I told my wife I wanted to work on some “Fifty Shades of Grey” stuff and she handed me my laundry.
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My love life is a lot less like “Fifty Shades” and a lot more like “The Slap.”
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Love Line #33: Our love is as real as a helicopter ride with Brian Williams.
Bad Valentine’s Card: If I could lasso the moon, I would shove it right up your worthless ass.
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Forty-nine percent of people think they will get some sex on Valentine’s Day. I will be, thanks to that Kate Upton Game of War commercial.
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Consumers will spend $700 million for their pets on V-Day. It’s my way of saying, thanks for taking a special interest in my crotch.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
