Starbeams: Brownback / Dole Ticket, Sex Starved Fruit Flies & KC is Liveable

Sam BrownbackBob Dole is teaming with Sam Brownback to lobby the GOP for Kansas City to get the next Republican National Convention.  Nothing says, “Presidential Winner” quite like the team of Dole/Brownback.

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Kansas City IS ranked #21 on the “Livability Index” for the under-30 crowd.  Global social news network Vocativ ranked the top 35 cities and KC came in ahead of New York, Miami, Dallas and San Diego.  We were popular on the list because so many parents in the metro have an extra bed in their basement.

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OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:  Shower romance is always better in the movies than real life.  For example, I always slip…and I’m also lonely.

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Today is Cyber Monday. Fed Ex will ship more than 22 million packages today.  I like to do my shopping the old fashioned way; late on Christmas Eve, at a Flying J truck stop.

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Sex-Starved-Flies-Turn-to-Alcohol-Study-ShowsScientists have discovered that sex-starved fruit flies live shorter, more stressful lives. In fact, they’re almost as miserable as scientists who study sex-starved fruit flies.

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The code for launching nukes during the cold war was 00000000.  A retired military officer remembered the code when he saw how many people had signed for Obamacare.

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President Obama says fewer people are having trouble signing up for government healthcare.  That’s because most of them have already died.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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