Hearne: Scribe in Love — Stanford’s Main Man Smitten by Stripper

653_43713233609_406_nHappens to the best of ’em…

The latest on Stanford & Sons honcho Craig Glazer: He’s head over heels.

“Well, about six months ago my manager at Stanford’s David – he’s a player, early 30s – told me that there was a girl at a strip club not far from here called Whispers that had asked about me a lot and was really cute and that I should meet her. And I said, ‘David, I really don’t want to date another dancer because the last one was Black Barbie and that didn’t end well.’

“I mean, strippers are good in bed and they’re exciting, but they’re trouble and can date anyone they want to, including Chiefs players. And you’re like a dog chasing a car, what do you do with them once you catch them? You’re not going to get married. It never ends well. And just because you’re sleeping with them doesn’t mean anything.”

So much for prudent thinking.

“So David introduced me to Jasmine and when our eyes met I felt something – a connection – a real connection. And she’s not my usual type, she’s small and thin. You know, not my usual bombshell, big butt. But she had a lot of charisma. We talked for 30 minutes and they gave last call – she didn’t dance for me, I don’t do that – so I said, ‘Do you want to go out?’ And she said she was single and had been dating Derrick Johnson of the Chiefs for several years. And I said, ‘What ruined it?’ And she said, ‘He’s married, but his wife lives out of town.'”

And so it began…

“So I went out with her and went head over heels for her quick and dropped all my other girlfriends,” Glazer says. “I dropped ’em all. One of my ex girlfriends came to the club recently and wanted me to go out with her just for sex and I ended up having to ditch her – and she’s a bombshell.  And boy was she pissed and she told the other strippers that work with Jasmine to tell her that I was seeing her on the side. And Jasmine believed it and it really hurt our relationship because she believed it. She was going to come to LA with me this week where I’m meeting a new director for my King of Sting movie and she wouldn’t go. Which had me screaming and yelling about it – I was very pissed because I didn’t do anything wrong.”

what-do-strippers-do-about-their-periodWhy not just let Jasmine move in and be done with it?

“Well, that’s a step you take later,” Glazer says. “Because she has two very young kids and I’ve got a lot going on right now. Stanford’s is close to moving to a new location out south in Johnson County and maybe opening a new location in the Virgin Islands. And it’s just too much to take on now. I offered to get her an apartment close to me.”

Here’s the deal:

“I haven’t been in love for a long time and it’s nice to have that feeling again,” Glazer muses. “To fall in love once you get past 50 is very rare in life.”

Next up?

“Well, it’s probably a doomed relationship,” Glazer says. “But most relationships go bad. I don’t know what’s going to happen. I’m a bleeding heart. She’s had a tough life and I want to help her. I guess I see a little bit of me in her, when I was young.

“But my feelings have changed about her dancing because I care about her. Most of my friends are married and have grown kids and they don’t understand. But I’m still leading the life of a 30 year-old – I’m still on the football field.

“Maybe I’m looking for a new life. To settle down. Trade in my Lotus for a Lexus and become more of a regular guy. Get out of the single life. I mean, there aren’t many guys in Hollywood that do what I do – Charlie Sheen.”

charlie_sheen_2006_10_14The $64 million question: Can a stripper deliver the goods for yon Scribe?

“With my history of knowing dancers I’ve only known two strippers who got out and had pretty normal lives – got married and had children,” Glazer says. “I’ve dated 30 or 40 strippers and none of those worked out. I had a great time – I’m  not mad at anybody.

“But it makes you feel seven feet tall when you walk into a restaurant with one of these beautiful, exotic women from the dark side.”

Stay tuned…

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27 Responses to Hearne: Scribe in Love — Stanford’s Main Man Smitten by Stripper

  1. hot harley says:

    I’m sure derrick johnsons wife will be glad to read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    come on glaze…marry the girl!

  2. rkcal says:

    It’s like you hit your reasoning and emotional maturity ceiling in middle school. Nice job on calling out one of the few Chiefs that actually hit hard. Good luck with that.

  3. the dude says:

    Say it ain’t so Hearne, say it ain’t so.
    Sounds like serious love, what could possibly go wrong in this situation?

  4. mike says:

    I hope this works out, but I would be really surprised if this ends well. Jealousy and mistrust are already rearing their ugly heads in this relationship.

  5. Brother Sunday says:

    30-40 strippers all wearing the Glazed doughnut but only one wearing the ring. Good job man. Oh and this Lexus doesn’t suck http://www.lexus.com/models/ISF/
    Get the K&N installed asap.

  6. CG says:

    Hah, funny comments boys. Of course its likely doomed, I said that and know. Point of story is the feelings one more time. Who knows if that comes again. TJ Miller took me to this crazy,unreal party last night(TJ stars in Silicone Valley HBO and will co star next month in TRANSFORMERS), it was Tom Jones birthday party, he sang, the list of big stars at the party mansion was long, including John Stamos, cast of THE OFFICE,Howard Stern radio show guys all there, on and on. But TJ was with his new lady and they were in love, I was a bit jealous. Wish I had that. So it happens now and again. That’s all.

    Yes not a good idea to get into anything to real with a dancer, I know, I know. My wife was a nice normal girl and so were most all of the ladies I lived with, well mostly, over the years.

    As far as the Chiefs player, I knew him, decent guy we did charity work together, who knows what that was all about. Happens.

  7. Brother Sunday says:

    Well if it doesn’t work out, you can go find #42 (she is technically #41). The last stripper GF I had lived at the top of the hill on Summit St. Pretty sure Whinery is doing her now. You KCC guys… play on, players.

  8. tip all strippers in white hot quarters says:

    This is sad and pathetic. An old man must have confused a blog for a diary.

  9. hot harley says:

    no matter what his detractors say about him….ya gotta love glaze.
    always entertaining….a riot….what more could all the old guys
    on kcc want.
    perfect story hearne….crime…drama…king of sting…hookers…nfl players…
    sex….promiscuity…strippers…love….parties….tom jones….tj…
    I mean this is 100% glaze.
    we need more of this journalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    glaze cracks me up!!!!

  10. Bob says:

    Oh, my. Whispers is adjacent (like shares a building) with an auto repair shop and shares a dirt parking lot with an antique store of some kind in Leavenworth Co.

    • the dude says:

      Yeah, exudes all kinds of class. By the looks of it I thought the place was closed years ago.

  11. Guy Who Says What Others Think says:

    If you want a good, healthy, normal relationship, you gotta quit dating broken women. Strippers are broken people, and most have severe emotional issues. They’re like scooters…fun to ride for a little while, but really don’t serve any long term purpose or viability.

    • the dude says:

      No, you avoid them at all costs.
      At least they are obvious and upfront about their desire to empty your pockets. Other women out there are more secretive about their desires to empty your pockets.

  12. Seriously, gimme a fu*kin break.

    No picture?

    Really?

    We get a picture of Glaze and NOT the stripper.

    Brutal…

  13. KCMonarch says:

    ‘David, I really don’t want to date another dancer…”

    It was at this point I realized this to be a fictional piece with no basis in reality. None.

    • admin says:

      You know what they say about people who PRESUME, KCMonarch…

      It makes as “ass” out of “U” and “me”

      Fictional piece? Seriously?

      Whatever.

  14. really says:

    jeeez. to fall in love when you over 50 in life is very rare. what about when you r over 61? how come ou nevr have your dates come on this sight and spritzel like u do? no pics. maybe a fairy tale. no. every reader on this sight must b jell us. NOTTTTT

    • CG says:

      Well my friend none of my stories are written to make anyone jealous. We ALL HAVE ISSUES. Even me. Hard to balance, love, career and finance..seems we never have all three figured out at the same time, huh.

  15. CG says:

    Hey guys we did put several pic’s of Black Barbie up and Tony put up the Penthouse centerfold, Christine Dupree a couple weeks back…and others girls I have dated have been up several times, Emi, Jessie the Puerto Rican mess so on…Whiteney on New Years Eve, the hot blonde. I didn’t to it this time cause she was not wanting her photo up, maybe later…no big deal.

    Hey I had lunch with Sandhal Bergman today after a couple meetings near her neck of the woods over the hill, she looked great. It reminded me not all of my big loves were dancers, hey she was a dancer, just in movies and Broadway. Nice lady…in fact my serious ladies never really were dancers. My few engagements, like the girl in my book and my wife were certainly not ever dancers…so…this story is about those chosen few, that’s all. Yes I know the relationships are doomed, but the ride can be fun. Yes they are damaged, but not all bad girls. They are human too.

  16. PB says:

    Big deal, I’ve fallen in love with every stripper I’ve met.

  17. Goose13 says:

    Who cares! CG have fun, and keep your hand on you wallet! Also, CG, where out south you planning to open up?

    • CG says:

      HEARNE will do the story as will others, but you’ll like it. The population explosion is out south now, Legends has become a family shopping area and not an adult entertainment district, save the casino and early dinning. So we feel Johnson County is the immediate future. Hearne will update this likely this week or next. But thanks for asking. Hey we have been at Legends over 8 years, great theater one of the nicest ever. We appreciate the years there and all the people who supported live comedy.

      • hLot harley says:

        glaze…try 135…that’s booming.
        And there’s spaces in the back of the centers where the
        rent would be very very reasonable.
        but the improvement costs have got to be huge.
        I did hear that one of the bars there will be offering
        1 or 2 comedy nights a week out there.
        But you’re right…everything moves south.
        Bring in some big comics out south and you won’t
        have a problem because there’s money and lots of
        affluent people wiling to pay to drive 5-10 minutes
        to see some really good comedy.
        But be careful…they’re filling south joco with so many
        new restaurants/stores/entertainment that it will eventually
        be a blood bath for the ones that don’t survive.
        And remember to offer “organic” items on your menu.
        Out south we love our free range chicken wings!!!!!!
        good luck.

  18. Mr Brown says:

    At what point does CG get to learn here real name? I knew her as Roxy when she worked in Topeka but the DA told me later that wasn’t even close

    • CG says:

      She never worked in Topeka. Jasmine is an oft used dancer name. I know her real name of course and just didn”t want it out there without her knowing. So I didn’t use it. That’s all.

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