Against my better judgment…
I present you with a “column” submitted by everybody’s favorite punching bag (and edited by moi). Enjoy. May I suggest you take it with a grain of salt (or a boulder)?
My new column on KC Confidential….
SCHOOL THE FOOLS
This is getting quite interesting. My tipsters have given me info that nothing really was
taken, but was “lost” including a very expensive watch. The supposed subject
was getting 250k as a buyout and was sleeping at 73rd Street. And that Hearne’s story is probably blown out of proportion.
I visited with key individuals and they felt this story was blown out of proportion and that nobody needed to dress up like a shrub outside the postoffice. And that Paul Wilson didn’t need to play Miami Vice and hide under his dashboard to avoid being seen…. everything is under control.
Unfortunately not all people born with silver spoons trun out as good as
Hearne and Southman (hover that is). Some have problems and hopefully this will blow over!!!!
More to come, but my sources are “in the deal” and Hearne and Paul can go to the late night diner and find some really good diamond deals.
Sorry, I was down there Friday night.
Hearne said gatherings of young kids is not unusual, but where were they
Friday night? Observing Sabbath at the synagogue?
It was beautiful and all the places were packed. People were strolling early but as always
in KC the street rolls up about 11 pm. I never saw a police officer or black hoodlum. There was no violence, no riots, just a great, great spring night.
And no one spoke about these so-called flash mobs.
No one was afraid to walk. In fact many managers told us they had a very good month in April and were looking for a huge May. I was also down there about 10 days earlier and the streets were bustling.
I think the racists use the Plaza as a scapegoat for other problems.
Vile people search the web looking for incidents from “reliable sources” like WND, a KKK extension.)
As I’ve mentioned as a data expert, the changing demographics of America
are taking effect. The growing African American and Hispanic populations
will run this nation in 10-15 years.
I spoke with a top analyst and saw details that show that the changing growth patterns are becoming even more evident than had been expected. The racists will continue to make their vile comments, but reality is setting in upon this nation. The older, white male segment is dying off and having less and less power. It’s s inevitable. Either we all get along or it’s going to be a really long haul.
All of you racists have but a few short years to walk the Plaza before you’ll be in walkers.
And Glaze, get serious,- stop bull shitting.
Tuesday nights on the Plaza? I lived there for three years and Tuesday night was always quiet. People don’t go out as much, and being that you’ll soon be getting social security checks you must realize people have many more choices for entertainment
now than ever before.
Once upon a time the Plaza ruled. Now there’s a bar/club/
nightspot on practically every corner. Over four will open in a matter of eight months
near 135th and Metcalf. Why travel and face DUIs?
But many of us still love coming down to the Plaza and yes, your stripper girlfriends might be afraid of the crowds there, but the movers and shakers of Kansas City were out last Friday night and not a peep about any problems there. Just another change in the American geography..
I think guys like Tony and that fuckig bear and Glaze are the only ones I’ve heard mention it. However those were kids on Saturday nigh and you don’t think the kids
in Blue Valley don’t have weapons. As one of my tipsters said, “Go down to the
hood and look at all the JOCO license plates – they’re buying everything from
coke to heroin and bringing it out south. And there’s a big business in hot cell phones.”
AS FOR WILSON, good luck. Once the young kids see you they’ll
run like hell. Maybe the cops will let you play with their