Starbeams: Chiefs Erectile Dysfunction, new M&Ms, Crying Uncle & Sprint

erectile-dysfunctionAfter watching Sunday’s Chiefs game vs. the Raiders I came to one conclusion.  Guys with erectile dysfunction must watch a lot of football.

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M&M’s is introducing Mega M&M’s – three times bigger than the originals – and with three times more fat and calories.  M&M now stands for Mark McGuire.

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kim-jong-un-number-unNorth Korea’s Kim Jong-Un executed his uncle.  Come to think of it, I haven’t received any Christmas money from any of my uncles in years!

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The Wall Street Journal reports Sprint is making a bid to buy T-Mobile.  Sprint says buying T-Mobile would help them compete with AT&T and Verizon, but we’re pretty sure they just want the chick in the hot-pink dress.

 

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2 Responses to Starbeams: Chiefs Erectile Dysfunction, new M&Ms, Crying Uncle & Sprint

  1. Kerouac says:

    “After watching Sunday’s Chiefs game vs. the Raiders I came to one conclusion. Guys with erectile dysfunction must watch a lot of football.”

    – was that proffer yours cathartic, author? For those not now so inclined but nonetheless concerned, following warning: exposure an impotent Chiefs defense could be contagious…

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