Star beams: Kelly Urich Returns With a Vengeance

wereinRemember when the only reason April baseball was exciting if you made it through the month without having your favorite player traded?

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Remember when the Royals only got runs when they ate too much dairy?

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Nelly arrested in Tennessee on felony drug charges and could face up to six years in prison….where he’ll learn a whole new meaning to “Shake Ya Tailfeather.”

Hey Hollywood!  Quit making movies that are so quiet that I have to stop eating my Grape Nuts!

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brian_williams_pinocchio_by_es_by_bl8antband-d8gs9gaPresident Obama has a higher approval rating in Cuba than he has in the United States.  And just when I thought they were turning against the communists…

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Disney is working on a live-action version of Pinocchio.  In this version, when Pinocchio tells a lie, he gets to anchor NBC Nightly News.

                        Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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2 Responses to Star beams: Kelly Urich Returns With a Vengeance

  1. FlyinBrian says:

    I spent zero seconds reading this post (I didn’t read it). That surely equals the time Kelly spent putting it together.

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