Starbeams: Hallmark’s R-Rated Crayons, Emanuel Cleaver Broke & Peyton’s Retirement

crayolahackA weekend hacking incident involving its Facebook page has Crayola apologizing to upset kids and parents.  Hackers took control of the company’s social media web page and posted dozens of links to R-rated sites along with sexual jokes.  Crayola is a subsidiary of Kansas City based Hallmark.  Carol was able to retake control of the page and posted its apologies for the off-color posts.

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Crayola went on to say, we will not bow to terrorists because these colors don’t run!

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Congressman Emanuel Cleaver ranks as one of the poorest members in the house with a net worth of NEGATIVE $2.3 million.  This explains why he received an endorsement from The Kansas City Star.

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The NFL world is waiting to see if Peyton Manning will retire.  The rest of us are hoping he retires from pitching Papa John’s Pizza.

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Ohio State won the National Championship Monday.  Oregon is still too stoned to realize what happened.

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3 Responses to Starbeams: Hallmark’s R-Rated Crayons, Emanuel Cleaver Broke & Peyton’s Retirement

  1. chuck says:

    “Oregon too stoned…”

    Heh, heh…

  2. CFPCowboy says:

    Cleaver? Say it ain’t so. I don’t know what worries me more, the fact that this man votes on the budget or trying to figure out who would lend him the 2.3 million.

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