Starbeams: Sebelius Escape, Chimpanzee Escape, Bed, Bath & Blasphemy

Kathleen SebeliusFormer Kansas governor Kathleen Sebelius resigned from her post as Health & Human Services Director following the Obamacare rollout debacle.  She plans to spend the next several months figuring out how to navigate JOB.COM.

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Seven chimpanzees escaped from the Kansas City Zoo Thursday afternoon.  They quickly returned once they heard gunfire on I-435.

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30256_S_Jesus-Christ.WIFEA 100 year old message in a bottle was found recently in the Baltic Sea.  CNN plans to spend a full month covering how it was found.

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Scientists have determined the “Gospel of Jesus’ Wife” faded document is not a forgery.  It was a receipt from Bed, Bath and Blasphemy.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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