Starbeams: Saving Indian Springs, Acid test, Barry Bonds ‘Juiced’ & Quaked

shutterstock_949547051I’ve decided that I’m cool with saving KCI. Then again, I’m also a proponent of bringing back Indian Springs Mall.

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A 12-story office complex has been proposed for the area just north of Seventh Church of Christ, Scientist.  That may come in handy for when they need to pray for approval from “Friends of the Plaza.”

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A Florida woman was hospitalized after eating meat from a grocery store that was laced with LSD.  I believe I speak for everyone when I say, “How do I get in touch with her butcher?”

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Barry Bonds arrived at Spring Training in Scottsdale to help coach batting for the Giants.  He was jovial at his first press conference. You might even say, “JUICED!”

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Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds

Steve Martin just released a bluegrass album featuring Edie Brickell.  Finally, a victory for people who’ve never heard of iTunes!

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An earthquake off the coast of northern California registered 6.8 Sunday night.  San Francisco residents were so dazed and confused, they decided to host a heterosexual parade.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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