Glazer: The Scribe Unravels the Mystery of NFL & College Football…Again

541e385006969b7be113aa334ea1f6d4Florida has not been kind to our Chiefs… 

We haven’t won but a couple games in the entire state over the last 30 years. Yikes. The Miami Dolphins are favored to beat our Chiefs by 4. That sounds about right. Both teams have many injured starters. The Chiefs have lost 5 staters including Derrick Johnson, Jamaal Charles and Mike DeVito…but whose counting?

The team was already pretty bad before the injuries.

Now they’re even worse. However they did play well last week with quarterback Alex Smith showing some determination not to be the NFL’s worst team and to try and win a game or two this year.

I now think the Chiefs may win a few yet.

They’re still going stink though.

I like Miami in a close game as two bad teams battle it out.

BtCgnK4CQAAMWpH.0_standard_730.0On a brighter note, Missouri looks very good again this season and will be the local team to follow. And MU will make it four straight with a win over Indiana Saturday.

Kansas is looking for maybe one more win, two tops.

Bye-bye Charlie Weiss.

Hey he’s going to make like $12 million which makes KU look really stupid…again.

Kansas State is a nice little team and will go bowling at a lower level.

And it’s wait until next year for the Chiefs again As usual, huh?

Betting wise I’ve started out slowly and at 5-7 these are my worst opening picks in four years. So let’s get back to winning this week.

1346779564-college-football-mapCOLLEGE PICKS

MU -8 OVER INDIANA IN A TEASE WITH OU OVER WEST VIRGINIA by 1 1/2

MISSISSIPPI STATE + 15 OVER LSU IN A TEASE WITH MU OVER INDIANA -8

TEXAS A&M -27 OVER SMU IN A TEASE WITH MU -8 OVER INDIANA

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PRO FOOTBALL

DALLAS + 5 over St Louis on a tease with Indy -1 over Jacksonville

Philly even over Washington on a tease with Indy -1 over Jacksonville

That’s all folks!

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18 Responses to Glazer: The Scribe Unravels the Mystery of NFL & College Football…Again

  1. rkcal says:

    Pinkel could totally get a hot younger babe, so I’m with you on the MU tease.

  2. JimmyD says:

    Not to nitpick Glazer but you went 2-5 last weekend. I believe that makes you 5-8

  3. Orphan of the Road says:

    I like the layout better. New editor?

    Andy Reid needs to learn about clock management. Still screwing the pooch after 14-years in the league. No Jim Johnson running the defense is much bigger than fans here can ever realize. Johnson could make animals out of marginal players.

    I guess harley’s picks missed deadline?

  4. Kerouac says:

    “We haven’t won but a couple games in the entire state over the last 30 years.”

    – it’s worse than that, CG. The Chiefs have won 3 games in Miami since 1968 ended. Nod Haley’s “any 22 guys from off the street could win two games” in a single season, any Chiefs roster in 44 years since the 1960’s ended has won only 3 there.

    KC won every game they ever played vs the Dolphins 1966 – 1969, even shutting out Miami twice in a single season, 6-0 over three years with three W’s coming in Miami.
    As faded Chiefs glory days, how times change. KC’s first ever loss Miami was also the day our ‘football Rome’ burned to the ground while our team fiddled, 1971 Christmas Day game bringing coal in the stocking & a now nigh on 45 year curse.

    “It doesn’t matter, it’s a different season!” cry the uninitiated.

    Aren’t they all different, except case the Chiefs, stuck since their clock struck midnight the last hour January 11, 1970, and gave way Sisyphean decades since, no end in sight.

    Good thing Will Rogers never saw the Chiefs play.

    ~

    @MIA 27
    KC 13

  5. JimmyD says:

    Let’s make that 5-11. I know your math isn’t so hot. Just trying to help. If you win 20 in a row it’ll get you near 70%. Time to start chasing

  6. Kerouac says:

    CAPTION THAT (top) PIC

    – scoliosis never looked so good…

  7. CG says:

    Jimmy D is right, tough start. No excuse. I rolled with two locks they weren’t and spun them with all the other bets, Denver who didn’t cover and MU who lost so that killed the teases which you now see aren’t so easy. Yes it will be hard to get back to 70 per cent. I will try….This season with all the penelties that are called on nearly every play and few consistent winning teams already as in Seahawks and college is all over the road, tough calls.

    Again those are excuses losing is losing. And my start is not good. Happens…gambling picks are never as easy it they look. Lets see if next week we can do better.

  8. harley says:

    your fuzzy math is going to let people know you didn’t win 70%!
    if you bet a trifecta at a horse track and the horses you pick come in 1-2-6..
    YOU LOSE IT ALL.
    this phony tease crap is b.s. You use the tease to make the points
    seem better on your end…and when you lose you base it on the teaser
    points…when you lose one…you lose both. Period…the teaseaffects both
    teams you take…go to the window and tell the teller you want to be paid
    after you lose one of the two games and they’ll kick you out of the joint.
    The tease is on two games…not one…you buy into the points and the house
    gets back their points by making you win two games. You don’t get it.
    If you want to do a game by game pick do that….but the books make you
    win both games…not one…in the tease…in exchange you get the move the
    point spread. So your being 70% is absolutely 100% wrong.
    Ask any professional about that…they’ll explain it to you….
    so allthose wins you took over the last 3 years were bogus…….poin
    As far as your current record…you’re way off. Read my analysisofmissouri
    where I said they’ll do okay tyhis year but really next year is their big year.
    DO NOT BET ON MIZZOU AGAIN…you jinxed us.
    I didn’t see hearnes comments about my picking the games and he’d give
    me a small byline.
    I don’t bet football..i don’t use fuzzy math….football betting is like throwing
    your money away …………….
    But if hearne is willing to give me a small byline for my takes on the 2014
    elections coming up I will again show the kcc crowd that Harley is always right!!!
    ARE YOU READY FOR HARLEY TO BLOW THIS SITE UP…
    and let me give youa hint folks…this upcoming mid term election is way
    overblown…its really a bunch of nothing…means nothing over the long haul…
    everyone’s excited but Harley knows that outside the Kansas races its really
    a bunch of nothing….for more…stay tuned…Harley knows the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Broke Dick Delroy says:

    Glazer
    I followed your game pick advice. I bet the farm. If it cost 25 cents to $hit , I’d have to throw up. Thanks. For nthing.
    I guess Im going to have to recoup my losses by taking financial advice from harley. He says invest heavy in Amazon rain forest solar power …..There goes my kids MU J school fund.

    • harley says:

      broke dick…
      do some research on amazon rain forest solar power…the return will be
      better than most investments in u.s…..
      feel free to contact me…this Utah oil boom is going to be huge!

  10. harley says:

    CG JUST ADDED A NEW ITEM TO HIS NEW MENU
    DR. PEPPER CROW /
    Leftys right on this one…glaze is a joke when it comesto sports.
    He can say he’s all things…but he knows nothing about sports.
    and while Kerowacky acts like he’s an expert…he’ll get two for one
    on his

  11. GC says:

    I’m in so deep they’re going to have to pipe me light.

  12. CG says:

    So MU takes me out on all three college games and we win both pro picks 7-11. I’m a fast food chain/store. Ok…notice all my college teams won covered but MU added took us down. My bad. Still we can come back from a slow start..lets see.

    • harley says:

      GLAZE
      explain how you do this fuzzy math. reply tomy comment that you’re
      doubling the b.s…..moving the spread and splitting games you lose..
      if you lose one…you lose both.
      If you want to pick individual games you can do that…but you can’t
      cause it would put you at about 30%,
      ANSWER MY COMMENT…THANKS….

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