Ten years from now there will be no comics like Joan Rivers because the world will be so politically correct, our vocabulary will be reduced to 50 words that don’t offend people.
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Happy Red Friday! For the first time in ages we get to celebrate the Chiefs being that “other team.”
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This is first year in decades when I feel compelled to dig up my old Royals jacket.
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The Federal Reserve doesn’t understand why Americans are, for some reason, hoarding their money. As an American, I can’t understand why I can’t print money like the Federal Reserve.
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David Lawrence
I’m not a very good computer hacker. I hacked into the cloud and accidentally stole naked photos of David Lawrence.
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Arrests were made at Kansas City’s fast-food wage protest near 14th and Prospect. It was a chance for fast food workers to ignore the public even more than usual.
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Johnson County Community College went on lockdown Thursday afternoon after a suspicious woman was reported on campus. They were suspicious because she arrived on campus driving a car worth less than $50,000.
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Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
