Starbeams: White Out in Black History Month & Valentine’s Day Sex

white-people-friends-black-history-month-ecards-someecardsI think everyone in Kansas City agrees,  we’ve seen way too much white for this to be black history month.

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A bionic hand has been developed in Denmark that can actually feel textures.  That does it.  I’m changing my name to “Textures.”

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A new device transmits the smell of popcorn from your iPhone.  You can order it with our without butter.

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A big problem at the Olympics for American tourists is, not many people speak English.  It’s sort of like a trip to the Argentine district.

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This week Kansas Governor Brownback issued a “State of Disaster” for Kansas.  What about the weather, Governor?

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Streets in Kansas City are still icy, and on several side streets, I’ve been unable to pass.  Now I know what it feels like to be Walter Peyton!

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64% of Americans say they are more likely to watch TV than have sex on Valentine’s Day.  One way to get around that?  Rent a hotel room.  Your odds go up 42% if you’re in a hotel.  Either way, you’re going to pay for it.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on “Today’s best Music,” The Point 99.7 FM

 

 

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