket Size Large Like new If interested please call
Have you ever wanted to look like a dirt-bag step-uncle from 1991? Do you want to walk around smelling like Salem cigarettes with a sweet undercurrent of Gravity: for Men from Wal-Mart? This jacket, man… this is the fucking jacket then.
Signed Chiefs Football-Nick Lowery – $60
Nice KC Chiefs Football Signed by Nick Lowery. Chiefs player from 1980-1993 7 Time all pro, 3 time pro bowler (kicked game winner in all 3 games), Ranked 10th of all kickers in NFL for all time scoring leaders. Own a piece of Chiefs history. Comes with protective case Need money for a kid on the way. email preferred
Look, I almost don’t want to make fun of this because he’s selling it on account of having a kid on the way, and as the first time father of a semi-new child, holy shit, kids are ridiculously expensive, but come on… a Nick Lowery signed football? Nobody in the history of ever has wanted to buy a Nick Lowery signed football. Now, get it signed by the ball-boy who he slapped the shit out of as a member of the Jets too, and I might start thinking about it. (I still won’t. But that would be hilarious.)
100% cotton/denim, Ladies, Large, two pocket vest. Chiefs helmet etc., on left side front is embroidered. Other logos are hand stitched onto vest. Red, hand stitching around collar and down front sides reads; “GO CHIEFS WIN” length of vest on both sides of front. Worn one time. Great wearable for the CHIEFS fan. Get ready for another winning season! Feel free to text, e-mail or call with any questions. Thanks for looking!
This is a very cool gift to get that special someone in your life who is a 62-year-old, female elementary school teacher. She can wear it on Red Friday! at her place of work. Which is a grade school. Because that is who would wear this.
Size 15, nike tank tyler cleats from probly 5 or 6 yrs ago, $60
I clicked on this because they were player-worn cleats for $60, and I was like, “haha, whose used cleats are only $60? Tank Tyler’s?? Haha,” and they were Tank Tyler’s cleats. True story.
34 officially licensed NFL throw back Jerseys mint condition! – $3975 (2343 East 600 Road Edgerton KS 66021)
For sale is a 34 officially licensed NFL throw back jerseys of some of the greatest players to ever play the game see pictures. I am selling this for a friend who is an defensive great ex Chiefs player. The sizes range from 56 to 60 and all are in mint condition! Buyer must take entire lot and pay cash only no trades please. For more pictures or if you have any questions -Call or text anytime
Haha. This sounds shady as hell. 34 jerseys? Who needs 34 jerseys? And, the seller is selling them for “an defensive great ex Chiefs player,” whatever that horribly busted English means. Hmmm, OK. Whatever you say, liar.
Very warm thick handmade unisex pancho fits all 🙂
“Fits all” and meant for none. Unwritten but understood: if you travel to Raytown and buy this $575 poncho, the seller will—by virtue of your purchase—instantaneously become the richest person in all of the city. This is a true, weird fact.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for now. I mean, I could seriously go on for days, but nobody has that kind of time. So for now, GO CHIEFS!